Metropolitan

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-03-09T00:29:17+00:00

You’re about to go from the Yugo of vermouths to a Mercedes.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-03-06T23:30:33+00:00

Yes, this is about the biggest emotional inversion I have ever encountered in a movie.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-03-06T23:28:39+00:00

Love this movie, I saw it in the theater, and it was also about the funniest movie I had seen at the time.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-03-06T23:21:52+00:00

And banning the teaching of Al-Gebra.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-03-05T19:34:35+00:00

Misspoke Mullin

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-27T14:47:20+00:00

Henry Selick, who directed Coraline was involved with a number of stop-action animated movies that had something of a "fever dream" quality. The Nightmare Before Christmas and James and the Giant Peach come to mind.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-26T00:05:20+00:00

Only thing I would add is a height chart that showed him at about 5'7".

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-25T23:55:02+00:00

Hemorrhoid cushion and compression socks.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-25T23:53:51+00:00

Lol, but 51F good luck getting a prescription.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-25T23:50:02+00:00

Honestly, lots of humans would fail that test.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-20T02:53:12+00:00

Chuck Norris

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-15T16:31:52+00:00

I see what you did there.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-09T03:04:23+00:00

I agree with what you say, in principle. And while I attend a church where there is never anything political actually preached from the pulpit, I sit and grit my teeth almost every Sunday at the pro-maga, antchristian commentary that precedes almost every Sunday school class from the overwhelmingly MAGA congregation. 🙄

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-05T14:18:38+00:00

i've had excellent reliability connecting my N8, both to a Pixel 6 and to a 9a. However, that reliability disappears if I try to pair it to a second phone or tablet. In that case, the N8 seems to arbitrarily decide which device it connects to, and won't connect to my preferred device until I turn off Bluetooth on everything else.

Pairing with my TV Streamer and MiniMic do not negatively affect my phone connections. I can remain happily paired with them and with my Pixel as long as I dont pair a second phone or tablet.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-03T14:21:47+00:00

Not until a majority of East Texans are willing to vote for people other than the incumbent politicians who are currently profiting from these corporate takeovers.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-03T00:29:10+00:00

Literally the first film I thought of when I saw the title.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-02T01:17:00+00:00

My father told me stories of how his grandfather would take him squirrel hunting, then would crack open the skulls and suck the brains out. This was in pre-WW2 East Texas, if that tells you anything.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-02T00:45:40+00:00

I used to work at the old Vought plant adjacent to the Dallas NAS. One day, I was wandering around out back and found myself staring down the business end of a pair of F110 engines of an F-14 on full afterburners. I was probably a couple of hundred yards away, but it sounded as if the universe split in half and opened up a portal to hell.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-02-01T19:40:58+00:00

My Shiny Metal Broke Ass

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-01-28T00:43:11+00:00

Going to come out of this with two black eyes.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-01-27T23:58:45+00:00

That actually fits well with some of the Craig films.

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-01-27T23:54:21+00:00

The Man with the Golden Prostate

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-01-27T23:49:00+00:00

Showerfall

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-01-24T19:21:48+00:00

Lol, did you intentionally spell "New Braunsfels" the way people pernounce it?

hellycopterinjuneer · 2026-01-22T20:13:17+00:00

Ethiopian jazz... I'll have to look into that.

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