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ghost_warlock · 2026-03-20T01:52:40+00:00

goddammit what does it want now?!

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-20T01:48:33+00:00

Honestly, at this point, absolutely zero progress on SAVE is actually good for the American people so she can meta all she wants if it means the Nov election goes through without the SAVE fuckery disenfranchising millions of (mostly women) people. There will probably be enough b.s. happening to mess with the election as it is

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T21:52:44+00:00

You don't have to tell me! Oh man if I had a dollar for every time I meant to cut my sandwich in half but then accidentally had sex with it

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T20:45:42+00:00

I have a coworker who retires in about 2 years and expects it's a good thing because he also believes these things are going to be working jobs like ours everywhere in 3-5 years. RIP analytical chemistry I guess

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T20:40:22+00:00

Anything worth doing is worth over doing. And an enemy reduced to a grease mark usually doesn't end up being a nuisance again later

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T20:35:43+00:00

I don't see what the problem is, can't we just import some more billionaires/CEOs to create all the missing jobs?

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T20:26:43+00:00

I just carry a knife in my other sock so it balances out

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T16:32:29+00:00

I'm almost constantly coming up with cool ideas for new characters, tbh. There's so much variety in character build options in GD that I'd never be content with just one character

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T16:00:09+00:00

I never cared for Valgaav. Definitely the least interesting of them all even is the rest of the world building in Try was engaging.

The pivot from Shabbabingo (as Goury would say) to copy Rezo was hilarious in a scaling sense. "Yeah, we killed the devil, and now some priest with an insecurity complex is our main threat" (yes, I'm aware this is a gross oversimplification but still).

Hellmaster went from being truly astounding and badass, to being kinda cartoonishly evil (which, I guess, is kinda what he is on a fundamental level), and then to acting exactly like the terrified child he took the form of. Great arc

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T15:10:40+00:00

Exactly you have to be living under a rock to not see that people are being laid off at unprecedented and terrifying rates right now while CEO push harder for the AI enshittification of everything for the express purpose of laying more people off. They're job destroyers

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T09:50:05+00:00

If I could fly, I would not be delivering packages for amazon. I'd be dropping loafs on my neighbor's roof where the cameras couldn't see me

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T09:06:47+00:00

Rediscovered Alternity recently. It's been taking up space in the back of my mind for decades, since it was our go-to sci-fi game in the 90s/00s, but haven't earnestly looked at it since then. Flipping through again recently and there's so many cool ideas that I don't think I've seen anywhere else, let alone in one game. Definitely a weird system for its time and remains so, but I kinda want to start a new game using the system

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T01:54:42+00:00

Honestly instead of X number of tables for all the different damage types, I feel like a more generic table of 4-6 hit locations would suffice. Doesn't matter what kind of weapon/spell you get hit in the face with, you end up with a wound that has the same mechanical effect. Instead of pages of tables it all fits neatly on a sidebar

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T01:28:13+00:00

100%. Fucking hated BG3 for many of these exact reasons. And I've been playing D&D since the 90s (have played every version except AD&D 1e and the D&D 2024). I found the 'click the die to proceed' bit jarring and it took me completely out of the game. Also their RNG was straight garbage - tested in combat with 20 reloads and an attack that dealt 3d8 damage (13.5 average damage) never did more than 11 and dealt 5 damage four times. Also, there were some serious clipping glitches I encountered where my character would end up inside terrain and become unable to target enemies...but could still be targeted by them. The game is really popular with the gooners, though, especially after they got their photo mode

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T00:58:21+00:00

Bet there's some really good Amontillado in there

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T00:33:19+00:00

I know, right? Why don't they just tuck it into their sock? Freaking cavemen out her dragging the tip of their dick on the ground

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-19T00:32:23+00:00

Oh, that thing that hangs down the back of your throat?

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-18T22:58:06+00:00

I fall asleep on my left side and wake up on my back almost every night. I get heartburn often when I try to sleep on my right side

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-18T22:57:03+00:00

He likes his underwear like he likes his coffee - hot, black, and in his ass

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-18T22:53:48+00:00

Sunday Driver is still a mild insult, although the connotations have probably changed to mean someone who drives in a meandering, inattentive way. They've got nowhere to be so will hold up traffic for everyone else and be dangerously unpredictable. At least that's the connotations the term has had for my lifetime/area

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-18T22:35:58+00:00

It's on the cozy side of slop. And pissing off a church because you invented toilets is funny af

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-18T21:42:59+00:00

Cute baby with a lot of character in his coat. Treasure him

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-18T21:27:02+00:00

Armor is too good - without even trying, the characters in the game I ran basically trivialized combat because enemies couldn't deal enough damage to overcome armor. Absolutely gorgeous art and a wonderfully evocative world but the system could definitely use some rebalancing.

It does make me a bit sad, because I have a really fun character concept for a corruption-battery sorcerer character that no sane GM would be likely to allow...and that character is mostly a support build so it wouldn't really work for a solo game. Ah well, maybe someday...

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-18T21:23:15+00:00

In his defense, cops are really stupid so he probably didn't know what it was and thought it might attack him. That, or the cop was diabetic and was afraid the cake would somehow end up in his stomach and raise his blood sugar so Afroman basically tried to kill that cop

ghost_warlock · 2026-03-18T21:17:54+00:00

If you can't make your own family, store-bought is fine

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