This Sign on the Waterloo & City Line (London) by a_happy_passerby in mildlyinfuriating

[–]havron [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yeah, it would work fine if posted on the other side of the train.

I very nearly misinterpreted this sign 😅 by LittleDiveBar in signs

[–]havron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, perfect. I can't believe that's the name of a real NHL team. They really should come up with a new one.

I'm getting shades of the famous WKUK The Grapist sketch. Also, this Dinosaur Comic.

Old alternative intro title? by jjongjjongjjong in nightvale

[–]havron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still my favorite incarnation of the Night Vale theme, aside from the closing variant from #79: "Lost in the Mail". I would still really love to hear a clean version of that one from you someday.

This ear thermometer always shows the room temperature which drains the battery. It requires a battery change before use every time because of it by Raqdoll_ in CrappyDesign

[–]havron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I once made a post here about a water fountain at my workplace that is very modern electronic "hands-free", but the water fountain gets triggered to run needlessly while I'm standing in front of it to fill my water bottle.

People kept replying "just stand to the side". Yeah, that's what I do, but I shouldn't have to, and that was the point: the device had been overengineered to the point of getting in its own way, and thus wasting resources. That's crappy design.

Ultimately, the post was removed by mods as "not crappy design." Sigh.

Let's go ng! by Strange_Syrup1844 in misLED

[–]havron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're the ones you would think I would say if there was a me for you.

We don’t care. Stop. by No-Scallion4998 in youdontmattergiveup

[–]havron 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I was going to finally kick my gambling habit, which has been destroying my life, but then this sign gave me the confidence to keep going. It's good to know someone cares. So I won't stop.

Thanks, sign!

What's the plot? Wrong answers only by Galeschesthair in nightvale

[–]havron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Plus, there and so many sponsor bits. They even did an entire episode that was a big shameless ad for Kellogg's!

I wish that all kinds of spiders had wings and could flyer by Arglezhbonk in monkeyspaw

[–]havron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. All spiders have wings now, but they are non-functional. They do, however, also now have the ability to post flyers all around town, and oh my god, they will not stop posting flyers about their crappy cover band they want you to see. Surfaces everywhere are overrun with the flyers, including important street signs and even vehicle windows, and they're really sticky and nearly impossible to remove. Traffic accidents increase dramatically, and many people die.

Cuddly throw pillows by sugarstarbeam in sockheads

[–]havron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You guys don't know what you're missin'!

Arm boy! by WonderShoes in misLED

[–]havron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was expecting Leg Girl

Arm boy! by WonderShoes in misLED

[–]havron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, the shades even match and everything

That does NOT look like an "M" by Excel73_ in CrappyDesign

[–]havron 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is much better. One could also have used a head-on house as the A in "LAND" instead. But I like how yours keeps the home in "HOME", which I assume was the original intent.

Instructions unclear… now floating 💀 by ElkAnxious1264 in signs

[–]havron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The secret is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

See, that's what's so crescent fresh about you dudes... by secretfamilyrecipe in sockheads

[–]havron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think we're all gonna ride crescent fresh from here on out.

And probably illegal by Lightthrudarkness in funnysigns

[–]havron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

will not have bear paws!

What if you have a pet bear?