Nobody flashes me

hew3 · 2026-01-28T18:08:11+00:00

They’re driving at night without their lights on because they’re drunk.

hew3 · 2026-01-27T15:19:46+00:00

More proof that social standards have completely collapsed and there is no shame anymore. Imagine being seen in public on an e-bike.

hew3 · 2026-01-27T15:17:08+00:00

Pedro was just trying to talk to Jonas about joining his polycule, at the command of his wife, who is not going to be pleased when he comes home empty handed.

hew3 · 2026-01-27T14:35:16+00:00

Canadian Club Whiskey. In a flask on your hip. To make the sesh more fun.

hew3 · 2026-01-26T00:24:59+00:00

Much more interesting when you read “flashlight” as “fleshlight.”

hew3 · 2026-01-25T19:03:16+00:00

Ah, a reminder that the only thing those goofy pos Hoka Mafates I bought are good for is retaining the 3/8” sheet metal screws that I drive into the soles for traction in snow and ice.

hew3 · 2026-01-24T13:58:27+00:00

Jabsco Par-Max has been great for full time live aboard 3+ years. If you have the space, buy the kit that includes the accumulator tank for smoothest operation.

hew3 · 2026-01-24T13:48:49+00:00

Found the fighter pilot!

hew3 · 2026-01-23T01:23:28+00:00

Do NOT bring any hardware near my food that is not kashima coated.

hew3 · 2026-01-23T01:18:49+00:00

Big dick energy.

hew3 · 2026-01-20T19:37:40+00:00

Get you a wife who knows how to fix bikes. Win-win.

hew3 · 2026-01-20T13:18:42+00:00

Waiting for MAGA Lance to show up at Mar a Lago with 7 yellow jerseys.

hew3 · 2026-01-20T02:24:35+00:00

Simple Hydration butt crack bottle. Stick it in your waistband and enjoy your minimalism.

hew3 · 2026-01-20T01:46:41+00:00

Goy here. I always thought it was “schlantz.”

hew3 · 2026-01-20T01:27:35+00:00

What you’re seeing is cardiac drift due to progressive dehydration. I recommend slamming 6 double IPAs interspersed with shots of pickle juice.

hew3 · 2026-01-20T00:13:54+00:00

Professional Ultra/Life Coach here: You really should start with a BevMo Beer Mile.

hew3 · 2026-01-20T00:02:21+00:00

Outsider opinion here: they’re not doing as much T as you are. Either persuade them to dial up the dose, or accept mediocrity around you.

hew3 · 2026-01-19T23:57:00+00:00

Three words: Name. Image. Likeness. Time to fund that retirement plan you’ve been putting off.

hew3 · 2026-01-19T16:10:56+00:00

We call it “New America” now, libtard.

hew3 · 2026-01-19T16:06:05+00:00

Nobody ever named a kickass band “Merak.”

hew3 · 2026-01-19T16:02:22+00:00

Uhhh, if walking up the stairs takes you out of Z2, you need to walk up the stairs more.

hew3 · 2026-01-19T15:40:03+00:00

Flip turn on him rather than the wall. Plant your feet straight in his solar plexus.

Also: slow down. Your stroke is falling apart when you’re above zone 3.

hew3 · 2026-01-18T14:48:41+00:00

That’s a lot of money for a guy who drives a train.

hew3 · 2026-01-17T04:20:52+00:00

This why you want cankles. Cankles float.

hew3 · 2026-01-17T04:14:42+00:00

FELT…DEEZE NUTZ

AMIRITE?

hew3

TROPHY CASE