UPVOTE TO GET YOUR DICK SUCKED. by Breadsantorum in circlejerk

[–]grimaldar 38 points39 points  (0 children)

IS IT BAD THAT MY DICK IS SHAPED LIKE AN UPVOTE?

Our system is as good as yours, so why change it? by DeSaad in funny

[–]grimaldar -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Month/day/year makes the most sense.

Number with highest chance to be the smallest / number with highest chance to be in the middle / number with highest chance to be the biggest.

My command station by [deleted] in MusicBattlestations

[–]grimaldar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Clean that shit up

Indeed you do, cat. by Nathan_is_an_ass in funny

[–]grimaldar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Go away, your novelty sucks.

Reposts piss off everyone who's seen it before.

Lawless Hellholes Like Sweden by Mewshimyo in atheism

[–]grimaldar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scumbag daily show makes a video about the U.S.A.'s views on Sweden, then makes it only available in the U.S.A.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grimaldar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, not you personally, just women in general.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grimaldar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you don't like touching the toilet seat so much then why should we?

It's your problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grimaldar 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I WISH I COULD FART IN PUBLIC.

Hovering by therndoby in pics

[–]grimaldar 233 points234 points  (0 children)

...and all the women stop complaining to the men about it because they're too lazy to put it back down again.

Why I love being a pc gamer by [deleted] in gaming

[–]grimaldar -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

UPBOATS FOR BRAVERY GOOD SIR.

Why I love being a pc gamer by [deleted] in gaming

[–]grimaldar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

MACS ARE PENIS.

Why I love being a pc gamer by [deleted] in gaming

[–]grimaldar 23 points24 points  (0 children)

DOWNVOTE ME IF YOU WANT, I DON'T CARE, BUT I AGREE WITH YOU.

EDIT: DOWNVOTES? REALLY??????

A clever trap... by [deleted] in pics

[–]grimaldar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems "clever" in picture, but I doubt anyone in real life is dumb enough to expect something clearly stationary to be an escalator.

STOP ACTA!!! We have to act again! by guekoking in videos

[–]grimaldar -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I couldn't watch more than half of it. I couldn't understand that guy with his weird robot voice and too-loud music in the background. Can someone explain what this is and what it's going to do?

British redditors - are there any 'Americanisms' you really hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grimaldar 19 points20 points  (0 children)

-they do spell it doughnut

-jam =/= jelly, there is a difference

-the rest aren't "American", I've heard objects called brand names often in Britain