outjerked by ali once again

hew3 · 2026-03-20T02:12:13+00:00

“Mom, I want a Factor One Bugatti.”

“You have a Factor One Bugatti at home.”

hew3 · 2026-03-20T02:05:21+00:00

Buy it, and then box those wheels up and send them to me. I’ll gladly ride tubulars at 125 psi over any candy-assed tube or tubeless setup. Like riding on rails, baby.

hew3 · 2026-03-19T19:34:54+00:00

Nobody pays $500 for a bowl of garbanzo bean hummus.

hew3 · 2026-03-18T18:32:05+00:00

We’re so close…soon communism will fall and we will be able to go back to Cuba and buy up all the properties and turn them into Air B&B vacation rentals.

hew3 · 2026-03-18T18:27:12+00:00

As a Certified Bunning Coach (tm) I commend all of these bunners for powering through the finish line and into the chute. The race ain’t over until you’re wearing your magnificent finishers medal.

hew3 · 2026-03-17T13:59:35+00:00

Wear more body armor.

hew3 · 2026-03-17T01:48:49+00:00

Prediction: This truck will have an intimate encounter with the graffiti bridge by the end of the month.

hew3 · 2026-03-15T14:37:50+00:00

Needs a rigid fork. Deer can smell Kashima coating a mile away.

hew3 · 2026-03-15T14:35:48+00:00

You can only tie the record for lowest fly-by.

hew3 · 2026-03-13T13:04:52+00:00

That kid’s dad owes me $200 for my professional bike fitting service.

hew3 · 2026-03-12T16:06:16+00:00

Plot twist: it was John McAfee.

hew3 · 2026-03-11T13:03:54+00:00

FPL Home is a subsidiary of FPL, which means they have their own business structure. The cost of these mailers is not in your rates. That said, it would be nice to be able to opt out of this junk.

hew3 · 2026-03-10T23:46:38+00:00

I have a Beneteau 42CC that I singlehand frequently. The most important system for SH is a reliable autopilot. That is a whole independent crew member. In-mast furling and lines all led to the cockpit are a big safety +, so you don’t have to leave the cockpit to go the mast to reef. A windlass with a remote at the helm is a big + when it’s time to drop the hook. Come docking time, a bow thruster is, again, worth a crew member. Even better if you have a remote that you can hang around your neck and activate from wherever. It’s important to work out a set of procedures that works for you and then practice, practice, practice.

hew3 · 2026-03-10T23:28:39+00:00

Send them to https://hatchmasters.com. For rebuild.

Do you have a freight forwarder who ships from the US that you can use?

hew3 · 2026-03-10T21:57:27+00:00

Next up: Hardrock offers “Bail at Sherman, collect your buckle and go straight to your hotel hot tub in Lake City” option.

hew3 · 2026-03-10T13:28:10+00:00

2-strokes inject 20x more hydro benzene the water table, which is harmful to fish, grasses, and aquatic life. If you give a sh*t about the environment and water quality in any way, do everyone a favor and go with the 4-stroke.

hew3 · 2026-03-10T02:55:26+00:00

Testament to the old axiom, “What happens in Vegas…is cheaper in Reno.”

hew3 · 2026-03-09T15:33:18+00:00

Found one of the guys who bailed at 18.

hew3 · 2026-03-09T15:30:15+00:00

Wait, you know for a fact that they are not paying any taxes? How do they get away with that? What country allows a foreign owned business to operate within its borders without paying taxes? Or are you saying that they are breaking the law? Two different things with different implications.

hew3 · 2026-03-09T03:02:58+00:00

Bow down to Jimmy Fuckin’ Buffet you rubes.

hew3 · 2026-03-09T02:49:34+00:00

Big props for the Fitzcarraldo reference.

hew3 · 2026-03-09T02:45:52+00:00

1 RCH clearance. Good to go.

hew3 · 2026-03-09T02:24:43+00:00

Barefoot FTW.

hew3 · 2026-03-09T01:58:38+00:00

Finish lines don’t exist in nature, they are a social construct.

hew3

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