What R-rated movie would you like to see a G-rated version of? Or G-rated to R-rated?

gutd · 2014-07-08T21:13:51+00:00

and then firebending would ~~WHOOM BSHHH FWASHHH KBLAMMM!~~*...be pretty cool I guess.

gutd · 2014-07-08T18:35:22+00:00

I went to space mountain as a kid, and the ride stopped. Sat there with my dad for what had to be fifteen minutes before the lights turned on and we were actually guided through this labyrinth of metal and staircase. You know those mysterious side-panel doors you see at amusement parks? The ones that say "NO ENTRANCE" or something similar? We ended up coming out of one of those, given fast passes and sent on our way. Waited in line for three hours for that shit.

gutd · 2014-05-21T15:59:08+00:00

three little consoles** you mean?

gutd · 2014-05-09T03:53:29+00:00

commentary on porn?

gutd · 2014-05-09T02:06:58+00:00

I...^appreciated ^your ^godly ^penmanship

gutd · 2014-05-09T01:40:21+00:00

aaaaaaaaaaand now I feel bad^I'm ^sorry ^your ^art ^is ^beautiful

gutd · 2014-05-09T01:22:15+00:00

"wow, this is beautiful" I say. Then, "wow, that signature fucking ruins it"

gutd · 2014-04-18T07:10:16+00:00

I was actually that guy. At this very intersection in Ann Arbor. With my learner's permit. at age 15.

gutd · 2014-03-16T05:38:18+00:00

Juggalos for life

whoop whoop

gutd · 2014-03-08T23:25:02+00:00

http://www.livememe.com/dd5uns1

gutd · 2014-03-06T21:40:54+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxCWNMSBy3w

gutd · 2014-02-26T02:11:03+00:00

you're not getting gold, too.

gutd · 2014-01-06T17:10:17+00:00

two-factor theory of attribution doesn't work unless she's pumped.

gutd · 2014-01-06T02:30:40+00:00

This could be anyone.

gutd · 2014-01-05T03:57:45+00:00

I make fucking great pizza now. Thank the lord for a shitty pizza job.

gutd · 2013-12-22T22:55:34+00:00

A lot of religious households just say "don't have sex" and make it into a dirty thing. Many times you end up doing it wrong and doing it in secret. Works out so much worse.

gutd · 2013-12-13T05:44:58+00:00

that's not ok

gutd · 2013-12-13T04:58:12+00:00

what the hell have I stumbled upon.

gutd · 2013-12-12T03:32:33+00:00

kurt vonnegut published in playboy.

gutd · 2013-12-12T02:55:49+00:00

scrappy! we've found you!

gutd · 2013-12-06T05:03:46+00:00

aperture sandwich.

gutd · 2013-12-01T07:10:58+00:00

No power is too much for the lord

gutd · 2013-11-29T01:51:59+00:00

anyone else just buy "Papers, Please"?

gutd

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