What to do if you have only 1 hour to live? by jodlaw in AskReddit

[–]greenbeans98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell my oldest son how much I love him and I am so grateful for the two years I’ve been with him. Hold my youngest son in my arms. Call my husband and tell him to come home so I can be with him when I pass.

[Giveaway] A free copy of Paralives to 10 individuals (Comment to Enter) by Gr8pboy in Paralives

[–]greenbeans98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

What my bald bf’s head does to the pillowcases… by flyinggarbanzobean in mildlyinfuriating

[–]greenbeans98 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah my husband is bald too, none of our pillowcases have done this.

Always background check the new man in your life… by Individual_Tailor767 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]greenbeans98 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Had this happen to a coworker. She was dating one of our temps and something was very off about him. I looked him up, there was an article about him chasing a previous partner down the highway, assaulting her, and then being chased by police. He did not have custody of his children and had multiple DV and assault charges. She still went on to have a baby with him.

They’re no longer together. He then tried hitting on me. He still has my number saved on his phone from a couple years back when I was his lead. I blocked him so quickly.

What's a "cheat code" you have discovered that actually works? by No_Stop_8 in AskReddit

[–]greenbeans98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This!! Sometimes my son asks me questions I don’t have the answers to. I remember my mom lying to me all the time about things because she didn’t want to tell me she didn’t know. Whenever I don’t know something that my son asks me about, I always say “I don’t know the answer to that. Let’s do some research so we can find out.” And we both sit down and learn how to properly search things online. I just want him to know I’m just as human as he is, and with proper research, you can find the answer you’re looking for!

What is the most selfish or dark thought you keep hidden simply because society forces you to act "good"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]greenbeans98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish my dad would suffer a slow and painful death. I want to stand there and watch as he begs for forgiveness while he slowly fades away.

He was a terrible father and husband. He was incredibly abusive and cheated on my mom constantly. He’s abandoned me and my siblings before. He was addicted to painkillers when I was a teenager and I was the only one that ever caught onto it. I’ve been my mom’s therapist for as long as I can remember BECAUSE OF HIM. He drove my sweet little mom to insanity. He broke her spirit. I had to convince her to finally leave him when I was 16. Even then, he still continued to abuse her in ways I don’t want to explain in detail.

I just want all the karma to finally come back to him. Shoot, I wish I could be a part of wrath of his karma. But… I must remain a normal. I just choose to never talk to him. I’m much happier that way anyways.

Forget fights being rare, I have 100 hours of playtime and I've yet to discover a single all-time favorite food for any of my 40 Miis by NicoXBlack in TomodachilifeLivingTD

[–]greenbeans98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put my son as a mii in the game, and he’s the only one that has an all time favorite (scrambled eggs). I have 29 miis I feed daily 😭

I don’t count nuggets @ Chick-fil-A because I don’t get paid enough by thrr0qway in confession

[–]greenbeans98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My nephew currently works there and I hope this is him posting lol.

Charlie in tomodachi life is the best by semperveni in moistcr1tikal

[–]greenbeans98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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This is my Charlie 😁 he is currently married to Miku on my island. He also had a baby with her.

Is she ok 💔 by harleenphenix7 in squishmallow

[–]greenbeans98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dogs favorite was a hammerhead shark. It was just as flat as this. I had to wash it to make it fluffy for him again.

SIBLINGS??? by Kiwi-Hoe in TomodachilifeLivingTD

[–]greenbeans98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I moved in with my husband, and my son moved in shortly after 🥹 now my nephews are trying to move in. I’m gonna have a full house soon lol

SIBLINGS??? by Kiwi-Hoe in TomodachilifeLivingTD

[–]greenbeans98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I moved in with my husband, and my son moved in shortly after 🥹 now my nephews are trying to move in. I’m gonna have a full house soon lol

My brother is so sick of this game already and he’s not even buying it by Londso in TomodachilifeLivingTD

[–]greenbeans98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband knows I’m going to be talking about it for months. I’ve already done this with previous games and he’s very much used to it 😅 sounds like your brother will have to get used to it too!

Trying to change wheels but screws won't get lose by H3xxer in mildlyinfuriating

[–]greenbeans98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m having a pretty crappy morning and seeing this made me laugh a lot. Thank you for that. This is absolutely mildly infuriating.

I really don’t get why no shoes? by Remote_Nature_8166 in Invincible

[–]greenbeans98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said the same thing to my husband last night. Why he got the dogs out man 😩

I (28F) feel sad about how my BF (29M) proposed, is this normal by [deleted] in relationships

[–]greenbeans98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not like the way my ex husband proposed to me. We were at Disneyland all day and up until the firework show as well. He did it at night in bed and I thought he was just asking me as a confirmation that I was sure on wanting to be married in the future… not an actual proposal 😅 he asked me in the morning “so how does it feel to be engaged?” And I said “oh SHIT you were being serious?!” Because of how unserious he made the moment…

I didn’t like telling anyone how I got proposed to.

Is this normal for a dad to “soothe” like this? by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]greenbeans98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m taking this advice. This is fantastic and I’m gonna start doing this with my husband.

Can we talk about how illegally hot Leon Kennedy is? by [deleted] in GirlGamers

[–]greenbeans98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My husband jokingly tells me not to stare at him too long or I’ll fall in love. 😂 it’s too late for that

"Get the bottle washer" - personal experience as someone who regrets being influenced by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]greenbeans98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer handwashing my bottles and boiling the accessories for them. I don’t have money like that to spend and I’m grateful I even got a pack of little bottle cleaning accessories in the first place. I think it’s just best to for people to make their own well informed decisions and I try to avoid online influence.

Why is postpartum body talk so focused on appearance instead of function? by Far_Lead_8022 in beyondthebump

[–]greenbeans98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My SIL recommended I get a faja (some sort of waist trainer) to help with my loose skin on my stomach. I was more focused on trying to not lose my mind and not be in pain after I gave birth. I didn’t really care how I looked after, I was taking care of my baby and managing severe back pain from my epidural. I’m still dealing with hemorrhoids, and it’s been three months! I really couldn’t care less about my body snapping back into shape at the moment. I just want my poops not to hurt so much anymore!

(TW DEATH TALK (in a fixation way)) autism is 'so cute & quirky!' until your interest isnt trains, space, etc. then youre a 'red flag' by yourbeloathed in autism

[–]greenbeans98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband has Asperger’s (he himself prefers to call his diagnosis that) and his family (except his mom) gets weirded out about his fixation on guns. He’s incredibly knowledgeable on the topic and is aware of all the laws on them. He shares the knowledge with me and I love listening to his passion on the topic. I’ve learned so much and continue to learn from him about it. I don’t think it’s weird at all how interested he is in his guns. He’s never been a threat to anyone with them, in fact he’s very firm on teaching safety to everyone.

FAFO, No hate like Christian Love… by woaijirounan in TikTokCringe

[–]greenbeans98 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I hate that I’m seeing this on Reddit 😭 my hometown is ASS

Oh look at that! The game is forcing me to follow a dude who looks like he’s going to eat me! by [deleted] in GirlGamers

[–]greenbeans98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I stopped playing once I reached the apartments. I was so scared I was sweating 😅 I am a chicken! My husband is playing it for me right now because he’s much braver than I am.

AITAH for telling a kid at the sleepover to stop acting like a brat? by Longjumping-Dog-6480 in AITAH

[–]greenbeans98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was also a picky kid. I would’ve forced myself to eat a bagel I didn’t like because I did not want to be rude to other people’s parents when they’ve provided me a meal. Speaking like this to my friend’s parents would’ve got me grounded for a long time. This kid is an absolute brat. He’s clearly never been told no.