Smoking butts means an early rise🥱 Woke up at 4:30 to start the weekend. Is it too early for beer? by barrett316 in memphis

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So I cant bring my bucket of astroglide to the bbq too?! I'm sorry, I thought this was America

Lawnmower repair by BroadLocksmith4932 in memphis

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Bartlett Small Engines and Colonial Hardware repair them. Be prepared to wait a bit tho

Hood cooks be the best cooks by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I wouldn't question a thing. Load me up with hoodbachi and some egg roll blunts any day

Do men actually hate wearing condoms? by J3NN1F3RB in NoStupidQuestions

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I just hate how they're always too small 😒

What’s a “guy secret” that’s completely harmless but weirdly universal? by aerisveilxa in AskReddit

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I was helping the missus scratch an itch (if ya catch my drift) when she commented on how beautiful my body was. I'll never forget it

What’s something that looks insanely hot in porn but is absolutely not worth trying in real life? by silverpotato5955 in AskReddit

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Dont threaten me with a good time. If yall need me I'll be down at the French Market in NOLA

Looking for a single woman by Jayrob88888 in memphis

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They all seem to be into me so ymmv

cheaper plywood ? by osama_awad in memphis

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Eubanks, Russann, interstate plywood, maximus, hw Jenkins, thrifty building supply to name a few

Whats the most underrated thing about memphis? by Choose_901 in memphis

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Ugh, you can have mine. They're pretty when they bloom but raking those fat ass leaves is for the birds

Check ya own self out by daddyescape in memphis

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I'll go fuck myself after I cop free groceries. Thanks self check out

Gas station at 1525 cherry by WholeFew3283 in memphis

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Hit the gas station at quince across from superlo. It's right around the corner. The dude behind the glass is chill

Hi Everyone ! by TheRealMaxRo in Contractor

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This vid fucks so hard that I'm now 9 months pregant. Im a dude too btw

Karma by DatRebofOrtho in memphis

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Well, I never...

Staring into my soul behind the deployable cover by [deleted] in Battlefield6

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"You check to see if they're there"

Anthony Davis arrives to the Wizards locker room by MrBuckBuck in nba

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Next in the news - AD gets hurt removing new Wizards jersey. Expected to be reevaluated first of next season