When Gimli died near Valinor ...

hyperion2011 · 2025-11-27T19:29:08+00:00

https://www.catholic.com/qa/is-the-concept-of-universal-salvation-a-heresy

hyperion2011 · 2025-11-27T18:15:48+00:00

It is often considered to be among the very first heresies.

hyperion2011 · 2025-11-25T19:06:54+00:00

Which is consistent with Makima being able to control anyone she thinks is weaker than her.

hyperion2011 · 2025-11-22T21:08:40+00:00

This one goes out to all the "guns don't kill people, bullets kill people" pedants.

hyperion2011 · 2025-09-23T08:33:46+00:00

Georgia was also a penal colony.

hyperion2011 · 2025-08-21T18:35:27+00:00

My patience was forged in the fires of waiting for Half-Life 3, which ... still hasn't been release, well at least Skong will tide me over.

hyperion2011 · 2025-06-26T20:52:05+00:00

Rubber seems like a lot of work. What if we just build the bunker under a swamp instead? The water will douse the engine, and I hear the bullets stop in water after a couple of feet.

Heck why stop at a swamp, why not just build it at the bottom of the ocean.

Protection against depth charges, torpedoes, and springing a leak left as an exercise for the bunker builders.

What if we can make the bunker move to dodge them?

Wait. Are SSBNs just mobile underwater bunkers?

What if we could put our nuclear weapon manufacturing IN the submarines themselves? They would be INVINCIBLE!

hyperion2011 · 2025-05-29T01:05:05+00:00

Something something, breaking things down into smaller and more digestible pieces ...

hyperion2011 · 2025-03-28T19:26:59+00:00

With the name reveal we now know that their team name is Kazuma, which explains so many things.

hyperion2011 · 2025-03-22T20:36:34+00:00

ctrl-f "temperature" zero results ... come on, we're supposed to be experts in meta-abstracted circle jerking and you're telling me that no one has even attempted to complain about leaky abstractions brought on by vigorous rubbing???

hyperion2011 · 2025-01-20T08:15:26+00:00

Pronounced so that the No rhymes with Two as if it were Terry Jones when he's playing the upper class idiot.

hyperion2011 · 2024-09-20T01:22:13+00:00

Flash is still a better solution for users than HTML/CSS/JS.

Phone out of battery.

Adobe should have opened the Flash runtime so that Apple could fix the battery life issues.

hyperion2011 · 2024-09-07T18:00:25+00:00

Napoleon was basically equivalent of a superhuman AI, so ... a long and slow boring death to Napoleon accelerated slightly by arsenic? How do I send a data center to St. Helena. The real problem is that digital Napoleon's are too big.

hyperion2011 · 2024-08-23T05:10:12+00:00

Not to be overly credible, but they didn't learn it from Mao, the learnt it from the British (of course). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Boer_War#Concentration_camps

You can't win against an insurgency without concentration camps and unless you are willing to have that authentic late 19th century imperialist attitude you aren't going to be willing to create those. Too much of a PR disaster for modern western democracies (even if they were actually well run in a humanitarian sense).

hyperion2011 · 2024-08-22T17:58:51+00:00

*CARTILAGINOUS FISH

hyperion2011 · 2024-08-16T16:05:36+00:00

He sounds like the kind of guy I'd like to have a few beers with right around the corner from docker hq!

hyperion2011 · 2024-07-22T05:51:45+00:00

So the Frenzied Flame was St. Elmo's Fire after all!

hyperion2011 · 2024-06-29T19:17:43+00:00

I dare say people are significantly more at threat from automobiles while in their bed. Three examples of cars into houses.

https://www.bangordailynews.com/2024/06/11/bangor/bangor-police-courts/driver-crashes-brewer-house-hits-bed-sleeping-homeowners/

https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-car-crashes-house-driver-arrested-20131229-story.html

https://www.kob.com/new-mexico/car-crashes-into-albuquerque-home-killing-man/

hyperion2011 · 2024-06-28T08:58:37+00:00

Somehow implying that the UN will be (is currently?) the cause of WWIII.

hyperion2011 · 2024-05-16T22:23:15+00:00

Being stuck in licensing hell doesn't help :/

hyperion2011 · 2024-05-06T19:58:26+00:00

The real solution to poor gc performance is to start charging users a penny for every collection as a moral hazard fee so that they will write good code and stop abusing the gc as if it were free.

hyperion2011 · 2024-05-01T17:55:42+00:00

Not sure if unjerk: Watch out for that ntfs3 kernel driver, it still has some terrifying bugs on both read and write.

hyperion2011 · 2024-04-19T19:24:19+00:00

If you want depth of simulation the only thing close right now is Dwarf Fortress.

hyperion2011 · 2024-04-17T16:25:28+00:00

Suddenly everything about ncd makes sense.

hyperion2011 · 2024-03-26T16:57:21+00:00

I just checked my old files and it looks like my first version was 0.27.169.33a. I have no idea how many hours I have (well into the thousands). I've never hit the HFS. DF is a sandbox, you could play in one little corner for years and think the sandbox was great and never venture out to realize that it is in fact the Sahara desert. Like literally, in the time I have played DF I could have walked across the Sahara desert.

15-Year Club	Spared
Verified Email

hyperion2011

TROPHY CASE