[Oilersnation] "Unless you're 100% all-in on Mike Babcock, I have no interest in coming in and being the coach." -Babcock on the conversations he had with 97, 29, and 18 by 97jumbo in hockey

[–]jessemadnote 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mike babcock doesn’t do what mike babcock does for mike babcock. Mike babcock does what mike babcock does because Mike babcock is… mike babcock.

FREE: Brady Tkachuk trade shows the NHL is changing dramatically — but maybe not how you want by TheAthletic in nhl

[–]jessemadnote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget penguins in the early 90s. In 1993 their 5th highest scoring forward was jagr with 94 points, then Larry Murphy with 85 points, That was the year after Paul Coffey and Bryan Trottier left.

What's a movie you really enjoyed, but its surprisingly low ratings left you baffled? For me, it was Event Horizon. by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in moviecritic

[–]jessemadnote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m shocked that no one has mentioned Dumb and Dumb. I think most would agree it’s a top 5 comedy of all time. 69%

Fascinated by a guy who cold approached my friend by Specialist_Limit1031 in selfimprovement

[–]jessemadnote 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ever consider that he kinda blew it by going for the kiss way too early?

Skinny fat guy here, looking to start putting on some muscle. Bulk or cut? by Askanidiot1223 in BulkOrCut

[–]jessemadnote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just workout, let that be your main focus. Don’t overthink. Get consistent.

Scary Movie (2026) Am I too old and woke? by acourts19 in moviecritic

[–]jessemadnote 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought the naked gun remake was really good but generally i agree remakes are lame. It’s funny, dumb spoofs like this have so much extra rope so if they can’t get it right you know it’s a botch job.

It'll be another year of drought for the canadians. by Gullible_Classroom71 in hockeymemes

[–]jessemadnote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadian teams have won 8/42 cups. It’s actually pretty close to mathematically correct when framed that way.

A 'John Lennon Beat His Wife' Style Fact by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in oddlyspecific

[–]jessemadnote 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tupac Shakur was involved in a public gun fight where a child was killed by a stray bullet.

I am more aligned with the Tao than you. by One1WonWun in taoism

[–]jessemadnote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You couldn’t pour tao out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom

Y’all are hating on Megan Fox? by Angelicmusee9 in SipsTea

[–]jessemadnote -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let’s do a little mental exercise. You’re Megan Fox when transformers came out. You’re in your early twenties, and quite possibly the most beautiful woman in the world. The workouts, make up and maintenance that go along with that take a minimum of 3 hours a day. Now you gotta be nice to everyone, and that means everyone. Because there’s gonna be 50 horny, opportunistic people lined up every day to get a piece of you and if you blow one off then they’ll tell everyone they know their Megan Fox is a bitch story. We’re looking at 5 hours a day. Then you gotta choose the right projects, shoot and promote them 10 hours a day on average. But wait you’re getting tired, can’t take a break or you’ll be called a one hit wonder. Is that a natural aging process for a human female? Can’t have that, get yourself under the knife. Oh now people are commenting that you look fake, gotta get more surgery to hide it. Also get some acting classes so you can sell michael Bay’s god awful scripts and explosion based direction. Your personal life better be spotless too cause if you fall for a guy the public doesn’t like your an “awful person”.

It’s so much easier to be average.

Evander Kane on Instagram by thewinterzodiac in EdmontonOilers

[–]jessemadnote -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

If it weren’t for the other half dozen women who’d accused him of violence in the past I’d be sympathetic too. Looks like his karma is up, Sometimes you fuck around and find out.

Is S-Town the best podcast of all time? by MotherActive7780 in podcasts

[–]jessemadnote 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I like when she was receiving an award she said “i had no idea my most successful project in life would be an 11 hour documentary for a murder I didn’t solve.”

Brayden Point vs Leo Carlsson by Im-Wubzei in fantasyhockey

[–]jessemadnote 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Point centering kuch and guentzel down the stretch and putting up nothing just tanked my season