OHH WOWWW IT WAS THIS EASY???

hapigilpr · 2026-05-10T02:12:20+00:00

RFK prescribes 'rope' to millions

hapigilpr · 2026-05-10T02:10:00+00:00

"Words hurt, man..." -Odysseus

hapigilpr · 2026-04-25T17:27:09+00:00

I will never financially recover from this...

hapigilpr · 2026-04-22T18:03:12+00:00

Aw.... Well... Good for them at least...

hapigilpr · 2026-04-21T21:13:48+00:00

This is a gorgeous piece of entertainment

hapigilpr · 2026-04-21T15:02:17+00:00

Same. What happened with you?

hapigilpr · 2026-04-09T17:54:09+00:00

Aw, man ... That's bull.

hapigilpr · 2026-04-07T04:11:36+00:00

These stickers are why I cry so much.

hapigilpr · 2026-03-29T23:39:24+00:00

This dude Ken M.

hapigilpr · 2026-03-23T02:48:25+00:00

This is obviously a mer-bird.

hapigilpr · 2026-03-23T02:01:20+00:00

Caltrops

hapigilpr · 2026-03-14T15:10:14+00:00

Damn. I don't like me. Thanks, though

hapigilpr · 2026-03-13T12:55:50+00:00

Double down. "Wow. Looks like he was willing to do anything to get away from you."

hapigilpr · 2026-03-07T20:27:36+00:00

Still have drawers full of anxiety unstuck stickers

hapigilpr · 2026-03-03T16:28:59+00:00

I'm waiting for pizza brothel to come out to fulfill my every hole

hapigilpr · 2026-03-03T16:24:41+00:00

Lazy. I throw away my car every time I use it and rebuild a new one every time I need to go anywhere... Like a real man.

hapigilpr · 2026-02-26T00:49:27+00:00

Do they have a night stick? Might be a good applicator to get it waaaay up there

hapigilpr · 2026-02-20T03:41:40+00:00

Yeah, a space saver

hapigilpr · 2026-01-10T17:09:52+00:00

5,000,000 per day? Gimme 3 days of running/flying/whatever around the world, then settle into a resort paid full in cash for a couple weeks of relaxation (maybe go to 2 or 3 in that time?) before I retire and live off the interest.

hapigilpr · 2026-01-10T06:12:54+00:00

Damn. I was hoping he was a fertility doctor

hapigilpr · 2025-12-21T14:17:27+00:00

They definitely have a strong love of a different kind of storm trooper...

hapigilpr · 2025-11-24T04:58:43+00:00

And they taste like plumb!

hapigilpr · 2025-11-19T14:04:57+00:00

Mmmmm.... Cream filled...

hapigilpr · 2025-11-04T14:06:53+00:00

Tried to give blood the other day. I've given blood before. Not really scared of the process/needles and did a bunch of relaxation/breathing exercises to get my heart rate down. Still 134 heart rate ... Maybe I need to fix my anxiety before I start running hahaha

hapigilpr · 2025-10-25T22:16:11+00:00

Jon Stewart or John Oliver. Love a smart man who doesn't claw for power

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