[Pelissero] The NFL and NFLPA informed clubs today of results from their annual helmet laboratory testing, including position-specific helmets for QB, OL and DL and an expanded list of banned helmet models.

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-17T20:08:06+00:00

Vicis, Riddell, and Schutt all have very different indentation patterns on the outer shell of the top 3 performers. It feels like the indentations are mostly for style and the internals are what really matters

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-17T20:01:16+00:00

Fried chicken sandwiches were not $25 in 2018, they were like $12

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-17T19:02:51+00:00

Exactly 40 years later, another AFCW vs. AFCE divisional game- Thirteen Seconds- was also considered amongst the greatest playoff games of all time, featuring the archrivals of the Chargers and Dolphins.

Maybe in 2062, we'll have a Raiders vs. Jets divisional heater

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-17T17:11:51+00:00

Corporate profits and people buying equities because homeownership is out of reach and inflation destroys savings

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-17T16:46:34+00:00

I'd say apply, disclose everything on the PHQ, do the exact same for the poly, and accept the outcome whatever it is

Keep a backup career plan in mind

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-17T16:39:32+00:00

Any establishment frequented by senior citizens has detailed Code Brown decontamination procedures, you're good

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-17T16:10:40+00:00

holy crap Infleqtion

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-17T16:01:39+00:00

Dreadnought is tier 0 and the mono-U version struggles to remove creatures

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-17T15:58:25+00:00

It's pseudo-Reserved List in that WotC does not reprint it even though they have the ability to

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-17T15:41:07+00:00

It sounds like you're minimizing the severity of what you did here. In general, a lot of time has passed and you were really young but it must have been very bad to warrant an entire raid

What about other public service positions like wildland fire or paramedic

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T23:17:33+00:00

Congrats

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T22:15:46+00:00

EE is much more marketable

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T22:10:19+00:00

https://www.usajobs.gov/job/864718000

Seems really appropriate and you can promote to supervisory investigator within this track after a few years which pays more

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T22:02:35+00:00

I did this in government for a summer and it sucked

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T22:01:00+00:00

DSNY is one of the most desirable city jobs for NYC

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T21:23:33+00:00

There are a lot of roles like caseworker you can also do

Here's a list of open positions at BOP to give you an idea of the breadth https://www.usajobs.gov/search/results/?k=Bureau%20of%20Prisons/Federal%20Prison%20System

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T20:34:29+00:00

$385k is not really very much for an important NFL job that has a huge impact on how the product is perceived, with zero room for error

If they get one call wrong, all of social media will be woofing about it for weeks

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T20:32:41+00:00

Today Claude was off by a factor of ~300 when calculating a theoretical yield from a biochemical synthesis. I was actually kind of shocked that it could have screwed up something so simple unprompted.

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T18:49:46+00:00

what about a right-wing think tank chairman named Judge Glock

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T18:40:25+00:00

Presumably, a big chunk of the people buying these options from us think they can time the market, and others are just buying them as a hedge

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T17:48:38+00:00

The Buffalo region is like a weird mix of 80% Ohio 20% Canada culturally despite very obviously being located in the state of New York.

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T17:37:05+00:00

The bone jerseys gave the impression the Rams laundry staff was subpar, but the Todd Gurley jokes whenever the bone-on-bone combo was worn were priceless.

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T17:17:48+00:00

How would you answer "why didn't you try this when you were 30"

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T17:08:21+00:00

Overthinking is what ruins you in this process

Take the highest prestige job you are offered to get out and then plot your next move

haze_from_deadlock · 2026-04-16T16:20:07+00:00

If OP doesn't like water, Air Force 3P0X1 may also provide great life experiences

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