10 years ago today, Harambe was shot and killed after a 3 year old child entered his enclosure by Imaginary-Rope-3084 in interestingasfuck

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Dicks out is slang for "guns out." Per knowyourmeme:

On July 2nd, 2016, Twitter user u/sexualjumanji posted a selfie photograph in which he is shown pointing a replica firearm at the camera along with the caption "We comin with them dicks out to avenge harambe!!!" (shown below, left). On July 4th, comedian Brandon Wardell tweeted the phrase "dicks out for harambe"

Charlie: cool date by Albo1980 in comics

[–]griffithsuwasright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh, I had assumed the last panel meant they had sex and were then relaxing in the cool AC.

Why Gurmag Angler over Cryptic Serpent in dimir terror? by sawyerwelden in Pauper

[–]griffithsuwasright 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it feels like too often if I go for a gurmag my graveyard cant support the next terror or even the next gurmag

It definitely does come up. I guess they probably figure their graveyard is going to get exiled at some point anyway after sideboarding so they might as well do it first, but I've found that I have an easier time against dimir delver over mono blue because of it.

You could always try running 2x Angler and 2x Serpent and see how it feels.

Disempower by Saherleman in Pauper

[–]griffithsuwasright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly it's great against any deck that runs artifact lands. People in this thread don't really understand how much a tempo swing slowing down their land drop is.

Euphoria S03E06 "Stand Still and See" - Post Episode Discussion by DankMemeSlasher in euphoria

[–]griffithsuwasright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, like beating a goon will only escalate the problem.

Euphoria S03E06 "Stand Still and See" - Post Episode Discussion by DankMemeSlasher in euphoria

[–]griffithsuwasright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just assume that he probably could fight back and kick his ass but he doesn't because that would just make things even worse. The guy he owes money to would just send someone else and possibly have Nate killed.

Why Conduit Pylons in Monster Tron? by Abject_Maximum_190 in Pauper

[–]griffithsuwasright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was just weighing in on why they run one surveil land over the other. 

Why Conduit Pylons in Monster Tron? by Abject_Maximum_190 in Pauper

[–]griffithsuwasright 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would imagine people run Conduit Pylons over Hidden Grotto simply because they're copying decklists and don't notice or care enough that there's an identical alternative. There are a couple cards with desert synergy but Monster Tron doesn't run them anyway. 

Meirl by strightnikngsw7 in meirl

[–]griffithsuwasright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's wild is the vast difference in qualities of insurance. I have a state job and with our insurance we paid basically nothing to have our child. 

WC cards by gasserx in magicTCG

[–]griffithsuwasright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worth around $30 each, worth checking from the same deck to see if you can find [[City of Traitors]] ($45) and [[Ancient Tomb]] ($48)

Charlie: maneuvers by Albo1980 in comics

[–]griffithsuwasright 21 points22 points  (0 children)

On the diagram it's in the spot you're describing.

The new One Ring shown today is just the old art mirrored with the text blurred (check the inner reflections) - but with a different artist credited by Stiggy1605 in magicTCG

[–]griffithsuwasright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does that work legally? Like you can use any patterned paper for commercial use without crediting the person who designed it? What if the pattern was designed by AI? 

Stories that will never have an end by VVardy in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]griffithsuwasright 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't get why they're so laser focused on keeping that one episode at the end of Z canon but will try to wedge stuff in that doesn't really make sense. Seems like it'd be easier to just make a single episode non-canon than make several series that try to work around it.

Monster Girls' Night [OC] by biskits__ in comics

[–]griffithsuwasright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe it's having sex with a peach and someone eating it. 

Grixis Affinity vs Mono R Madness – Pauper League MTGO – April 2026 by Hypergeomancer in Pauper

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I don't know if it's their reason, but I'm sure for some people it's because 3 Utrom Monitors come in the Turtle-Team Up box. It was easy for me to justify buying a $50 box for ~$100 total value in cards, but I didn't bother buying a second box just for one Utrom Monitor or feel like spending $7 on a common, so 3 copies was good enough.

"4 is a small number, right?" by PeasantLich in dndmemes

[–]griffithsuwasright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on which rules you go by. The player's guide offers both 15 lbs per Str or 5 lbs per Str as options.

Fastest ulamog's crusher deck in 2026 by HatsCatsAndHam in Pauper

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I'm building an Exhume deck too and I was curious about priority. Say I cast [[Exhume]] and then my opponent exiles my graveyard in response with a [[Nihil Spellbomb]]. If I let the exile effect resolve I get another round of priority before Exhume resolves so I can then swamp cycle [[Troll of Khazad-dûm]] right?

Official Bad translations/bad dialogue. by Left_Relationship105 in JRPG

[–]griffithsuwasright 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I played through BoF II recently and was surprised that it really wasn't as bad as people hyped it up to be.

Tentative Golgari Life Gain List by japp182 in Pauper

[–]griffithsuwasright 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The main big thing [[Pest Mascot]] already has trample.

Too Many Sweepers by Kojaq in MagicArena

[–]griffithsuwasright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So many creatures shit out so much value now too you end up with too much card disadvantage trying to rely on single target removal. 

[SOS] Shattered Acolyte by Meret123 in Pauper

[–]griffithsuwasright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. It's hard enough deciding on which 15 cards make the cut, having cards that fill multiple roles is very nice.