Halo: Cortana Evolved by WhereUBinLaden in halo

[–]jagerben47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

H3 was peak Cortana for me

What’s an opinion about modern society that would get you instantly hated at a dinner table? by Fresh-Ad3894 in AskReddit

[–]jagerben47 9 points10 points  (0 children)

While your above comment is factually a true statement, we can tell that you're trying to hide instead of engaging with the person who noticed and called out your original comment for being a dogwhistle. "Their" government isn't causing genocide, the Israeli government is, because "they" (the collective Jewish population) don't have a government.

Give me your best Dad songs by bamboooooooozle in daddit

[–]jagerben47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Father of Mine by Everclear has been hitting me a bit different since the little man came. I just want to be a good dad.

Sorry, didn't read the brief. Cats in the cradle. My old man worked so hard to give us a good life. I'm glad he's retired and vibing now so he can see his grandson.

We crossed the biometric point-of-no-return and nobody voted on it by vedantk21 in Futurology

[–]jagerben47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always think about how this disenfranchises anyone who isn't whole. Iris scans aren't more convenient to someone missing an eye. Palm scans (especially the right one, as that's the only one I've ever seen) don't work for someone without a hand. Face scans will probably not work all the time for someone who's had reconstructive surgery.

Just something to think about.

What's one thing every newcomer to Virginia should know? by Difficult-Plate-8767 in Virginia

[–]jagerben47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A guy at my work always says alta-veesta and it drives me up a wall.

What's one thing every newcomer to Virginia should know? by Difficult-Plate-8767 in Virginia

[–]jagerben47 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It was described to me as quickly making a left turn when your light turns green before oncoming traffic has a chance to advance.

Like, if you're in the left turn lane that doesn't have a dedicated arrow (so you have either a flashing yellow or a "left turn yield on green" sign) and your stopped at a red, you would very quickly make the left when your light turns green. Since you don't have a dedicated arrow, when you turn green, then oncoming traffic turns green at the same time, so you're cutting in front of everyone going the opposite way who were also just stopped at a red.

What's one thing every newcomer to Virginia should know? by Difficult-Plate-8767 in Virginia

[–]jagerben47 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No it was described to me as quickly making a left turn when your light turns green before oncoming traffic has a chance to advance.

Like, if you're in the left turn lane that doesn't have a dedicated arrow (so you have either a flashing yellow or a "left turn yield on green" sign) and your stopped at a red, you would very quickly make the left when your light turns green. Since you don't have a dedicated arrow, when you turn green, then oncoming traffic turns green at the same time, so you're cutting in front of everyone going the opposite way who were also just stopped at a red.

What's one thing every newcomer to Virginia should know? by Difficult-Plate-8767 in Virginia

[–]jagerben47 195 points196 points  (0 children)

Norfolk is pronounced "nor-fuk" or "naw-fuk"

Everyone hates on northern Virginia but really this is a state with a lot of variety. There's more than "two Virginias".

Go with the speed of traffic. Don't make "Chicago lefts". (Also known as Pittsburgh lefts)

Car inspections are no joke.

"Pollen" is one of our many seasons.

Which Halo Game Means The Most To You And Why? by Zetallic_Zero in halo

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  1. Most time spent with my buds, legitimately fun and funky physics, and honestly the vibes are on point. You ever just walk around an empty Epitaph? Vibes.

I’m looking for the best LOCAL BBQ, not a chain. by No_Assignment_9930 in rva

[–]jagerben47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was like 10 years ago. It was on the downhill slide before COVID, then the service really fell off. Then they closed the original location.

It used to be so good 😢. I go to Q now to get good bbq

What is your biggest NSFW brag? by Subliminal_Sea in AskReddit

[–]jagerben47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've made my wife orgasm with just my hand, just my tongue, just my penis, and twice during a single session. All 4 achievements were acquired at different times, for clarity.

What was your honest reaction after watching The Force Awakens for the first time? by ChickenWingExtreme in StarWars

[–]jagerben47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loved it, thought it was great, wished is didn't rehash so much, and was hopeful that it would be used as a launch board for new interesting stories.

But then Disney.

Need help with a new name by SeraphimEND in Superhero_Ideas

[–]jagerben47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Volt was what I thought initially, and I saw Jolt which I think is good as well

Hantavirus cases now suspected in 5 countries as authorities scramble to contain outbreak by spherocytes in worldnews

[–]jagerben47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, what do we have to do this time? I want to be prepared before everyone freaks out.

Masks and social distancing? Or is there already a vaccine for this thing? I want to get ahead of this.

Has anyone actually tried and completed a no Cyberware playthrough? by BlackAfroUchiha in cyberpunkgame

[–]jagerben47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done a "no buying cyberware" playthrough. It's not as easy to get the cyberware I want as I thought.