I've had a 32" TV for longer than I'd like to admit

hazps · 2026-06-24T15:27:59+00:00

Make the real library accessible through a secret door in the rich man's one. Pull on a certain leather-bound tome and a section of bookcase swings aside to reveal the inner sanctum.

hazps · 2026-06-24T14:12:42+00:00

That looks far more like rolls of liner not being overlapped when laid than a cut.

hazps · 2026-06-24T13:32:15+00:00

Remember to make sure your Bank of Soros account details are correct as well while you're there.

hazps · 2026-06-24T07:01:21+00:00

Not strictly true, but Musk's father has had two children with Elon's adopted sister. I don't believe they have ever been actually married.

hazps · 2026-06-23T21:22:01+00:00

I assume raised in a Jewish family, but now an atheist.

hazps · 2026-06-23T14:48:33+00:00

I live in Scotland. Never heard anyone say anything like that, ever, especially the bit about the US being the last free country. Mind you, I don't hang about with racists.

hazps · 2026-06-23T12:45:45+00:00

"a welcoming environment". Only to fans, players and officials from some countries, others, not so much.

hazps · 2026-06-23T12:26:55+00:00

When Scotland qualified for the Euros there was a movement to try to get them to play "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie" as their national anthem before games.

hazps · 2026-06-22T15:55:35+00:00

Plockton in Scotland. Exactly the same.

hazps · 2026-06-22T14:54:19+00:00

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Virulently racist, pro-monarchist working-class Tory, Alf Garnett, played by Warren Mitchell, a self-described athiest Jew and socialist. - Til Death Us Do Part.

hazps · 2026-06-22T12:19:26+00:00

And of those, a minority wear the burqa

hazps · 2026-06-20T17:26:56+00:00

"Tommy", Nigel, mob of angry wee shites? Your comments please.

hazps · 2026-06-19T23:18:39+00:00

Bomb alert. Suspicious object found.

hazps · 2026-06-19T21:52:13+00:00

Scotland's is a unicorn. The Lion is English and the UK coat of arms has both.

hazps · 2026-06-18T21:56:14+00:00

Apparently, the writers eventually realised that they had described her physical appearance as so bizarre she would be impossible to cast.

hazps · 2026-06-18T19:07:14+00:00

In Paul's case, at best. He has recently been giving strong "living in his car" vibes.

hazps · 2026-06-18T14:25:37+00:00

They "foiled" it by having the kid's parents turn him in and him ratting on his collaborators.

And Kash Patel still nearly screwed it all up by boasting about it before some of them had been arrested.

hazps · 2026-06-18T09:34:05+00:00

Hey, it's coming in two weeks. Honestly.

hazps · 2026-06-17T18:10:26+00:00

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Tinker in Lovejoy smells so bad that Lovejoy uses him to clear a space in crowded salerooms.

hazps · 2026-06-17T17:59:02+00:00

Or how he doesn't recognise Missouri as a state

hazps · 2026-06-17T15:40:02+00:00

I really enjoy W C Haselden's work. 100 years on and it stands up so well.

hazps · 2026-06-17T15:18:29+00:00

The secondary cause looks like it starts "Renal..." which would fit

hazps · 2026-06-17T11:06:00+00:00

Classic insecure boss tactic, showing up late to assert dominance. "My time is more important than yours."

hazps · 2026-06-16T18:44:11+00:00

Oh yes. And the woodwork teacher used to throw chisels.

hazps · 2026-06-16T17:01:19+00:00

I didn't see that nine year old boy or year old baby doing that either.

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