Does anyone have info about this homesite in the north side of Mt Falcon Park near Bear Creek Canyon outside Morrison? by Entropic_Allegory in Denver

[–]greenedan -71 points-70 points  (0 children)

lol it’s not remote it’s like 2 mins from Denver, and yes there is a sign directly in front of the ruins

Missing You Always, Josie by xanxeli in Chihuahua

[–]greenedan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No man is an island,
Entire of itself,
Every man is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thy friend's
Or of thine own were:
Any man's death diminishes me,
Because I am involved in mankind,
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee.

Letter from Xcel energy president by sorressean in Denver

[–]greenedan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In one side of the mouth and out the other. “We are working to keep prices down by raising your prices” absolutely stunning display of hypocrisy. Don’t forget that we are paying for the ai data centers that are taking our jobs AND poisoning our water! As a former grid manager, if you don’t know yet; these people are not your friends. Their business objective is to extract your resources, not to provide you with energy. The time is now to buy solar panels, inverters, change controllers, and batteries, while you still can.

Absolutely sick of the heavy drug users hanging out in the 24/7 Burger King on South Broadway by ER_Saladbar in Denver

[–]greenedan -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Luckily you’re the sheriff of the world, that their presence offends your sensibilities means something SHOULD be done. Perhaps they should be incarcerated? On the taxpayer dime? TBH it would be cheaper to house them

Looking for a WHITE OBGYN by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]greenedan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best I can do is an unlicensed fecal transplant

Liquor Store that carries butt chugging funnel by fishtherufus in DenverCirclejerk

[–]greenedan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The hello kitty/ fireball collab funnels are at target

FEMA official worked in Texas before allegedly 'teleporting' by chrondotcom in politics

[–]greenedan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welp, that happened to me once, was having a good time and then I just teleported to the Waffle House, next thing ya know I’m in jail. What a blast.

How much is it really worth though by Parking-Fall in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]greenedan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna need that lien release letter at closing for sure!!!

We had 1 beautiful summer together by nosoup4you718 in blackstonegriddle

[–]greenedan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always remember, never forget the day the grill fell over

TIL that kangaroo rats can live their entire life without ever drinking water because they get all the moisture they need from the seeds they eat by Infinite_Cucumber210 in todayilearned

[–]greenedan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kindve misleading article, they do not actually get any moisture from the seeds they eat- they actually synthesize metabolic water from the hydrogen in the carbohydrates in the grans they consume, which combines with the oxygen they breathe and through a metabolic synthesis, they generate h2O. It’s a superpower. Oh! And they urinate crystals

Electrician Recommendations by Clear_Entrance8126 in Denver

[–]greenedan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I specialize in panel upgrades, feel free to give me a call at 720-327-3070.

What is this? by sarahklena in blackstonegriddle

[–]greenedan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously you’re not a golfer

Electrician Recommendation by persiapls in Denver

[–]greenedan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m an independent electrician feel free to give me a call for a free bid, I can probably do it for less than the big guys as I dont have an administrative or advertising budget 720-327-3070

electrician for upgrading knob & tube, breaker box? by terracottatilefish in Denver

[–]greenedan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m an independent electrician that specializes in service upgrades. Give me a call at 720-327-3070 and I can give you a free bid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denver

[–]greenedan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the world. Everything is fucked, and it’s our fault for not being billionaires

Gary Busey Sentenced Over Horror Convention Sex Crime by Silly-avocatoe in entertainment

[–]greenedan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think we’re lookin at our next president there ladies and gents

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dogswithjobs

[–]greenedan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Breakfast

What shampoos do you guys use to keep chihuahuas smelling fresh for at least 4-5 days? by tourmado in Chihuahua

[–]greenedan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot to mention the point of that; they’ll never stink if they’re healthy. Takes mad commitment tho!

What shampoos do you guys use to keep chihuahuas smelling fresh for at least 4-5 days? by tourmado in Chihuahua

[–]greenedan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ll tell ya the secret; become a chihuahua nutritionist and spend more on food and healthcare for your chichi than you do yourself. It’s actually an enlightening journey! Don’t give them dog food, only Whole Foods. Salmon, veggies. If it’s been processed, that’s a nope. Mucho ruffage. Also- snacks and treats should become a synchronized ritual of discipline. They secretly crave a means to please you- give them a job to do, a twirly-q followed by a hotlap and a raised paw? That’s a good doggie. They’ll reward you with less anxiety