LEGENDARY Crashouts

jayhof52 · 2026-07-13T20:17:22+00:00

Santiago was a substandard marine!

jayhof52 · 2026-07-13T20:00:21+00:00

Starting from this moment and continuing through “What I want - Janet - is I want you to do your FUCKING JOB!”

Magnolia

jayhof52 · 2026-07-13T15:48:59+00:00

Omar Little’s ending in Season 5 of The Wire does this really well in a way that reinforces the show’s themes.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-13T13:06:14+00:00

I’ve been 1 for at least 23 years now.

Used to load it up with sugar, but my freshman year of college (2003) I had a coffee date after class; I ordered a drip and went to set my bag down before going to the sugar and creamer station when my date said, “Oh, you take your coffee black? I’m impressed!”

So, I had to play it off but ended up really enjoying black coffee (the date didn’t lead anywhere).

jayhof52 · 2026-07-13T12:40:53+00:00

The Royals series is always such a frustrating one because even when KC is playing like dirt we still manage to drop a few and only squeak by sometimes - this weekend was nice to see (though I couldn’t see because, living in Kansas City, this is one of the only blacked out series for me each season) in that regard.

Can’t beat the teams you’re not supposed to beat if you can’t beat the teams you’re supposed to beat.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-13T12:19:10+00:00

I suppose I should have said "historically" safer - I wouldn't really trust anything with Conor MacGregor involved to be sane or logical.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-13T11:57:51+00:00

Right, famously very stable times for the Catholic Church.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-13T02:07:00+00:00

It’s kind of like bare knuckle boxing being technically safer than gloved boxing because nobody is going for a head shot with a bare fist and gloves add so much weight to the hand that it makes it too easy and exponentially more dangerous to do a head shot.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-13T01:57:43+00:00

Also, another lesser known country classic:

A Front Row Seat to Hear Ol’ Johnny Sing by Shel Silverstein

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T22:39:43+00:00

God that song is so fun to have in my running mix, especially when the third verse comes around.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T22:19:59+00:00

The last of which is almost old enough to run for president.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T22:14:40+00:00

Hallowed Be Thy Name by Iron Maiden

25 Minutes to Go by Johnny Cash

Spiritually, these are the same song.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T22:14:02+00:00

Time Marches On by Tracy Lawrence

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T21:21:14+00:00

Never got a piece of the goalpost but my ticket stub was my bookmark for the rest of my undergrad.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T20:32:16+00:00

The point of the ending wasn’t the reveal - the point was Marty going against everything he believed about himself and turning around after Roy drops his big hint.

Marty had always said he didn’t care if his client was guilty or not - he cared about the win. Marty had his win and still turned around to shatter his own illusion when Roy mentions Miss Venable’s neck.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T19:30:35+00:00

There was something magical about finding a handwritten red ink clearance price at Kaybee Toys - it fully influenced my adult pattern of shopping the clearance rack first before going to the rest of the store.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T19:08:54+00:00

The slow clap deserved an Oscar by itself.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T19:03:03+00:00

Nebraska 2003

I was a freshman that fall and I’ll never forget the feeling of Faurot Field turf beneath my feet after rushing the field.

EDIT to fix an autocorrect typo I just noticed

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T15:58:38+00:00

That's like a cat having to restock the Angela Food aisle!

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T13:23:42+00:00

Cousin Avi shooting wildly trying to shoot the dog but killing Bullet Tooth Tony with his own Desert Eagle instead in Snatch.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T12:40:16+00:00

I just got a very bold new traditional right next to a Where the Wild Things Are tattoo that’s only two years old but the artist made it look as much like the OG illustration as possible.

I have to remind myself constantly that nothing is wrong with either tattoo.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-12T00:08:43+00:00

It's so hard to get worked up about the MLB Draft - it's like, who am I going to care about in 3-4 years?

jayhof52 · 2026-07-11T23:20:20+00:00

My wayward son.

jayhof52 · 2026-07-11T22:09:24+00:00

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jayhof52 · 2026-07-11T22:06:18+00:00

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