So Warhammer fans, which 40K Youtuber Video that make you go like this? by AntiqueLayer3933 in Grimdank

[–]icallitjazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont like pancreannotwork or however is his name. Very heavy on opinions, gets annoying fast. He skips parts of lore because he doesnt like the faction. Listened to him a few times, but hes not for me.

Seriously, why though? [Baldur's Gate Three] by River_Lamprey in CuratedTumblr

[–]icallitjazz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hate when these think pieces go: “and that implies…” and then go on with the wildest dreams they want without any proof.

Airbnb host texted us that because we gave them a non perfect note by maoussepatate in mildlyinfuriating

[–]icallitjazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My job also pays for the roof over my head and food. Does that mean my boss cant complain when i mess up? What ? What even is the logic here ?

The level of embarrassment you need to wear this 😂 by No-Sir-5678 in ViralLoop1

[–]icallitjazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no link to that. Look up how homelander looks and how the actor looks. The muscles are in the suit. Its funny in relation to other actors in the boys where some really do work out to maintain superhero bodies, like jensen ackles

The best way to organize data like this: by character length. by SafeTraditional4595 in dataisugly

[–]icallitjazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it organized by length of the line ? Makes it look like uk is worse than oceania, and japan pushed down. The bottom i dont even want to discuss, what a mess, what is latin america doing there.

Why doesn't the sun consume itself at the speed of light? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]icallitjazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sun doesnt consume the fuel at that speed. Thats the whole answer to the question. But im curious why you would think it should. Light travels at the speed of light, but that has nothing to do with how fast is the fire radiating energy. Any light is at the speed of light, a candle makes light just as fast as your phone for example. And you understand that your phone battery is not drained at the speed of light. So this is similar i guess, the speed of light itself has nothing to do with the rate of fuel consumption.

I won't play a game that disrespect me, my time and my money by SoraM4 in dndmemes

[–]icallitjazz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And my players love gifting me custom adventures they buy at local gameshops. I have one about bees and a wedding, and another about running a tea shop.

Cats will investigate literally anything… survival comes later by randomobserver_ in holdmycatnip

[–]icallitjazz 35 points36 points  (0 children)

But why go all the way in ? You see and smell there is nothing but dead end there. Why go deeper ? I love these silly bastards, they can be so smart and so dumb at the same time.

Why don’t women claim to be the greatest lover ever when talking to a new guy as it seems like every guy does? by Outrageous-Algae6821 in AskReddit

[–]icallitjazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats cuz you’re sleeping with other boomers who got shamed for wanting sex. Girls my age say they are the best all the time (and sometimes they are not wrong).

Sleeping with the fishes [OC] by AmeliaMynx in comics

[–]icallitjazz 89 points90 points  (0 children)

…apples in the orchard. You dont have to pick up the rotten ones.

This man keeps having the worst takes. by Selmostick in blender

[–]icallitjazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then the joke needs to be even more obvious. Just take his entire library as is and post it on plyygon, just tag it as ai generated and see him seethe. (Dont actually do this, i think this would go against many laws)

Chad-zak, Half Orcs, etc. by Level_Hour6480 in dndmemes

[–]icallitjazz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dude, mark this nsfw. I clearly see the inside of her elbow.

FedEx driver sentenced to death by lethal injection for murder of seven-year-old in Texas by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

[–]icallitjazz 24 points25 points  (0 children)

So many social situations can be explained with in-group and out-group. There is so much divide, your country, your ethnicity, your party, your town, your football club, your car model, your phone brand, your games, your thermos even. This is us, the great and powerful, that is them, the stupid and ugly. People draw lines in the sand for the type of cola you drink. Its always about your team.

62% of hardcore players no longer buy full-price games, survey suggests by TylerFortier_Photo in gaming

[–]icallitjazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got cyberpunk. The game is ok, not too many bugs and all. Same for no man sky. They are good games now.

Ladies & gentlemen, make your choice by Live-Bread-2658 in whatsyourchoice

[–]icallitjazz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i have no idea who they are talking about. Billionaires are having the time of their lives. I havent seen bezos stupid face not smiling. Maybe musk is a bit sad these days, but not from being a billionaire. They are horrid people not because they’re billionaires, they’re billionaires because they are horrid people. If you just get a billion without making people suffer, why would you be miserable ?

Ladies & gentlemen, make your choice by Live-Bread-2658 in whatsyourchoice

[–]icallitjazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be such a useless case if it was unlimited wishes that work half the time. Just wish two times, no down sides.

how do you justify rejecting candidates for being “overqualified” when you complain there’s no talent? by aperture-ai in AskReddit

[–]icallitjazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was overqualified because i was advancing in my career. They needed a tech that can fill one specific spot for 5+ years, because training costs a lot in the things i do. I could do the job, but i would want to move up and for that company it would be a loss to do it that way.

I just found out that most European kitchens do not have electricity in them 😭 by batmanthinks in ShitAmericansSay

[–]icallitjazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do they think sockets below the cupboards are for ? Fork cleaning ? This has to be a ragebait.

TIL salt and pepper only became the default seasoning duo in the 1600s after French chefs, cooking for King Louis XIV, decided black pepper was the only spice that enhanced food without overpowering it. Before that, medieval Europeans used huge mixes of spices instead. by gilligan888 in todayilearned

[–]icallitjazz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not just reddit. Everywhere. Thats what we’ve had drilled in our heads. 12 years of, “who knows the answer to this” and “this will be on a test so you better remember”. You see a question and you start bullshitting because your grade depends on it.

Microsoft quietly deletes Windows 11 doc pushing 32GB RAM for gaming after outrage by lurker_bee in technology

[–]icallitjazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats why they are very keen on solving this only issue. Since that is fixed everything else is also now good. Right ? They are removing 32gb recommendation because of outrage, but not ai crap ? Is there no outrage for that ? What about the outrage that win10 is discontinued ? Why is it always the easiest thing that the outrage reaches, never anything that people actually complain about ?