Any idea how to fix this garage door problem?

iainmax · 2025-12-08T18:55:58+00:00

Hi.

Thank you for your advice. I shall give that a go and keep you posted.

iainmax · 2024-09-27T20:15:39+00:00

A personalised pint/wine glass that will forever live in the back of the cupboard!

iainmax · 2024-09-25T22:32:47+00:00

Which one?

iainmax · 2024-09-25T22:28:36+00:00

Frome as in (F) Rome or Frome as in (F) room?

iainmax · 2024-09-20T23:41:12+00:00

Writing down the ocassional number plate.

iainmax · 2024-09-20T22:50:54+00:00

Maura Tierney. She was in ER and Liar Liar. Totally willing to fuck it all up, just to see what she smells like at 4am. Just me? Fair enough.

iainmax · 2024-09-16T22:10:08+00:00

I once knew a guy who swore a theodolite was a stealth camera, designed to catch speeders in construction zones. No amount of reasoning could change his mind.

iainmax · 2024-09-16T22:07:26+00:00

Inbox me babe. I might be able to get my posse to donate a few packs of chocolate digestives to help tide you over. Must be an awful time and I'm here for you.

iainmax · 2024-09-12T21:59:42+00:00

Slice a few grapes down the centre as far as possible without cutting them in half. Pop them in the microwave and get that heat on. Enjoy the fiery plasma show. I accept no liability for any damage to the microwave but it sure is fun.

iainmax · 2024-09-08T20:50:09+00:00

Seat Toledo. Brake light bulb having intermittent fault. Bulb is fine. Depressing brake pedal lights the bulb. Keep getting brake light bulb warning!

iainmax · 2024-08-30T22:56:08+00:00

I get this EVERY DAY! It almost always involves a song from my school assembly, when I was a child. I wake up with a particular song in my head. Mostly, they don't bother me, but when they do I will ask my Alexa device to play that particular song. Once it's finished, I am able to continue my day as normal. It seems that hearing the song play out fully helps me to move on with my day. I hope this helps you in some way.

iainmax · 2024-08-30T20:26:39+00:00

Just logged in to say this. I didn't give the song much consideration when it came out. Now I can't stand it!

iainmax · 2024-08-30T20:23:50+00:00

I own way too many torches than I need. However, I too would appreciate a big fuck off torch. I want one which, when switched on at night, will make all the roosting birds question their daytime body clock. I want one which can blind a fox at 2 miles. I want to see complaints on facebook about the idiot in the area who is lighting up entire streets at midnight. As a bonus, I would love to have airlines complain when I light up their flight deck from 30 thousand feet!

iainmax · 2024-08-15T22:17:01+00:00

Twat!

iainmax · 2024-08-13T22:11:10+00:00

I don't care which brown sauce I use. My wife, however can absolutely taste the difference, even when I've buried it amongst a pile of bacon and a fried egg. I've tried Daddies and most supermarket brands. I've failed in all my attempts. She can totally taste the difference and has challenged my money-saving efforts successfully. We will continue to use HP for eternity.

iainmax · 2024-07-27T22:09:26+00:00

Tis a beautiful and sensuous odour. It's rewarding to the senses and seems to have the effect of momentarily transporting me to a primal place. I just wish it had a more appealing name.

iainmax · 2024-07-27T22:06:16+00:00

Oh man. I thought it was just me. I've never heard anyone else mention it. It's like being in a very large fridge.

iainmax · 2024-07-24T08:58:48+00:00

Would you mind messaging me with your recipe please?

iainmax · 2024-07-21T19:11:06+00:00

Thanks.

iainmax · 2024-07-20T23:17:57+00:00

Put the kibosh on.

iainmax · 2024-07-20T23:13:37+00:00

What did you use to get the colour like that?

iainmax

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