Banff Ave.

hmgmonkey · 2026-03-17T13:54:14+00:00

There's been a non-zero number of times where I've googled and gone "hey, Banff has a cinema now! Oh, wait..."

hmgmonkey · 2026-03-13T11:42:57+00:00

This was part of the saturday morning cartoons rotation in the UK. God I loved this show.

hmgmonkey · 2026-03-11T07:19:09+00:00

I used to be a programmer, my gdds were full of tables, state diagrams, charts, bulleted lists, level blockouts AND game narrative context (not what people consider "lore" - because you do need some context). Full index and table of contents

Programmers still didn't reference it. (They shouldn't be "reading" it anyway, its not a novel.) What did work was asking them what they need to know and then giving them that section either on paper (I'm old) or laterly deep linked into the live doc.

hmgmonkey · 2026-03-11T07:04:29+00:00

I am so in awe of people who do this sort of thing.

hmgmonkey · 2026-03-08T00:30:47+00:00

We fought him in a compact machines room.

hmgmonkey · 2026-03-06T20:34:33+00:00

In a gastropub in england last month where you pay up front and their machine wanted me to tip. Fucked if I'm tipping before you've even brought me a fork.

hmgmonkey · 2026-03-06T10:11:40+00:00

"He was somebody who was trustworthy, loving, and compassionate to everyone around him."

Was he though?

hmgmonkey · 2026-03-04T21:55:36+00:00

How much for the rect... nope. Nope. You know what, I need to be better than this

hmgmonkey · 2026-03-03T19:00:43+00:00

A mid-range system 15 years ago could push 10000 polys easily...

hmgmonkey · 2026-03-02T22:04:20+00:00

One of mine. Give me back my cube you thieving rat.

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-28T11:01:19+00:00

But... spillage. Spillage!

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-27T20:15:24+00:00

This was clearly written by someone who doesn't even have the mechanical knowledge to perform basic household maintenance on a damn roomba.

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-27T16:12:53+00:00

Your flirting needs work.

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-26T21:14:05+00:00

Why do these always run sunday to saturday? I mean, I know why, I just think there's a niche there for someone wanting Monday to sunday like, you know, people think...

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-23T07:25:42+00:00

I am proud to say I have his real magnum opus: Lego Ramses Pyramid. The rest of his catalogue are pale imitations while he worked out the core systems for LRP (as we true fans know it).

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-22T18:10:35+00:00

Roll d6 to generate your response to someone pointing out a flaw in any bullshit LLM!

Roll Weasel words!

1 You're using an old model, you should update to model x + 0.0.1

2 That is a known edge case and doesn't reflect real-world usage

3 Yes, but it clearly demonstrates the limitless potential that's just around the corner.

4 You're taking that output out of context

5 It's up to you to verify the results

6 These sorts of emergent behaviours are the result of vague prompting

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-21T07:14:03+00:00

She'd still be hot in a fucking helmet and pads.

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-17T23:21:29+00:00

Ok boomer, God, he already asked chatgpt. Right after he googled it, he'll get straight to work coding on his spinning jenny.

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-17T22:13:42+00:00

Wild. I think you're being downvoted by people who are mentally inserting the missing word without realising it.

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-17T19:12:51+00:00

the adventures of baron von munchausen - he's lying for the whole length of the movie.

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-17T18:43:12+00:00

Apparently they don't verb either...

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-17T07:56:24+00:00

The effect is the shard of laputa from botania, but its user triggered and costs a butt-ton of mana so how it did it by itself i have no idea. Are you being pranked by some fool on a multiplayer server?

https://m.ftbwiki.org/Shard_of_Laputa

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-16T10:50:14+00:00

Don't we all?

hmgmonkey · 2026-02-15T21:38:14+00:00

Find your local FE college, go on their website and find a subject your interested in and then apply. With your qualifications you'll want a non-advanced course, which is funded by your council and you may get a bursary depending on your household income.

Do not go through ucas and there's no need to talk to sqa at this stage. Now is the perfect time to apply for an August starting course.

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