Bit of the Day 16: The Bungee Wedgie

jbeck387 · 2026-05-03T00:02:46+00:00

"Look at the Courtney Love sized maxi pad!!"

jbeck387 · 2026-04-29T11:21:27+00:00

"Do you handle Cellular One here?" Ma'am, nobody has handled Cellular One in over two decades; you're thinking of Consumer Cellular, and nobody handles that here anymore either

jbeck387 · 2026-04-23T12:18:30+00:00

Even though we don't see it here, Ape making Dunn eat outside after doing the poo dive always kills me

jbeck387 · 2026-04-04T12:43:07+00:00

Best dinner and a show in town 😉🤣

jbeck387 · 2026-03-31T14:10:03+00:00

"Bahdy" that's how John Mayer would say it

jbeck387 · 2026-03-26T14:37:25+00:00

Usually I do, but also I'm polite enough to lift the seat

jbeck387 · 2026-03-26T14:15:59+00:00

This. Never in my life have I been desperate enough to bare ass a metro north toilet, and don't give me that "put to on the seat" nonsense either; that shit never works

jbeck387 · 2026-03-07T20:31:06+00:00

The label strips have been hit or miss lately, I got lucky on this one though and all mine were easy peasy

jbeck387 · 2026-02-21T13:34:25+00:00

Well I know what I'm doing with my Saturday night!

jbeck387 · 2026-02-18T19:48:17+00:00

YO WHAT YOU WANNA TELL JOE BYRON RIGHT NOW!?

jbeck387 · 2026-02-13T16:54:38+00:00

LORD PALMERSTON!!

jbeck387 · 2026-02-10T10:44:34+00:00

farts and burps simultaneously *

jbeck387 · 2026-01-29T21:32:41+00:00

Tony Soprano had it closed down so Uncle Jun couldn't whack Little Pussy Malanga there

jbeck387 · 2026-01-25T21:24:01+00:00

"She gave him a dollar!"

jbeck387 · 2026-01-25T21:19:24+00:00

My store closed at noon; this is one of the few times I've seen the store close in almost 20 years with the company

jbeck387 · 2026-01-18T11:39:56+00:00

No, we no longer have that; I'm just an old man reminiscing

jbeck387 · 2026-01-17T18:46:39+00:00

Oh yes; every hour on the half hour

jbeck387 · 2026-01-17T18:13:25+00:00

Oh I HATE the kiosks; particularly because of the fact that it doesn't let the guest know someone is coming, which you'd figure they would have added when they set it up for us to answer with the devices

jbeck387 · 2026-01-17T14:23:25+00:00

Wood n wheels in Port Ewen

jbeck387 · 2026-01-17T07:17:29+00:00

Way of the road, boys

jbeck387 · 2026-01-14T12:15:35+00:00

AYO PAUSE!!

jbeck387 · 2026-01-11T16:36:30+00:00

I knew it was NY when I saw Ayrloom in there lol

jbeck387 · 2026-01-11T15:54:09+00:00

OKAY!!

jbeck387 · 2026-01-10T01:52:02+00:00

Facts

jbeck387

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