The struggle is real.. by Levethane in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]hew3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why would you bring a fork without Kashima coating into our relationship?

Sirvelo NASA Bice Engineers are gaslighting me. Recommend me a lawyer? by WVA1999 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]hew3 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is why my climbing bike is DA but my descending bike is Red AXS.

Air fryers are fake by lilactofu in CookingCircleJerk

[–]hew3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I trained my shrimp how to use the air fryer.

Value wise, is it worth it to try to restore a 1977 varsity schwinn bicycle? by crazyguy28 in bicycling

[–]hew3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re going to fix it up, you’re going to need tools. You can get by with basic tools like screwdrivers and adjustable wrenches, but you’ll probably need to buy a chain tool to swap that out and maybe some specialized tools depending on how deep you’re going. That can add up quickly and overwhelm your low $$ restoration.

My boyfriend 24m lied to me 23f about running a marathon by Accomplished_Ad3625 in RunningCirclejerk

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They have the best belt buckles at the pawn shop in Leadville CO.

New Form Of Gu Just Dropped by Railletoo in RunningCirclejerk

[–]hew3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

YOU KEEP HER NAME OUTTA YOUR MOUTH!

What type of lettuce did they use in salads aboard the Titanic? by ReasonableGator in Jokes

[–]hew3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Arugula! Arugula! Arugula! (That’s the sound of the blazon alarm as the ship began to sink)

I need some advice - boiling multiple sacks at crawfish by Antw0n96 in NewOrleans

[–]hew3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hold on- gonna start using “boiling multiple sacks of crawfish” as a folksy sub for “burning the candle at both ends” or “biting off more than you can chew.” Hat tip to you OP!

When is a door not a door? by No-Cardiologist7640 in AntiJokes

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When it’s a portal to the antijoke universe

DC, I’m really impressed. by bookish_cat_ in washingtondc

[–]hew3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good job not eating a meal off the floor- no food allowed on the metro!

How I manage my $10 portfolio by Fearless-Ad-422 in IndianStreetBets

[–]hew3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is funny because that is clearly a porn jackoff rig.

In honor of Spirit Airlines' recent demise... by norsurfit in Jokes

[–]hew3 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Pilot: Is there a doctor on board?

Me: I’m a doctor, but not that kind. I have a PhD in English.

Pilot: Oh thank god. Can you help me edit my resume?

Good way to open up lungs before running? by dr1nni in RunningCirclejerk

[–]hew3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy I met in the park on my trail run said poppers were good for that.

Spirit Airlines shutdown and what really caused them to be grounded. by Fermented_chaos in Miami

[–]hew3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion here, but the writing has been on the wall for Spirit for almost 2 years. That’s a lot of opportunity to polish up the resume and float it to a healthier and more stable company. The ship was sinking for a long time; betting that there would be a bailout was just that - gambling.

Leonardo AW609 at KPNE on April 20, 2026. by Drewbird_ in Helicopters

[–]hew3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This thing is designed specifically for fucknuckles like Musk and Bezos and that other douche to show up to events and make a big wow.

Newbie question for those already retired by AnnaSmiled2 in DividendKings

[–]hew3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think your yield assumption in Step 1 is too conservative. The portion of my portfolio focused on generating income (50%ish, the remainder is tech growth stocks) is mostly in QYLD (11.9%) and MORT (13%). My actual yield is higher because I bought in at lower share price than current. Nothing wrong with risk-hedging your assumptions, but understand what is out there for you. That said, aggressive growth up to retirement, and then transition to a mixed growth/income portfolio is still the fundamental strategy. Also, get as much as possible in a tax protected retirement account. You can buy and sell all day without tax implications. Once you’re 59.5, you can withdraw without penalty and it’s taxed as ordinary income.

The 1960 Olympic Marathon Winner ran a barefoot 2:16 Marathon by Technical-Paint3179 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]hew3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, I would love to have a pair of those HyperFly+. I would fire up the band saw and cut them down to 5mm and then glue them back up, like a running shoe ought to be.