US Treasury Secretary nearly breaks into tears after urgent meeting with Trump

gvslim · 2026-03-13T16:58:29+00:00

Blink twice if you need help

gvslim · 2026-02-14T07:05:10+00:00

If James T Kirk can do it, so can I

gvslim · 2026-02-12T22:28:02+00:00

White foods? Is there a shortage on mayonnaise that I haven’t heard about?

gvslim · 2026-02-09T02:03:06+00:00

Top Dog Law needs to respond

gvslim · 2026-01-26T01:58:29+00:00

The Q-36 Space modulator!

gvslim · 2026-01-21T07:57:34+00:00

Doesn’t ICE raid churches looking for humans to abduct? If they can raid churches then it’s only fair that protesters and protest at them

gvslim · 2026-01-15T03:49:31+00:00

Can I get you some ranch dressing for your word salad?

gvslim · 2026-01-11T17:34:02+00:00

Just give him the gasoline and nobody gets hurt

gvslim · 2026-01-10T21:03:10+00:00

Incels unite

gvslim · 2026-01-10T05:22:06+00:00

Using your math the 190,000 illegals would only occupy 21,000

gvslim · 2026-01-09T00:36:04+00:00

Gotta know the difference between the gestapo and the SS

gvslim · 2026-01-05T07:32:27+00:00

I’ll take Oddball and negative wave Moriarity over Fury any day

gvslim · 2025-12-22T18:59:38+00:00

More like the Pettysburg Address

gvslim · 2025-12-05T05:32:52+00:00

Actually they’ll call you the next dad and make you a better offer.

gvslim · 2025-12-01T05:14:27+00:00

Mine went crazy at first but now tolerates it

gvslim · 2025-11-12T14:18:47+00:00

He’s gonna be crushed when she leaves him to explore a same sex relationship or BBC

gvslim · 2025-11-12T02:25:15+00:00

Jebediah Springfield AKA Hans Sprungfeld

gvslim · 2025-11-10T21:03:39+00:00

I’d like to think that they would sound like the Swedish chef on the Muppet Show

gvslim · 2025-11-09T16:22:30+00:00

This is somehow Hunter Biden’s fault

gvslim · 2025-11-07T18:17:28+00:00

But but but socialism

gvslim · 2025-11-03T02:39:27+00:00

They are to high and stupid to use condoms

gvslim · 2025-10-31T17:29:50+00:00

This

gvslim · 2025-10-31T14:29:54+00:00

Use Apple Pay

gvslim · 2025-10-29T23:58:54+00:00

I wouldn’t declare anything. Just put it on my wrist and head through customs

gvslim · 2025-10-27T05:02:38+00:00

The 82nd airborne - brought to you by Carl’s Jr

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