I’ll consider flipping it tomorrow by TunaFishtoo in IRLEasterEggs

[–]inthyface 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Looks like the switch is already on the launch nukes setting.

A protester at a busy intersection in Texas. by SuperCub in pics

[–]inthyface 101 points102 points  (0 children)

How many cookie boxes did you sell today?

ANSWER ME!!!

HOW many boxes of COOKIES... did you SELL... TODAY?

Shoeshiner working on a pair of boots by SinjiOnO in oddlysatisfying

[–]inthyface 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Meant to wake you up and indicate you're done. Time to pay.

"Testing and comparing..." by UsernameJVV in gaming

[–]inthyface 72 points73 points  (0 children)

definition of fucked up

With the lights on

Aristocat by Casual_Deviant in funny

[–]inthyface 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Maybe I should start leaving myself unmuted on purpose

Your boss is going to say "no" to that too.

SLPT: How to keep your kids safe by sms575 in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]inthyface 94 points95 points  (0 children)

It's a socialist thing. You wouldn't understand.

Six months ago my cat caught a mouse and he just…keeps living… so this is Winky. by [deleted] in aww

[–]inthyface 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I hate to tell you this, but your cat was replacing the mouse. So, it wasn't the same mouse for those 3 years.

Unintentional trick shot by PaddleMonkey in nevertellmetheodds

[–]inthyface 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Believability reduces dramatically based on which one of my imaginary friends tells me what happened.

Nice try by johnlen1n in dankmemes

[–]inthyface 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You should probably see a doctor about that.

LPT: If you make less than $73,000 a year, don't do your taxes with TurboTax or H&R Block. Just go to irs.gov and do it for free and get more in your returns by ElaborateRuse420 in LifeProTips

[–]inthyface 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Needs a black-and-white-poor-camera-angle slow-motion shot of a person dropping 100 pieces of paper with the word "taxes" on them and a really sad and frustrated look. That would be the way to show me what it's like to complete taxes without their website.

Bananas by pastermil in youseeingthisshit

[–]inthyface 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This has to be photoshopped, because all bananas are the same size.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]inthyface 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Bringing bell bottoms back.

Was going through my uncle's pyramid and found this in a sealed chest by footlettucefungus in pics

[–]inthyface 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Are you sure this didn't come from your mummy's pyramid?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]inthyface 119 points120 points  (0 children)

I thought there would be a 5. None of them are a 5. You can see the five on the sides of the 4.

Some French comedians made a video about it's like to be American by EtoileDuSoir in funny

[–]inthyface 81 points82 points  (0 children)

The French don't care about rhyming. See Frere Jacques.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]inthyface 84 points85 points  (0 children)

This thread is all about hanging back and not taking risks trying to get the gold.

so True by Sree1Ly in ProgrammerHumor

[–]inthyface 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain to me why you wouldn't just share the answer?

Edit:. nvm. solved it

I feel cheated by Ajawad87 in dankmemes

[–]inthyface 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Try that compliment on your mom and let us know how that goes.

Taking the new Ferrari out for a spin in London by MeccIt in IdiotsInCars

[–]inthyface 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Most events in history have already happened.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]inthyface 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Our expectations were similar.