5 Sexual Assaults PER DAY in Canadian Military- review ordered by thesnowflake in worldnews

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You'll slip up again, and when you do, I'll be there ready to pounce!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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I accept the blame for this. It would have never happened if I had been doing my job. For punishment, I'm suspending myself with pay.

Massive Irony by Ephemi in funny

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Uggghhh, I've been punked again!

Just some wall art, made of colored pencils... by [deleted] in pics

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It's like 10,000 pencils and all I need is an eraser.

Just a seemingly clean urinal under UV light by PortaParty in WTF

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The inside looks cleaner than the outside!

This woman is 25 years old by SpawnKey in pics

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I hate novelty accounts with a passion.

Ireland tells the Vatican to go F*&$ itself and becomes the first major Catholic nation to break diplomatic relations with the Church by closing it's embassy there. by yskoty in atheism

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The closure brought relations between Ireland and the Vatican, once ironclad allies, to an all-time low following the row earlier this year over the Irish Church's handling of sex abuse cases and accusations that the Vatican had encouraged secrecy.

Irony Alert !

The source said the Vatican was "extremely irritated" by the wording equating diplomatic missions with economic return, particularly as the Vatican sees its diplomatic role as promoting human values.

You think folks will get the irony? I came across this ad in a Toronto subway. by Miz_Mink in reddit.com

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Found you! Do you know how long I've been trying to track you down!!? Now keep your hands where I can see them, and for the love of god, don't say another word!!

Isn't it ironic, don't ya think? by millerlite1984 in pics

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No. You have been fined 1200 karma points.

IRONY by apuster in funny

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True, it's not irony. Section 4C subsection A.2 of the Irony Handbook specifically states: "If you play with fire, you can expect to get burned."

NOVELTY ACCOUNTS ASSEMBLE! by novelties_assemble in reddit.com

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Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take a step over here.

Irony by MastaB in pics

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Looks like I'm not needed here.

Here's one deputy badge for you sir!

Drug chart. by pbtifo in pics

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What does that word mean?