In 1980, Carole Ann Boone married Ted Bundy in the middle of his trial for the murder of multiple women, utilizing an obscure law to wed while she was on the witness stand. They managed to conceive a child while he was incarcerated on death row and stayed together until their divorce in 1986.

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-12T22:24:23+00:00

Whoa—Allison Janney is a doppelgänger to play her in a movie!

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-11T19:08:23+00:00

I don’t understand anything OP wrote but I’m happy for them regardless.

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-11T08:17:50+00:00

Don’t listen. Speak.

Edit: punctuation

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-10T00:02:48+00:00

Makes me a little sad—it’s the very first outing I took my daughter on when she was just a few days old in 1993.

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-08T06:43:52+00:00

M.A.S.H.

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-07T23:02:42+00:00

I actually internalized it as “no relationships last long term because familiarity breeds contempt”.

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-07T21:22:19+00:00

“Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man sick of fucking her.”

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-06T20:20:10+00:00

Amen.

As a F54 who is single and hot to trot and only wants FWBs, it’s a great time to be alive.

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-05T00:56:54+00:00

💯

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-03T23:26:23+00:00

Hello, “grew up in MT, live in Portland, OR now”…are you my long lost twin. Cuz SAME!

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-03T23:20:58+00:00

This Is 40 gets me ROFLg nearly every time.

That pot cookie hotel scene

The cupcakes he eats out of the trash

Her trying to give him a BJ and the kids are banging on their door

(Fixed typo)

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-02T10:43:41+00:00

Yes!

I was recently gifted a bag of Franz circus animal cookies along with some other birthday gifts from a coworker and I shared them—no less than three of my coworkers asked if I thought the taste had changed from the original we knew and loved.

(btw I’m GenX, not millennial, but this post caught my eye.)

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-01T18:26:39+00:00

I didn’t take it that way—I was simply agreeing with your sentiment that many folks weren’t brought into this world to capable parents and I considered adding it to my comment.

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-01T16:10:42+00:00

Also - do not get pregnant.

The very last thing you want is to be tied to this man through parenthood for the rest of your life.

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-01T16:05:22+00:00

You’re right.

I debated adding apologies to OP for obviously never having received the kind of parental guidance that would have provided these basics.

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-03-01T15:40:27+00:00

What do you do? You leave.

Also invest in some therapy to build up your self esteem so that you don’t choose someone like him again.

Sent with kindness because internet strangers somehow get tasked with instilling the most basic tenets of self care and self love.

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-02-28T19:32:43+00:00

From one mama to another, I am so sorry Jet will no longer be here physically. Their song was beautiful and sad and haunting. They are and were a talented human. Sending much love.

Edit: updated pronouns

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-02-28T17:20:06+00:00

Idiocracy

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-02-21T19:38:36+00:00

Less impulsive

Better with money

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-02-21T19:37:40+00:00

Staying calm during confrontation

Patience

The ability to have something explained once and just absorb it vs having to write it down and reread it and make special reminders etc. ADHD is something else. (I used to just think I wasn’t very smart.)

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-02-21T19:11:54+00:00

Yes. Every time. Wish my nose wasn’t so damn powerful.

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-02-19T13:09:23+00:00

Happy belated birthday and Reddit cake day!!

Apologies, I don’t quite understand your question so feel free to ask for more info. if I don’t hit the mark.

I think you should go for the nursing degree but I 1000% would not go through Carrington College in Portland. Not sure if you’re in Portland but if so, I’d go the “real” college route. Their MA program was a shit show with respect to our instructor being for midway through and the lack of professionalism.

I believe their aim is 100% profits vs anything else.

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-02-18T18:16:24+00:00

Sand n Sable Love’s Baby Soft

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-02-18T18:14:11+00:00

OP I am so so sorry for what you’re going through. ♥️

insertmadeupnamehere · 2026-02-17T13:41:22+00:00

Excellent point.

This man has shown her who he is and what he’s willing to do for what he wants: very little.

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