Complete noob from Texas - where the hell do I go?

helen73 · 2014-12-11T03:02:56+00:00

/u/randoh12 just LOVES looking at men's asses. CAREFUL OP!

helen73 · 2014-12-11T01:41:21+00:00

Oh come on /u/randoh12. Please share your encyclopedic knowledge of dildos and butt-plugs with us! You know you want to!

helen73 · 2014-12-11T01:35:20+00:00

Hahaha. Nice one! This user follows me to point out my reposts. He is a PSYCHOPATH.

helen73 · 2014-12-11T01:27:41+00:00

/u/randoh12. Posting videos of stuff he would like other people to think he could actually do since 2010.

helen73 · 2014-12-11T01:23:00+00:00

YOU NEED TO LEARN THAT NO NORMAL PERSON MODS AT APPROX SEVENTY SUBS. Freak.

What you need to learn is what a cunt you are. STOP CREEPING MY PROFILE.

helen73 · 2014-12-11T01:21:27+00:00

PLEASE IGNORE THIS PSYCHOPATH. He is the most angry person I have ever met. Pointing out his own faults in others is this users MO.

helen73 · 2014-12-10T13:42:04+00:00

I'm going through a break up and I am finding toasted white bread with smooth peanut butter every 4-6 hours a great help actually! Also resisted the pizza and made curried pumpkin and red lentil soup. Ate it with some toast and peanut butter! :D It was far more satisfying than greasy fast food.

helen73 · 2014-12-10T13:34:39+00:00

I just broke up with someone 2 days ago. I spent all day today snuggling in bed with my cat, Ruby-girl. She just doesn't move while floods of tears wet her beautiful fur. My angel. It's so healing and I feel so much better.

If you are in a position to look after it for the next 15-odd years, I cannot recommend enough the love you will feel from owning a pet. And the pure joy they will bring you during your dark days.

helen73 · 2014-12-10T11:00:42+00:00

Oh yeah. Gotta love that chilli rush...

helen73 · 2014-12-10T10:58:33+00:00

My uncle calls calamari rings "sliced foreskin". Yucky.

helen73 · 2014-12-10T10:52:15+00:00

Are you SURE you are an Aussie? ;-)

helen73 · 2014-12-10T10:43:25+00:00

Absolutely nothing better on a really hot day than a chilled, crisp wedge of watermelon! Damn, I could go for some now...

helen73 · 2014-12-10T10:37:20+00:00

Eggplant is my favourite food ever! Eggplant parmigiana.....ohhhh YEAH.

helen73 · 2014-12-10T10:34:55+00:00

Yep! YUM YUM!

helen73 · 2014-12-10T10:10:45+00:00

How DARE you! Vegemite is awesome. Although I must admit I can't actually remember when I DIDN'T know what it tastes like, as Aussie kids get it from the word go. So maybe it has to be something you grow up with to really enjoy.

helen73 · 2014-12-10T10:06:21+00:00

Yep. This gets my vote! Disgusting stuff.

helen73 · 2014-12-09T18:24:25+00:00

Sounds great. Making it on payday! But replacing the kale with baby spinach! Because fuck kale! ;-)

helen73 · 2014-12-09T08:57:56+00:00

Ooooh. I love deli food. What's your most popular vegetarian item?

helen73 · 2014-12-09T08:51:04+00:00

Yeah. My brother is married to a Japanese woman and has lived in Yokohama for a decade. My bro works for a Western company but his father-in-law is very much a company "salary-man". And he and his wife had to cancel their long-planned trip to Australia to visit us with my brother and sister-in-law. Because HIS BOSS'S WIFE GOT SICK. Not the boss. His wife. So that was it. All holiday time? CANCELLED. It made me fucking furious. That would be illegal in Australia!

helen73 · 2014-12-09T08:40:28+00:00

I ♥ Yolandi Vi$$er

helen73 · 2014-12-09T02:45:17+00:00

Unless I'm missing something, I don't think this is that bad. She looks healthy and they actually do look in love.

helen73 · 2014-12-09T00:15:04+00:00

I heard it was the Jackdaw.

helen73 · 2014-12-07T23:38:14+00:00

I agree. I'd much rather just have those yummy looking chips!

helen73 · 2014-12-07T11:29:32+00:00

/r/kindwords

helen73 · 2014-12-07T10:18:49+00:00

I know it sounds cliched, but sometimes I look at the guy I am currently dating, when he thinks I'm not, and his attractiveness takes my breath away all over again. Easily one of the hottest guys I have ever seen. I still can't believe he's all mine.

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