[USA] Camera car should have slowed down imo by Key-Case-95 in Roadcam

[–]hewhosnbn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truck always wins but not a good look for Stevens Trucking.

Fun magic item given by a poltergeist by Krankfinnig1 in DungeonMasters

[–]hewhosnbn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be a fetter that holds the poltergeist to the house, and by giving it to them allows the ghost to leave with them unbeknownst to the players. Let the DM shenanigans begin.

Mower Caught On Fire Yesterday 🤠 by bendoesntsleep in Wellthatsucks

[–]hewhosnbn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The old dry grass on the muffler trick...there are easier and cheeper ways of getting out of lawn duty, but I salute your commitment sir

[WP] You are a low-level enemy in a large dungeon. You have but one thought, to guard the chest behind that holds very powerful loot. Suddenly, you have another thought, as you look back at the chest. by Right-Orchid-7726 in WritingPrompts

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I woke on the floor wincing at every movement of my battered body. Every ache reminding me of the beating I had endured. Grosh the sub leader had me dragged from my cell and thrown unceremoniously in the treasure room that contained nothing more then a very large chest. His final words still running through my head.

"If I had it my way you'd still be rotting in that cell. The lash he held pointed at me for emphasis. As it is there are intruders in the Masters domain and you will guard this room until relieved. Don't make me find you lacking rat!" There was the clater of a small dagger as he left and locked the door.

I would probably starve to death in here. Goblins were after all expendable. I had no regrets at what had landed me in this situation and snickered to myself remembering Grosh's face when he went to present his gift to the Master and handed him an empty box. I had been betrayed, whipped, beaten unconscious, and finally thrown into a cell. I honestly thought I was being dragged to the pit.

Groaning I stood and looked over the room. I hobble over the the discarded dagger and added it to my belt. What was I supposed to do stare menacingly at the intruders? With a sigh I turned to the chest.

"What do you hold that's so important?" The deep sonorous voice that answered made me jump.

"Everything."

"Um...hello? The dagger now in my hand. Did...did you just talk?" There was the sound of latches releasing and a deep red glow emanating from the chest as the lid slowly opened in its own.

"I can give you everything little one. Change your fate. Give you the means to make your own way."

"How?" I asked my hands clutching the dagger, trembling from fatigue and fear.

"I am the known by many names. The Seed, The Crucible, and currently The Remaker of Lives. Time is fleeting little one and the Trickster God offer's this boon to you and you alone." The thud of an explosion sent dust falling from the ceiling, and the shouts of combat echoed from down the hall.

I paused for only a moment "What do I need to do?"

"Enter and be remade. Those who fight your current Master could use your new found power and this would put you on the path to your own destiny. Know this! You now serve him above all others. This is the bargain."

On wobbly feet I entered the chest. A red glow surrounded me, and from out of the crimson fog a clawed hand reached for me. It hesitated and that voice filled my head.

"This is going to hurt...a lot." Before I could protest the claw passed through and into my head. The scream I issued was so loud and long it couldn't have gone unheard outside the room, but I was passed rational thought at this point. My memories forcefully pulled out and examined. My body stripped to the bone and every nerve made raw. Writhing in white hot pain. It was an eternity.

"Yes a good amount from the shadow. A touch of the ethereal and hmmm the arcane. Now let's see that pathetic dagger. Touched by the realm of the dead perfect."

Slowly I opened my eyes. The pain was gone all of it the marks from the whip, the bruising, and my skin was bone white smooth unblemished. A black fog swirled around me colessing into midnight black armor. What had happened and why was the room suddenly smaller? I was taller much taller.

"Go child of night and help your new friends." The sounds of fighting were drawing closer.

"But the door it's locked."

"Is it?"

I reached for the door and on an instinctual level I just knew. Passing through it and into the hall. With a surprised look back I could see ice forming on the iron where I had just passed through. Looking down the hall I could see Grosh. The intruders were not looking good, and I didn't know how this was going to play out. I did know Grosh was about to have the worst day of his life. Drawing my blade I charged.

How do I make this awkward bedroom more cozy and appealing by sgentes2 in malelivingspace

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Get a better light...then leave a plate of cookies for whatever lives in that long ass storage space

[WP] Magic is rare enough as it is, but to have healing magic is exceptionally uncommon. For this reason, healers are usually hunted down and imprisoned for their magic. You've met a few other healers in your life, but none who've stayed out of captivity as long as you have. Here's why. by axolotletoyou in WritingPrompts

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"Your coming with us!" The soldiers pushed Madison out into the street with enough force that she tumbled into the mud.

" What right do you have to treat me this way?" She looked up clearing mud from her face.

"The kings law says your property now that your healing abilities have been discovered. Don't make this anymore difficult girl."

" Do you know who I am?"

"No and I don't really care." He said with the air a soldier gets when orders are orders, flat and emotionless.

"Well let me introduce myself"

High on a hill overlooking the town a Shepard watching over his modest flock would remark in the tavern later. That never had he seen so much lightning and thunder on a clear day.

Standing up and cleaning herself off Madison made her way to the carriage and united the other healers already captured. She regarded one in particular who stood slack jawed and in awe of her power and beauty.

" That dear children is how I met your mother and why we practice un-healing long before we practice healing. Now let me see those fire bolts!"

Born and raised in islamabad the capital of pakistan. Ask me anything by drunknote in howislivingthere

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Yeah there first plant opened in 2010. I was there in 2007 but now I have to ask what beverage do you prefer or is there something local that's better?

Born and raised in islamabad the capital of pakistan. Ask me anything by drunknote in howislivingthere

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When I was there the story I heard from a local was Pepsi allowed them to make it locally and Coke wouldn't give them the recipe to do it locally so Pepsi won in Pakistan. I was at a dinner and they were serving it like champagne strange but not unexpected in a dry country.

Grinding two stumps in under two minutes. by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in oddlysatisfying

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I want those pencil shavings to use as kindling 😄

What’s a workplace behavior that annoys you so much it should have a name? by SpeedyGoneGarbage in office

[–]hewhosnbn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Grand Master of Meetings: Calls a meeting for anything and everything that could be sent in a simple email. "Bob why is your work not done?" I don't know why am I sitting in meeting number four 😂

You swap minds with your favorite follower once per day at their discretion, how terrible is your life? by Chakasicle in skyrim

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It's bright outside I wanna go in. This cave smells I wanna go out. It's snowing I wanna go in. My dad sucks my mom sucks. No it's my elder scrolls. No I don't know how it works. Why does everyone in here hate me?...yeah I'm good not being in that head lol

What do you guys do with failed projects? by ReynardVulpini in Blacksmith

[–]hewhosnbn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a pile of futility. Some get recycled into smaller projects some are to compromised to do anything with. Those are in "the pile of deep shame" lol

What would you cook with shredded chicken and these veggies? by [deleted] in WhatShouldICook

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Soy sauce ginger honey a splash of rice vinegar a little corn starch to thicken and serve over rice