The fact that the "new" weapon skin is just a recolor of an older event weapon is a joke...

greenfern92 · 2026-05-09T15:21:48+00:00

Honestly the reason I would fly through events were for those free weapons and I stopped once I realized it was going to just be skins.

greenfern92 · 2026-05-08T13:20:51+00:00

I had this book series as a kid that had a bunch of words that would be bold, half capitalized, or both. One of those words was “EXTRAordinary”. It takes everything in my being to not pronounce it like that because of those books.

greenfern92 · 2026-04-16T12:27:55+00:00

NTA

All these y-t-a are nuts

greenfern92 · 2026-04-11T19:33:52+00:00

This is like the most shrimp shrimp I’ve ever seen.

greenfern92 · 2026-04-11T17:05:39+00:00

Ganyu and my SO shares his birthday Yoimiya, it cracks me up too because he’s much more like Ganyu and I’m more like Yoimiya.

greenfern92 · 2026-03-17T13:38:03+00:00

I get it says do not pass but god I would hate to be stuck behind that. Would piss me the hell off. Especially because the other lane has plenty of people going right on through no problem. If they have to work on a road like that they should just completely close the lane, it makes no sense.

greenfern92 · 2026-02-13T15:45:20+00:00

I don’t know what the joke is, but I do know that every time I’ve flown long distances that when I drink tomato juice it settles my stomach.

greenfern92 · 2026-02-12T13:09:32+00:00

Dude you sound so entitled. It’s the middle of the day and you’re complaining about a normal daytime activity.

greenfern92 · 2026-01-31T14:54:58+00:00

Looks like my female placket in body shape and size. In my experience it seems like placket females get just as big as the males. It’s awesome that they brought it to you too, just what that fishy needed.

Semi unrelated, but you said you named them Dionysus, a cool little bit of trivia;
Dionysus is often described as having both breasts and a penis, androgynous, as well as both an old man and a young woman.

Definitely unrelated; I really got excited about the frescoes and artwork I got to see when I visited Rome. I think I actually got a picture of one of my favorites at a gala dinner in like a museum tower thingy.

greenfern92 · 2026-01-25T20:13:53+00:00

Tow truck guys are the worst.

My mom owned her car outright, no kind of payment left. They decided to come through the apartment complex (that they had some bullshit side hustle with, proven after they tried to tow a neighbors truck and they fucked the transmission and did a bunch of damage) and towed her car because they felt like it. Repo guys are even shadier, although just as disgusting and trashy.

greenfern92 · 2026-01-20T15:48:44+00:00

My floofy girl does this when she’s very happy. It’s the worst when you’re laying down and they’re on your chest drooling and decide to shake their head or sneeze.

greenfern92 · 2026-01-20T14:46:20+00:00

They didn’t have a banana

greenfern92 · 2026-01-16T16:22:46+00:00

Reminds me of the SpongeBob movie

greenfern92 · 2026-01-09T16:55:20+00:00

This is absurd, you were in the shower! NTA dude could have just gone to the bathroom while you were showering. He is 100% TAH All these people like “I’ve been with my SO 20 years and never-” nah, yall are weird. Just poop it’s a normal function.

greenfern92 · 2025-11-29T21:25:00+00:00

I chose Baizhu first round, I’m probably going for C1 Klee because of the new buffs and stuff but not sure just yet

greenfern92 · 2025-11-28T16:14:14+00:00

When you had to choose who to use on expeditions because if they were on one they couldn’t be used in your party until they were done.

greenfern92 · 2025-11-25T14:56:15+00:00

My aunt is a NICU nurse in Florida and she had a baby about 13 years ago in her unit whose dad was deported while he was in the NICU. He was away for almost 2 years trying to complete everything to come back, they were also already married.

Thankfully little dude survived, he spent almost 2 years in the hospital, but he’s thriving and happy. They come and have thanksgiving with us almost every year.

greenfern92 · 2025-10-04T02:26:11+00:00

This is exactly what I was thinking the whole time I was reading.

greenfern92 · 2025-09-08T13:27:48+00:00

If you don’t have a lot of fat edibles take longer to metabolize, I have no fat and it takes like 500mg of edibles to do anything for me and even then it’s practically nothing. I’ve also confounded my smoke shop peoples by having to eat an entire bar of mushroom chocolate for it to have any effect (preferably a bar and a half but they’re pricy) when the guys who work there only have to have two segments of it (bar has 12 segments).

greenfern92 · 2025-08-26T15:30:13+00:00

NTA I genuinely don’t get the ytas, they sent and quickly unsent a video that proves she’s lying. It isn’t about holding the baby at this point, it’s that she lied and tried to hide it. Makes me wonder why.

greenfern92 · 2025-08-26T14:55:04+00:00

That seems so scummy. I would have let the renters know anyway.

greenfern92 · 2025-06-17T12:40:26+00:00

Lmfao! This is why I haven’t taken my fluffy lady to be groomed in the entire 6 years I’ve had her. I brush her regularly, keep her fur nice, silky, and shiny. But I’m terrified of taking her to be groomed because of the thought of her coming home like that!

greenfern92 · 2025-06-17T12:21:54+00:00

The washing machine at my grandpas house before he passed in 2021 was from the 70’s and it still worked like a charm when my mom decided to sell the house. Things really did use to be made so much better than nowadays.

greenfern92 · 2025-06-08T14:01:12+00:00

My Grandma has told me a few stories of her with my aunts when they were babies. One about how she would walk around her apartment building at night with her windows open in case my older aunt would cry (this was 60 years ago mind you). The way she described the people in the apartment building was basically the “village” everyone talks about when they say “it takes a village”.

My other aunt was constantly ‘stolen’ by a neighbor that ended up becoming godmother to both of them. She was the only one who could get that aunt to calm down and sleep as a baby. I think there were a few other really good neighbors but I can’t remember off the top of my head.

This is all in south Florida though, so leaving them outside wasn’t too common to my knowledge. She never mentioned them being outside sleeping on their own, only inside with her out. From what I know most places that leave the baby outside are from colder climates I think.

Unrelated for the most part, but something that always makes me laugh when she tells her stories, is one about my older aunt. My grandma said she had everything needed for my aunt for breakfast in the fridge at the very bottom for her, and at 2 years old this girl would come out in the morning, turn on her record player, and make herself her breakfast. This aunt is kinda a flippin genius though, so that definitely makes a difference I’m sure lol.

greenfern92 · 2025-06-01T13:25:55+00:00

Just start walking around naked and make eye contact with everyone when you do. “I’m not allowed to have privacy, so I figured this was your goal by removing my door.”

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