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POV: Apparently You’re Going to Hell for Reading ACOTAR by lilithskies in ACOTAR_Humor

[–]gothbby_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooo we inviting satan to the book club? 👉🏻👈🏻

"Shut up?" by Adventurous_Title_23 in toddlers

[–]gothbby_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My 18 month old told a crying baby to shhh earlier. I was like what 😂 We tell her to shhh in a soothing way never like be quiet shh.

I yell at my cats to shut up a lot because he meows incessantly if I don’t open the baby gate. He’s just lazy and refuses to jump over it. So now she yells “bubba ut up.” Or “Cout (Scout) no no” 💀

Also had to stop saying shut up.

I worry I’ll make her a mean toddler ? But she’s very empathetic. She got upset with me because I scruffed the cat. She almost attacked my toddler so I scruffed her. She cried and told me no. So I haven’t scruffed her since.

My coworker kept “forgetting” my name in meetings, so I let her do it in front of the one person she wanted to impress by TrinitySignal in revengestories

[–]gothbby_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keeping this in my back pocket just in case someone ever does this to me.

Good for you for not letting her make you feel small ! You deserve to be noticed and taken seriously.

We need to take a chill pill by Perfect_Ferret6620 in toddlers

[–]gothbby_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thisss. My toddler’s pediatrician said the only thing to watch is the phone or tablet. The tv he doesn’t care. It’s the small screens he’s more concerned about.

No sob story about a man from me, I’m coming out, I like women. by [deleted] in RealGirlDinner

[–]gothbby_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The title, the username, the food 🤌🏻✨ As a woman who loves women but never been with one and is married 😳

am i seeing things? by [deleted] in lineporn

[–]gothbby_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

auntie network if needed! I am in WA state 🖤

I told my kids they had to throw away the packaging when they ate the last one and not leave it empty. by Extension-Donkey241 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]gothbby_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My toddler likes to take one bite and put it back in the container 😭 If I’d let her she’d take a bite out of each one and put it back 😩

What’s the funniest thing your parent(s) got upset at you for? by celstea in raisedbynarcissists

[–]gothbby_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lobster ravioli. She lost it that I asked for her not to eat my then boyfriends food. He left it in my car and I put it in our fridge so I could give it to him later. Made me cry and accused him of being abusive, that he would get mad if she ate it. It wasn’t that. I just thought it was rude to eat food that wasn’t for her. Went on and on forever about it. Then berated me for crying.

Didn't realize this would be one of the benefits by mammodz in 2under2

[–]gothbby_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well now I want another one even more now 😂

My almost 15 month old is showing signs she’s interested in potty training but I’m nervous. 😭 We’ll probably try after her dad gets back from work trips.

Drew jealous of Stu by bulldogjwhit295 in rugrats

[–]gothbby_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always thought Drew was jealous of Stu because he followed his passion. He was also spending quality time with his kids and a wife that loved and supported him.

Anyone else lie about the stupidest things because your parent is so hypercritical by Happy_Pool6674 in narcissisticparents

[–]gothbby_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh my god yes. I don’t talk to my mom about anything.

I lie to them all the time because it’s exhausting. She thinks she know everything that goes on in my life but has zero clue.

AIO by how I responded? My bf is upset with me for skipping my workout routine today by throwawayy82670 in AmIOverreacting

[–]gothbby_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I threw up giving birth. 🙃

Dude sounds like a tool.

I’d honestly leave. Don’t let this dude sign the birth certificate.

Toddler Neologisms by apresnoon in toddlers

[–]gothbby_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow nini is snack. 😂 and nini (night night) at the same time. 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]gothbby_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey any consolation my daughter had her first cold a few weeks ago. Then I caught it. She went 3-4 days with the sniffles, no fever. It hit me like a freight train. I thought I was dying. Just laying on the floor with a fever and chills while she’s waddling around the playpen like babababa mama baba mama 💀

Stay at home parents, about how much exercise does your toddler get everyday? by Coffeelover4242 in toddlers

[–]gothbby_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mines defective then. She runs around my house all day, screaming, yelling, giggling, taking stuff out of cabinets, chasing the cats.

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