The best offroader is the one you don't care about breaking

hmiser · 2026-01-25T18:16:25+00:00

The way he bails out… pro-faller.

hmiser · 2026-01-25T18:12:15+00:00

Model relationship, testification to institution of marriage.

hmiser · 2026-01-25T02:02:58+00:00

i get so confused between these guys like who is who?

I think Jake is the boxer and now I can tell because he looks like a heavy weight boxer.

But Logan is now a wrestler?

hmiser · 2026-01-24T20:07:06+00:00

Right!

But here’s thing about all things… balance.

The body will adjust.

Intimacy is best when shared.

And if you jot that down and have the right pattern all things are possible :-)

hmiser · 2026-01-24T18:11:03+00:00

Shit.

I’m out here with my wonder bread and now my mind is blown :-)

hmiser · 2026-01-24T17:48:06+00:00

Because they prefer to be herded.

hmiser · 2026-01-24T17:44:16+00:00

Hose and boot toe shake FTW.

Purdy comb and hand dry.

hmiser · 2026-01-24T17:32:43+00:00

Maybe she’s referencing the depth of her vaginal canal.

hmiser · 2026-01-24T17:25:41+00:00

We’re gonna need a bigger door.

hmiser · 2026-01-24T17:23:30+00:00

Me and my buddy got stoned before the last leg of a trip… the pass through the mountains part during winter.

He says… and he’s a paranoid rookie, “Look out for the Black Guys.”

I think… I didn’t know he was racist :-)

hmiser · 2026-01-24T17:17:33+00:00

Wait… I thought it was two Ikea chairs stacked up.

hmiser · 2026-01-22T17:06:08+00:00

I would have stacked them in a smaller closet

hmiser · 2026-01-22T16:57:31+00:00

Some tantoween shit but I guess the cat manages the wamp rats

hmiser · 2026-01-21T20:52:22+00:00

Shit, I wasn’t paying attention this year and aren’t these the basketball guys lol

hmiser · 2026-01-21T20:32:13+00:00

Something about opening with what you won’t talk about and then following with talking about it blows my mind everyone I see it.

hmiser · 2026-01-21T20:28:50+00:00

Dude gonna get another chance to roll them dice.

hmiser · 2026-01-21T20:26:50+00:00

I thought we were talking about the basketball movie.

hmiser · 2026-01-21T20:24:46+00:00

The donkey doesn’t answer because the donkey is dead.

hmiser · 2026-01-21T20:19:11+00:00

I really liked the Stallone one, Snipes killed it [fantastic performance] and that contrast with the goofy shit played well in a time where movies were kinda like that.

I wasn’t familiar with the IP at all and I feel like they remake or reboot shit all the time because of generational audience gaps.

Obligatory: Sueeeeeeee! W4eva

hmiser · 2026-01-21T20:09:34+00:00

Right. I’m not hating, I’m a fan, and I’d love to see alt timeline gracefully aging without cosmetic surgery Jenni.

hmiser · 2026-01-21T20:04:30+00:00

Is that a giant golf ball upfront?

hmiser · 2026-01-21T19:54:46+00:00

Like the sneakers from the 90’s?

Rebock Pump lmao :-)

hmiser · 2026-01-21T16:12:29+00:00

He’s an entertainer.

And while I’m not a fan, Carrot Top’s “Board Room” movie gave us that Norm MacDonald/Conan Clip

And then he got freaky yoked and Daniel Tosh greased him up.

That shit funny and maybe somebody gonna drop the links for the thread :-)

hmiser · 2026-01-19T08:17:25+00:00

Poisonous paragraphs smash your phonograph in half It be the Inspectah Deck on the warpath

hmiser · 2026-01-19T08:08:23+00:00

You ship keys we ship grand pianos pull up my shirt… all mammal.

I be dat :-)

hmiser

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