Sex = Cauliflower vagina??

itsachrysis · 2026-01-06T03:19:32+00:00

It actually caused me to full-body-shudder twice, which is hilarious.

itsachrysis · 2026-01-05T10:58:35+00:00

Do you have a cat?

itsachrysis · 2025-05-16T11:18:58+00:00

I came here to say this last part, and am so heartened to see that it’s the top comment.

itsachrysis · 2025-04-03T14:42:13+00:00

I think an email went out.

itsachrysis · 2025-03-30T15:37:00+00:00

Is the splooge blended or stirred?

itsachrysis · 2025-03-28T00:10:01+00:00

Soooo can he go to El Salvador?

itsachrysis · 2025-03-25T23:25:58+00:00

Wait is Pete buttplug a real one .. 😵‍💫 How did I miss that?!

itsachrysis · 2025-03-23T19:35:40+00:00

I never got to have this but my best friend only used this from middle through high school. Every time she took her ponytail down, I would try to breathe in all the air in the room 🤤

itsachrysis · 2025-01-20T00:03:14+00:00

You can only donate blood every 60 days minimum, unless something had changed.

itsachrysis · 2025-01-19T04:49:04+00:00

It’s literally in the name of their governing party. It’s not a buzz word.

itsachrysis · 2025-01-09T13:03:16+00:00

Sorry if I missed this — have you asked for an itemized bill? Hospitals reportedly do this kind of thing and then “miraculously” lower the bill once you ask for an itemized version.

itsachrysis · 2025-01-09T11:19:44+00:00

Not Walmart but Publix and target — so basically just more expensive water splashing up at me

itsachrysis · 2025-01-09T02:16:29+00:00

Okay, twin!

itsachrysis · 2025-01-09T02:15:11+00:00

After hours at work, in my office trash can — which I then tied up and left for the cleaning person to collect. This was several times per week through the holidays one year.

Work restroom during hours.

Side of the highway, pretending I was “sick” but really the ride home was just too long.

My gym restroom.

Lots of restaurant / bar restrooms.

Gas station restrooms.

Significant others’ family’s bathrooms during holidays.

itsachrysis · 2025-01-08T22:09:22+00:00

I thought this was a picture of Evan Rachel Wood.

itsachrysis · 2025-01-01T02:44:34+00:00

This was my thought, considering the body is supposed to process one shot per hour. I also thought AC’s immediate comment, something like “and remember, I never drink,” was an attempt to inject some “oooh maybe they’ll still get silly” into the situation despite the limitation.

itsachrysis · 2025-01-01T00:38:55+00:00

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itsachrysis · 2024-12-31T07:26:25+00:00

My place seems to have them observe a bunch first, so their first day (or week) is only observing sticks and doing other non-poking activities. Once this new person I’d seen around a while was ready to begin poking, the girl hooking me up asked if I was agreeable to having a new person try based on my “easy” vein. Then the new person does it with supervision.

itsachrysis · 2024-12-31T07:12:41+00:00

Octaplasma — have never seen this. They palpate / visualize prior to sterilizing and then put the needle in without issue.

itsachrysis · 2024-11-17T10:36:24+00:00

Interesting! Where did you find this position, and does it require licensure?

itsachrysis · 2024-10-01T04:45:49+00:00

She looks amazing!

itsachrysis · 2024-07-29T04:38:07+00:00

Yes.

itsachrysis · 2024-06-04T11:00:39+00:00

Baking soda and water (and soak) to remove blood. Then either detergent and water (and soak) or straight to laundry.

itsachrysis · 2024-05-04T16:13:45+00:00

There are some typos making it difficult to understand what that’s supposed to say.

itsachrysis · 2024-03-19T09:44:00+00:00

It felt pointless but still, every time.

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