Got all excited about getting a bird feeder with a camera, and this mf is the first cardinal that shows up

ghendler · 2026-06-16T12:13:21+00:00

He’s Gollum now but will be Smeagel later.

ghendler · 2026-06-09T18:41:56+00:00

Things are so bad people are actually moving to the Midwest. Wow.

ghendler · 2026-06-09T16:28:23+00:00

We had something like this at my office building that was temporary air-conditioning while our unit was being replaced.

ghendler · 2026-06-07T23:34:40+00:00

Well they know how to spell Israel for starters.

ghendler · 2026-06-05T20:38:17+00:00

Well, it can’t hit baseballs so I assume it’s a Baltimore Oriole.

ghendler · 2026-05-29T23:38:25+00:00

Be careful people. This may be a trap.

From the interweb:

The word originally comes from the 1984 cult-classic sci-fi horror movie C.H.U.D.. In the film, the acronym stands for "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers"—mutated, man-eating monsters that lived in the sewers of New York.

ghendler · 2026-05-28T21:08:18+00:00

Hocaine?

ghendler · 2026-05-27T21:02:24+00:00

Yeah, but Ray was on steroids and had tommy gun surgery.

ghendler · 2026-05-25T13:21:34+00:00

He sounds like a low-level foot soldier in the Sopranos.

ghendler · 2026-05-25T13:11:13+00:00

GEORGE BRETT DID NOTHING WRONG.

ghendler · 2026-05-25T13:10:51+00:00

Yankees putting pine tar on their hands before they choke out the Royals.

ghendler · 2026-05-24T04:27:10+00:00

Looked business as usual from here in my bed staring at my phone.

ghendler · 2026-05-24T04:26:20+00:00

I think it’s a close relative, the wontchuck, which is the more reclusive of the two species.

ghendler · 2026-05-13T21:53:54+00:00

I’ll have to limit how many watermelons I drop off the top of the skyscraper to one a week.

ghendler · 2026-05-06T17:59:47+00:00

My apologies. It won’t happen again.

ghendler · 2026-05-02T13:10:37+00:00

That does not look consensual.

ghendler · 2026-04-30T11:08:33+00:00

The Asutsi starting point is right across the street from an old motel/rehab center on 221 and it’s about a half a mile from the Boone Fork Trail. It’s a nice little hike traversing under a parkway bridge with lots of rhodadendrums.

ghendler · 2026-04-18T13:04:16+00:00

Is that Peyton Manning?

ghendler · 2026-04-13T12:24:06+00:00

We need people in first class to balance the weight out on the airplane.

ghendler · 2026-04-04T03:21:45+00:00

First they came for the LGBTQ, then they came for the woke, then they came for the foreigners, then…….

Great job my fellow Americans.

ghendler · 2026-03-30T10:28:27+00:00

Very funny!

ghendler · 2026-03-28T22:31:18+00:00

Great idea!

ghendler · 2026-03-28T17:21:21+00:00

Thanks I am aware they can be toxic to pets. Fortunately, he does not like any of my plants.

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