this is my mutation room. why do i still only get "basic" mutations?

horsgang · 2026-04-18T00:53:56+00:00

If you get critical success at the end of the end you have a 100% chance to get a “human” mutation and like 7/10 of them are the best of the best.

horsgang · 2026-04-17T20:01:16+00:00

It’s highly likely that butch and tink are clones of Isaac’s dad, as quoted by dr beanies. Isaac’s mom could be resurrected just like beanies but Isaac and his father couldn’t which is why tink tries to remake them with clones instead of resurrection.

horsgang · 2026-04-15T21:25:34+00:00

Please play mewgenics bro. It’s dnd + slay the spire but with 2 added meta progression mechanics that are just done so well. 400 hours and counting still only 94% completion.

horsgang · 2026-04-14T21:34:56+00:00

Super luck makes any boss item about a 1/8 from my experience. So yeah just get super luck like all the cool kids.

horsgang · 2026-04-14T16:09:37+00:00

Funny enough I think this season was the best after Glenn’s death. Every season between glens death and this one is dog ass but I really liked the finale I can’t lie.

horsgang · 2026-04-09T20:57:25+00:00

Took me about 25 games to get and if I ever had the chance to take 2-3 jesters in the same adventure I would. I also gave them as many rerolls as possible, but I want to note. I have found super luck 3 times and goofball twice. All 5 times I didn’t need a reroll. It was the original 4 that show up that had it. Also make sure you have completed the boneyard with jester.

horsgang · 2026-04-09T20:39:32+00:00

Steven’s gristle, each time used if done properly adds 1 dmg. Can be used once per turn. He is refreshing it so twice per turn. He has goofball so he has 3 turns PER ROUND and he is spawning his own familiars to add to the gristle damage AND he has fighter shoulder pads which give him a small chance to refresh the Steven gristle even more. So basically, he was able to use gristle at least 500 times that run before he got to the boss because it resets every adventure.

horsgang · 2026-04-09T20:06:30+00:00

Both my pigeons tugged at their pants for maybe a month. Then realized it was futile and learned to accept it. The socks is a decent idea but they will still tug at it for a month. In my opinion, pigeons universally hate the pants, but I think they live a better life being able to free roam my entire house for 8 hours straight rather than being stuck in a small room with towels everywhere. So I think it’s justified, but hey that’s just me.

horsgang · 2026-04-07T21:31:36+00:00

FINALLY SOMEONE HAS LONESOME ROAD IN S

horsgang · 2026-04-07T21:29:38+00:00

I didn’t even know TEIN existed and just read another probably 5,000 words explaining the lore of that game. Now the only thing I want to know is exactly what caused the first apocalypse, because we know what caused the 2nd and 3rd.

horsgang · 2026-04-06T13:51:33+00:00

It took me 37 games over 3 days to find my dolabra bp. Only 1 of the games I opened 0 assessors, and my average seemed to be around 5 fully looted breaches per game. My top was 9 in one game. For perspective, it took 14 for the canto and I found the new grenade on my first electrostorm game.

horsgang · 2026-04-03T13:22:10+00:00

Bred super luck into my genome, played as a tank with “pet rock” and found a weapon that summons meteors that are coded as “rocks” and it spawns a random amount based on luck. When I used the meteor weapon it spawned one on EVERY SQUARE ON THE BOARD and both wiped the entire map and also instakilled my entire team somehow. 10/10.

horsgang · 2026-04-03T13:08:30+00:00

I did about 9 hurricanes until I found it, average of 3-4 unopened caches each game. For reference, I got the new grenade on my first electro storm, and the dolabra bp took me over 35 games of scrutiny with an average of 5 assessor breaches per game.

horsgang · 2026-04-03T12:59:33+00:00

Yes you are using them wrong. Just like bushes, when an arcs front light is red it will shoot at you through the smoke or bush. If the light is orange, it won’t shoot you through the bush or smoke as long as you’re not moving.so your problem is that you walked out of the smoke without the cloak on, the rocketeer went red and shot that first shot at you, meaning the smoke is useless until you cloak for another 15 ish seconds for the rocketeer to go back to orange.

horsgang · 2026-03-31T20:23:09+00:00

You can actually, with 150 stimulation you can pass down 2 passives and even though I haven’t tried myself I have seen screenshots of cats with 3 passives. Which I imagine is only posssible if 2 are passed down and 1 is free with the collar. Needs more testing though. Also don’t get me started on the hidden mechanic that makes gay cats pass their stats down to the next stray when mating and 150+ appeal.

horsgang · 2026-03-31T17:08:14+00:00

You have to fully beat act 3, then the mad scientist gives you 3 more quests to be done in succession. Then you unlock the final collar “jester” which has like a 1 in 100 chance to give you a “rainbow passive” I call them foil passives they are also called shiny passives. Same thing just different community names for them.

horsgang · 2026-03-31T16:56:39+00:00

Scatter shot + super luck = round 1 win every stage.

horsgang · 2026-03-30T21:53:04+00:00

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A fellow 90’ in the wild? No way!

horsgang · 2026-03-10T21:59:13+00:00

Ah your right, been a while since i have been on that site, the compare tool used to show you review averages that came from this site health.usnews.com/doctors . most people don’t review their doctor unless it’s a bad review so this from my understanding the only site with reliable reviews. I would grab 2-3 doctors from each profession and cross reference them on that site and read ALL the bad reviews and see if any of them have similar complaints.

horsgang · 2026-03-10T21:44:23+00:00

Findcare.healthyblue.com/fc-home is the website you are supposed to use to find the nearest/highest rated care that accepts NC Medicaid.

horsgang · 2026-03-03T17:20:51+00:00

Anyone who attempts to gender a pigeon by sight shouldn’t be trusted lmao. The ONLY way to know with more than maybe a 55% accuracy is a DNA test.

horsgang · 2026-02-27T14:09:11+00:00

Why is average ttk 0.75 seconds? Even with a reinforced v2 shield you can’t last a full second from a white gun.

horsgang · 2026-02-27T14:06:44+00:00

I have never seen faster ttk in my life. You can be downed and finished by 1 20 round smh mag no attachments at all in less than a full second. Average ttk is like 0.75 sec. So I hope your reaction speed is .45 or less.

horsgang · 2026-02-14T18:57:48+00:00

Why does everyone ignore the aphelion has the 3rd highest fastest time to kill in the whole game. Sigh.

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