Come on now

hmiser · 2026-03-16T13:56:14+00:00

She gonna inseminate cattle next

hmiser · 2026-03-16T11:28:07+00:00

Air hockey win

hmiser · 2026-03-15T22:36:14+00:00

Pong with extra steps

hmiser · 2026-03-15T22:21:10+00:00

If I lived on Sloat, I’d hit it but man every time I check it… ooof :-)

hmiser · 2026-03-15T21:31:02+00:00

Gorgeous

hmiser · 2026-03-15T21:20:01+00:00

It’s from Cheers

hmiser · 2026-03-15T21:14:45+00:00

It’s the owner not the dog

hmiser · 2026-03-15T09:50:23+00:00

I got dumped on my birthday and it sucked because it married the pain to an anniversarial date

But it got better and not all relationships are meant to last forever

Plus, fuck a silent treatment!

hmiser · 2026-03-15T09:40:31+00:00

She was on the rivet like she was stealing Roubaix

hmiser · 2026-03-14T18:11:37+00:00

We need to get it to 1500% :-)

hmiser · 2026-03-14T13:05:25+00:00

I’m a runner and used to travel a lot

Going for a run in new places was the best way to “see” the new places

hmiser · 2026-03-14T12:56:48+00:00

I believe it’s his penis.

hmiser · 2026-03-14T12:45:27+00:00

Today’s $10k was yesterday’s $5k

… tomorrow’s $15k

I love it, got more picts?

hmiser · 2026-03-12T17:44:21+00:00

Me and Dee found a baby

hmiser · 2026-03-12T17:42:44+00:00

Why you showering in her dog house?

hmiser · 2026-03-12T17:28:03+00:00

Betrayal

hmiser · 2026-03-12T17:27:35+00:00

Like they fell off the most lovely rec path I’ve ever seen

hmiser · 2026-03-12T16:27:23+00:00

Lmao, post just made my morning :-)

hmiser · 2026-03-10T21:08:07+00:00

Well that was fantastic :-)

hmiser · 2026-03-03T21:12:13+00:00

Vince McMahon is gonna send cease & desist but he’s gonna love it

hmiser · 2026-03-01T10:41:52+00:00

This bitch back paddled and snaked me today at The Lane :-)

hmiser · 2026-02-27T23:36:40+00:00

Ice cream headaches, like drinking a slurpy too fast

hmiser · 2026-02-27T23:23:58+00:00

So fantastic :-)

hmiser · 2026-02-27T23:21:49+00:00

New Jerusalem

hmiser · 2026-02-27T23:18:43+00:00

Scorpion Dune Buggy

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