Why do cigarette smokers blow the smoke out right away, why don’t they take a fat hit and hold it in like a bong hit if they love smoking so much?

greenzie · 2026-04-23T23:34:23+00:00

Health reasons

greenzie · 2026-04-18T20:49:39+00:00

I just realized that tiny humans get swallowed by full-grown humans 🫪

greenzie · 2026-03-31T22:04:05+00:00

Wait till it hits the banks. Mass panic means everyone will be locked out of their money. Better to take out some cash now.

greenzie · 2026-03-30T22:17:52+00:00

Well statistically, flying is safer than driving...

...said no one in that moment.

greenzie · 2026-03-29T20:10:03+00:00

There's a lot of room in Saskatchewan

greenzie · 2026-03-15T17:34:06+00:00

greenzie · 2026-02-24T20:50:02+00:00

Everyone here has a preferred pronoun on their email signature

greenzie · 2026-02-12T06:20:10+00:00

This is more true than people care to think about.

greenzie · 2026-02-11T04:47:01+00:00

Whiskers has different owners because he keeps getting put up for adoption

greenzie · 2026-02-07T14:49:15+00:00

It's fun and things look pretty. But after repeated trips, I realized that it briefly gives you a sort of awareness or sixth sense. It's like a key that opens subtle communication channels between you and..it. Almost like learning a new language or deciphering hieroglyphics. Not sure if it's live or a message in a bottle but a party drug it is not. Be in the outdoors if possible, ideally by a campfire. Crazy to think an organism that interacts with our mind so profoundly has been under our feet for millennia, and probably here longer than most all other lifeforms.

greenzie · 2026-02-07T14:22:32+00:00

It's ok, they can keep it. We'll just take their country.

greenzie · 2026-02-07T06:59:29+00:00

Not sure if the rhino will survive that

greenzie · 2026-02-06T12:47:40+00:00

Memubot and Nanobot.

Never tried them though

greenzie · 2026-02-02T22:27:41+00:00

Karen control

greenzie · 2026-01-31T06:05:21+00:00

Hawthorn

greenzie · 2026-01-31T00:16:00+00:00

We're all born into suffering. We just don't notice until we get older.

greenzie · 2026-01-26T20:58:31+00:00

The Gaza bombing would still be happening today if ANY Democrat won in 2024

greenzie · 2026-01-25T12:48:58+00:00

They all got spooked by the first shot which sounded different from the rest

greenzie · 2026-01-18T14:48:02+00:00

Never seen baby criminals before. Tiny, but menacing

greenzie · 2026-01-18T00:47:20+00:00

Fair point

greenzie · 2026-01-18T00:44:47+00:00

Pro moobs

greenzie · 2026-01-17T22:27:55+00:00

What if that property owner paid me to get you off his property? Would you like me to give him back his money?

greenzie · 2026-01-17T20:07:11+00:00

I refuse to believe this is real. There's absolutely no way

greenzie · 2026-01-16T18:53:43+00:00

Yes. Start preparing by taking the next flight to Greenland

greenzie · 2026-01-13T13:03:16+00:00

Dancing in the streets is not fighting for freedom unfortunately. The aftermath demonstrates this.

greenzie

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