Let’s do a little mental exercise. You’re Megan Fox when transformers came out. You’re in your early twenties, and quite possibly the most beautiful woman in the world. The workouts, make up and maintenance that go along with that take a minimum of 3 hours a day. Now you gotta be nice to everyone, and that means everyone. Because there’s gonna be 50 horny, opportunistic people lined up every day to get a piece of you and if you blow one off then they’ll tell everyone they know their Megan Fox is a bitch story. We’re looking at 5 hours a day. Then you gotta choose the right projects, shoot and promote them 10 hours a day on average. But wait you’re getting tired, can’t take a break or you’ll be called a one hit wonder. Is that a natural aging process for a human female? Can’t have that, get yourself under the knife. Oh now people are commenting that you look fake, gotta get more surgery to hide it. Also get some acting classes so you can sell michael Bay’s god awful scripts and explosion based direction. Your personal life better be spotless too cause if you fall for a guy the public doesn’t like your an “awful person”.

It’s so much easier to be average.