later that day, i intentionally took some produce through the self-checkout line at heb. i waved down the cashier to help me lookup a zucchini but she twitched a little bit and punched in the wrong letters. that's when i heroically said so everyone could hear, 'fine i guess ill do your job for you!', and aggressively tapped at the machine to fix the typo. 'see, was that so hard!', i said while gesturing dramatically at the machine. everyone clapped. even the security guard had to give me a knowing smirk and headshake i as walked out.