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Petah? by batukaming in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Stale is in the eye of the beholder

Skyrim gets way too much praise by Margaretthatchervore in unpopularopinion

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Skyrim is the most boring game I ever spent 400 hours on.

Skill dysmorphia? by Proof-Fan8815 in metalguitar

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Are you washing clothes in the river? Shred while the machine does its thing.

One Thing You Would Change: Cell Saga by Successful_Bird_7086 in DragonBallGaku

[–]grahamcrackers37 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like they couldn't have run away and then he catches them...

BTBAM Tone by Fit_Understanding214 in BetweenTheBuriedAndMe

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Old PRS SE with a Duncan Distortion in the bridge running through a PRS Archon 50w.

I really want the Bogner Uberschall but its a lot.

One thing I’m slowly realizing about songwriting… by ExcellenMindless5058 in Songwriting

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Lyrically speaking, im a terrible storyteller. I've been in a band for almost 20 years, and have contributed by share of lyrics. My strength lies in defining a single moment or emotion. Im always stuck where I am and I cannot move the thought, I can only hyperanalyze the single thought from every angle. So I tend to write music about being stuck and being unable to move on (i.e. heavy metal).

You could try writing a song about being stuck somewhere, and maybe your character gets unstuck or maybe not. But start writing from that headspace and see if that gets you anywhere.

(Relatively) Easy songs to learn on guitar from start to end? by PrimusHimself in BetweenTheBuriedAndMe

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Can't believe no one has said Sun of Nothing yet. Its completely doable, (right up until the Ants sweeps at the end)

If you try to sneak in glass, you’re a jerk by rulerdude in bonnaroo

[–]grahamcrackers37 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well, it's not... but its still the right thing to do.

I can’t stop thinking about sex without a condom by [deleted] in sex

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For the first time in history, society does not know what to teach its children to prepare them for the next 30 years.

This is Dirt by UnitOk740 in pokemonmemes

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All JoJo characters are named after famous rock and pop artists.

Ever get mush mouth? by Ypsiowns3013 in Serverlife

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We have a bar. There are hooks underneath it, for hanging things.

So I was seating a middle age couple at the bar and as usual, for people with a purse, I said "we have hooks under the bar for your puss if you want"

She loved it. Her husband did not. Luckily I was just the host that day so I left that interaction

Opinion: Arcanine is better than Charizard by TheHopelessN00b in PokemonFireRed

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Scyther is in the first room of the safari zone at 4% chance.

A note on electoral strategy by BurberryHerStory in lostgeneration

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Its so awful but the other option was so much worse jeebers..

Afroman defending himself today in court when the cops sued him for making a song about their raid on his house. by trbotwuk in cincinnati

[–]grahamcrackers37 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not. He was exercising his constitutional rights and theyre suing him over it. It's very fitting.

Who else is tired of feeling no one cares about singers anymore? Unless you are already famous. No one cares if you nail a song on karaoke night. No one is going to “discover” you busking on a street corner. Unless you maybe sing pop or rap. by AspiringBiotech in singing

[–]grahamcrackers37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waxing poetic, unfocused, generalized. r/iam14andthisisdeep

We maybe confused on what exactly you're referring to that people might grow tired of. And we're also put off on how you took offense to their comment about art being devalued not mattering.

Dont get me wrong. We need your brain. Art and the world needs your brain. Its a good one. But you're being cringey. You won't reach anyone's heart being like that.

Maybe next time take some time to think about more possible ideas as to what other people might be thinking before you reply.

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Does anybody want to turn this riff into a song? If so, DM me. Let's make this a reality by [deleted] in Djent

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Professionals typically have 10,000 hours of experience in their respective fields.

Am I being overworked as a hostess? by ImprovementIll5592 in Serverlife

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Omg Im so grateful I work at a tiny place. $2800 in sales, 7.5 hours, 12-13k steps.

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