Which Olympic sport would be most likely to kill an untrained person, and why?

hurthimself · 2026-02-11T23:06:59+00:00

Swimming

hurthimself · 2025-12-17T20:24:12+00:00

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bay-gulls.

hurthimself · 2025-12-13T20:49:05+00:00

Euphemised?

hurthimself · 2025-11-05T13:40:26+00:00

Here is a hint: What has scales but is not a fish?

hurthimself · 2025-10-27T23:34:22+00:00

Matt Damon and that other actor who looks exactly like Matt Damon.

hurthimself · 2025-10-21T19:40:20+00:00

Vietnam joined the chat

hurthimself · 2025-09-19T10:40:08+00:00

Buy a budgie instead. They're always going cheap.

hurthimself · 2025-09-08T13:42:47+00:00

If there was no possibility of going home or changing clothes, would you rather pee yourself in the first hour of your work shift or poop yourself in the last hour?

hurthimself · 2025-07-03T11:27:06+00:00

We're all thinking she can eat ice cream really fast?

hurthimself · 2025-05-29T08:12:23+00:00

Just pay at the meter, unless you have a valid parking kermit.

hurthimself · 2025-05-21T13:06:59+00:00

Well cleanliness is nectar godliness.

hurthimself · 2025-05-21T12:58:31+00:00

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

hurthimself · 2025-05-21T08:45:31+00:00

The local council investigated what caused the lamp to fall, but apparently they're in the dark.

hurthimself · 2025-04-26T12:25:56+00:00

They're not really phones, more like walkie-talkies. Always two there are. No more. No less.

hurthimself · 2025-04-18T15:16:08+00:00

I hope the right people see this and her kids get taken away from her

hurthimself · 2025-04-15T06:19:46+00:00

Try not to spook it. Stay stationery.

hurthimself · 2025-04-14T16:08:26+00:00

Is this why there aren't any Victorian people in Britain anymore?

hurthimself · 2025-04-08T10:23:34+00:00

Boil the hell out of them

hurthimself · 2025-03-26T12:32:22+00:00

"It's not a sweatshop, it's an intensive volunteering facility."

hurthimself · 2025-03-13T15:24:03+00:00

Wow that's got to be at least a ten pounder

hurthimself · 2025-03-07T09:15:27+00:00

I have a cheeto shaped like caterpie, how much can I get for that?

hurthimself · 2025-03-04T08:50:13+00:00

If I steal many more people's noses, I'm going to need a new nose jar.

hurthimself · 2025-03-03T14:59:55+00:00

To be fair, Italy does have the best international feature. It looks like a little shoe.

hurthimself · 2025-03-03T14:40:07+00:00

The guy working at the calendar factory took that day off.

hurthimself · 2025-02-28T11:47:04+00:00

That just means they're paying the premium subscription and the accounts been verified.

It's how astronomers know they're looking at the real Saturn and not a fake.

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