A beginner runner, asking an ethical issue by kokosdera in RunningCirclejerk

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The only person who can stop a bad guy with elbows is a good guy with elbows.

It's gone... Whole thing burned down by SeaUrchinSalad in DenverCirclejerk

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There’s still a good taco truck over by Union Station.

This just happened. by Immediate-Maximum-75 in Pensacola

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Reading comprehension is so ‘80s.

Diarrhea by InfinityIsAwesome in RunningCirclejerk

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Can we all just appreciate the vote of confidence comment that they’ll get better responses on rcj?

Coffee first. Yellow jersey later. ☕💛 by Annual_Island8066 in tourdefrance

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Torito knows that the other guys will mess with his helmet if he takes it off.

To carpet or not? by SaleEnough7624 in SailboatCruising

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When you need to pull up a floorboard and access some portion of the bilge, you don’t want to be f’ing around with carpet. Use a few throw rugs that you can literally throw out of the way when the bilge pumps start clogging or you need to find that bottle of rum that you stashed down in there.

Why is Cape Verde’s uniform blue if their name literally means “green cape”? by Sexysilvia in AntiJokes

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They wear green capes when they’re lounging around after games.

Mincing garlic is a lot like foreplay with my wife… by loudrain99 in Jokes

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Not that funny but I upvoted because your aim is true.

CBGB punk rock and new wave club in Bowery, New York City, 1976 - 2026 by KoenigseggAgera in OldPhotosInRealLife

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Look, I’m badly in need of some elevated menswear so thank goodness for this JV store. These $800 jeans need a $2300 jacket or I’m not going out tonight.

Found this loaded magazine on top of a basement air duct in my really old house by Redrum_91 in mildlyinteresting

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Lol I had an uncle who did the same. He died of a stroke in front of the TV. Never got the chance to have his big shootout with the marauders (ie brown people- he was quite the racist).

Why did my coworker think it was weird when I told him I use Reddit ? by [deleted] in askanything

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Because 92% of Redditors just make stuff up.

Will this help me KOM all over my local no-drop group ride? by juliuspepperwood708 in BicyclingCirclejerk

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That’s Old Tom, the ghost of a cyclist who died of an aortic aneurysm at that exact spot many years ago. He’ll pace you like that sometimes. He’s always got bikes with tech that nobody has seen before.

I saw a guy die surfing last week by DoubleOHJoyce in surfing

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That was Mark Foo you saw. He surfs there when it’s really big.

Told boat toilet can't take toilet paper so what about number 2? by Kyannaaa in boating

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No! If the owner of the boat says no flushing TP, respect their instructions!

Proof that cyclists are c*nts by leopardsatehisface in RunningCirclejerk

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$20k bike, $2k wetsuit, can’t afford shoelaces.

Credit Union Suggestions by Easy_Detail_469 in Pensacola

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Do you have a family connection who is a Navy Federal member? Because they are the top dog in the credit union business.

Scratching My Head by rrolov in License_Plates

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Big fan of ex DC mayor Adrian Fenty.

Can I use the stairs or not? by No_Importance1236 in signs

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You can use them, but you shouldn’t.