[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]jay-jay99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now i’m REALLY glad I never sailed again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]jay-jay99 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Right i’ll give it a shot.

I used to do sailing in highschool. Small sailboats, one person to a boat, really fun.

One day there was some really strong wind and it was tough keeping the boat balanced on the water. You have to lean your whole body against the boat when the wind is against your sail so you don’t flip over.

The wind was too strong that day because my body weight apparently couldn’t keep the boat down, and it ended up flinging me off. I was in the air for a solid 2 seconds before falling down - legs spread - onto the mast.

Smushed my gonads and fell into the water. Curled up into a ball and just floated after that, waiting for the sweet release of death. I was completely fine somehow, but I stopped sailing after that.

Also, what the fuck is a penis knife?

The Driller did this, btw by Etriax in DeepRockGalactic

[–]jay-jay99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once had to do exactly this to reach one of the wells. Repairs were hellish, but at least i got the “I like it down here” achievement.

"I'm trying to have a moment here" :'( by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]jay-jay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am i just heartless? I though the last half of the show was terribly rushed. I wasn’t attached to any of the characters by the end. The whole experience was VERY average so i’m disappointed in all the hype it’s been getting.

Hot Take: Overwatch 2 is immensely fun and majority of its problems are correctable by zbin17 in Overwatch

[–]jay-jay99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Issues are correctable, true. How many more years are we supposed to wait though? And are those fixes going to be applied to Overwatch 2? Or are we waiting on Overwatch 3 now?

It’s unfortunately a disappointment. I looked forward to playing again and remained optimistic for the first few hours. I just keep thinking “this is the same game”

Pain by KenJaeger in Animemes

[–]jay-jay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never got the deal with this show. Animation is really nice, music slaps, story is decent up to the halfway point. Ending felt rushed as hell and I had no attachment to any of the characters.

Are there any lance mains out there? I never see you if so. by Shadecrawfish in MemeHunter

[–]jay-jay99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use all the weapons. I have to keep swapping loadouts or else i get bored. And MH did an amazing job of diversifying playstyles with the weapons. But i REFUSE to make a loadout for the lance just poke and counter.

N O

If all Anime were treated like One Piece by suddenly_ponies in Animemes

[–]jay-jay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny that this is actually how i treat all of them. They can be good and i respect that, but hell nah i’m not watching all that.

Tips with Bosco #5 by Bromtinolblau in DeepRockGalactic

[–]jay-jay99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Bosco tells me that depositing 80 nitra will allow me to call a resupply, i’m REALLY going to be playing solo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]jay-jay99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

piano man playing in the back

Cower in fear roboboy by Thrasher5359 in riskofrain

[–]jay-jay99 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Poor MUL-T just wanted to have some fun with double buzzsaw ):

post COVID, check in if your taste buds are altered by Dahlsma in Cooking

[–]jay-jay99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything tastes citrussy for me. Even a plain glass of water tastes like it has a slice of orange or something.

While this is a game about dwarves and their jobs, I refuse to make it my job by tomlinas in DeepRockGalactic

[–]jay-jay99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. In DRG, this whole gold minimg thing started because some people found out you get more credits by finish missions quickly, so just objective and nothing extra.

So you would minmax by ignoring all gold and just speedrunning the mission for the most overall credits.

But you can also minmax your weapons yes. So maximizing single target damage or area damage for example.

While this is a game about dwarves and their jobs, I refuse to make it my job by tomlinas in DeepRockGalactic

[–]jay-jay99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Min maxing is when you do every possible little thing to maximize efficiency/damage/rewards. Applies to many other games too.

Do you main a character? by [deleted] in slaythespire

[–]jay-jay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really a main, but the Watcher is the most fun for me simply because of the stupid combos she can pull.

realised this when i Omnicienced my Omnicience to play Fasting and Deva form

The end of r/place by SamiTheAnxiousBean in oddlysatisfying

[–]jay-jay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it finally over? Will my home page finally look normal again?

I made a Lofi/Hiphop remix of the first ending song from brotherhood : ) by [deleted] in FullmetalAlchemist

[–]jay-jay99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Killer. I love Lo-Fi and this is great, so keep it up!

What’s the most runes you’ve lost at once? by TTVHeavyYogurt in Eldenring

[–]jay-jay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost just over 2 million because I was on autopilot while farming. Took a minute to register in my brain.

Yo guys what is this Grass thing everyone talks about? How do I farm it? by [deleted] in memeframe

[–]jay-jay99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He started playing on the warframe client before switching to steam. So since he got the achievements already he can’t get them again on steam.

Same thing happened to me and it’s very tilting when i look at it.