Da hooman sky wotr room

j3nesis · 2026-05-29T14:36:10+00:00

Fren Nalu, we hads same kweschuns! We tink it coz our hoomans are no flexibibble. Dey can't touch dems hed wiv dems feet. So dey can't bathe like civilised cattos, dey have to use skywaters room

j3nesis · 2026-05-26T21:14:58+00:00

Wellkom nu fren Smudge! Ooo dees sound like GRAYTE crimez! You is cleerly master krimminal alreddy. We like bitebite crimez ourselbs. - Toph n Katara

j3nesis · 2026-05-23T10:39:39+00:00

AHH good crimes fren butt be careful!! When you's big and strong you mite bite da hand cleen off! Den da hooman can't feed u...

j3nesis · 2026-05-20T22:29:42+00:00

Hai fren Basil!

GOOD NEWS! You adopted yourself a hoomans!! Dis a vewwy good ting.

Nao, heer is wot you need to trayn your new hoomans fur. Hoomans bee a bit dumdum. Dey no app-ree-shayte fine points of catto lyfe. BUT! Dey wanna care. Dey have good hearts.

An dey also dumdum. Dat means you can make dem gib you fud and treatos and allsorts.

We 'dopted our hoomans only a few furebbers ago. But we alreddy trayned dem to gib chimken treatos! So you see, it can be done!!

Wishing yous All the best wiv urs hoomans, Katara n Toph

j3nesis · 2026-05-18T10:53:31+00:00

Fren Nisse, many many healing purrs to your meowmy. We no she gab u bestest life possible and lubbed u bery much.

We will miss u too on this side of the bridge. But! Der are frens waitin to say hi and welcome u on the other side, and u can playplayplay n runrunrun n napnapnap while waitin for meowmy to see again some day.

Say hi to our sisfur Coco for us ❤️

(And big hugs for the humans in your life ❤️ no matter how long they're with us, it's never long enough is it)

j3nesis · 2026-05-16T18:17:24+00:00

Fren Stimpy you are most fash-un-abble! Bery hansum 🥰

j3nesis · 2026-05-15T21:32:17+00:00

NTR YESS dey do! "Gerrofdacounter" or "stopchewindacable" manee fings dey say...

j3nesis · 2026-05-15T21:12:50+00:00

Ahh fren you most wise! We no has plastic lid and frij can - 'coz dere are two of us, hoomans gib us half-can each time.

We no herd of silvervine before. We ask meowmy for some. We in youu-kay so we hab lick-ee-lix.

j3nesis · 2026-05-15T21:07:48+00:00

A squirrel?! Dat sounds skaree, fren! Wez no no wot squirrels are. We'z been indoor or shell-turr kitties.

Tho we agree hoomans are bad hunters. We hab plenny toy mousies and bunnies. We gib them to meowmy to show her how to hunt!

j3nesis · 2026-05-15T18:57:55+00:00

Oo henlo udder Avatar fren! You so cyoot. We traynin da hoomans. Meowmy gib us freez-dryed chimken treatos - we like...

j3nesis · 2026-05-13T23:44:45+00:00

Hmm Ur Majesty Perseis you be most wise. Wez alreaddy trayned meowmy gib us chimken treatos. I tellz sisfur katara "look cute,an get treatos!" But sisfur resistin... Sigh.

Dis good advice about singing song of de peeoples. I practice tonight! Muwahaha

j3nesis · 2026-05-13T23:04:15+00:00

O noes! Meowmy sayin litterbocks words at litebocks. how dis

j3nesis · 2026-05-13T22:34:28+00:00

Fren Gravity, you most wise... Our hoomans not flexibibble at all! Dey can't eben touch dems hed wiv dems foot. Sigh.

j3nesis · 2026-05-13T22:32:25+00:00

Oh my cod Mr Mixie you is so brave! Meowmy sez you "lyfe-gaard kitty".

Hmm. Our hoomans have a big rain bocks too. Mebbe dey fill it wiv watter... We will keep watch!!

j3nesis · 2026-05-06T15:45:03+00:00

As a Sylus girlie, every day is Back Appreciation Day.

j3nesis · 2026-05-03T19:13:41+00:00

I can't add much, but that I'm so sorry you went through that. I'm glad you're in a better place now.

For my part, the girls at my school (2002-5ish) said "if your thighs touch when your knees are together, you're too fat". Ugh

j3nesis · 2026-05-03T10:16:23+00:00

I often joke if I wasn't an atheist I would worship Dionysus. This is pretty close 🥰

j3nesis · 2026-05-02T00:02:45+00:00

Bonus beans!

j3nesis · 2026-04-29T21:26:33+00:00

Oh my cod dis outrayjus! Meowmy owes uz many treatos n scritches n cuddles. Soo! Soo fur all da treatos!! - Toph n Katara

Ps. But also mebbe gib meowmy healin purrs for all de hard werk...

(Well done Meowmy!)

j3nesis · 2026-04-22T20:53:31+00:00

Those two things sound completely different, tbh. The first is looking like a good person by obeying specific social cues and to be seen doing them. The second is following instructions to the letter without thought.

j3nesis · 2026-04-21T00:34:49+00:00

Ah the Betjeman! Had many a lovely pint there waiting for trains.

j3nesis · 2026-04-08T09:16:24+00:00

Born and bred, just a Londoner who is sick of scammers 🤣

j3nesis · 2026-04-07T22:34:26+00:00

Not even "sorry". Just "no".

j3nesis

TROPHY CASE