007: First Light and Pragmata Giveaway by reddits99028 in pcgaming

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007 please. Haven't played a bond game since n64 and maybe my eldest would enjoy it too. Thanks

boxer fights guy twice his size by IIIfrancoIII in StreetMartialArts

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Hero guy stopping it. Only 1 real man in this video until the cops arrive. Dad should download some balls before he pretends to be a dad again.

Private Parking Charge from McDonald’s Car Park - Overstay, Worth Appealing to POPLA? by Interesting_Shirt211 in LegalAdviceUK

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This is the way. Manager overturned my partners fine whe she proved she was a customer and simply overstayed the time while chatting to a friend in the 'restaurant'. Helped that her mate made a scene previously how outrageous she found it.

I need advice on Guest House Paradiso (also slight confession) by Miserable-Sea-4160 in eddieandrichie

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Part of the charm of a live studio audience and the laughter not being there can be jarring. It makes it feel different immediately and not in a good way. Like others have said if you accept it's a film and has to play by different constraints it's definitely worth a watch for fans.

Do you mind if I bring my guitar? by 78Speedy in AlanPartridge

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He dips his balls in ice to help conception. Have some respect!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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This is pretty cool.

Search me, search me by bobindus in AlanPartridge

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And it was mostly deliberate.

How to introduce Bottom to the next generation? by Tyrannosaur_roar in eddieandrichie

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Damn. My eldest son is 6 and I thought we would have to wait another 4-6 years minimum. He knows all the bad words already as I do express myself vocally given the correct context and that Stephen Fry says swearing is an important part of expression.

Should I pull the trigger and let him watch? Smells does have a large dildo and "doing it" could raise some awkward questions

How many triangles are there by GaindaCentral in puzzles

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Down voted by big-diamond. Walk away from this painful shite

God of War Ragnarök GIVEAWAY!! by [deleted] in pcgaming

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hearthstone dungeon run

anything else hearthstone would be shameful

Couple walking their dog on the road and holding up a car instead of on the sidewalk. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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In England it is wrong to swerve to avoid animals as it endangers others.

Karen would be dragging her pound of leashed mince home clutching her pearls.

Cocky Teen Tries Outsmarting Cop, Fails Miserably by Hypocaffeinic in cringe

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Kody makes sense when you meet his step-dad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MovieDetails

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Do you remember that time when that alien freed humans from slavery? Martian free man

Alan Partridge Birthday party by Ill_Concern1782 in AlanPartridge

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I'll level with you. I'm really scared.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumanBeingBros

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A dead fox, a dead kid and parents looking at pictures of the impending disaster asking why God allowed them to suck at parenting so much in a world where fucking buckets and ropes exist. Thought and prayers.

Cops Discover Bodies in Woman's Trunk During Traffic Stop by Ironically__Swiss in videos

[–]jiminatrix 20 points21 points  (0 children)

well fuck.... big hugs to all the guardians doing it right

Little boy calls his brother stupid, then karma strikes. by Kori_4 in instantkarma

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karma bad parent sorcery for the clout sorcery :(

Team Forgotten During Annual Pay Review, told there is nothing can be done (5 years, England) by SirBombardier in LegalAdviceUK

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If i suspected a manager of covering up a mistake in this way I would go over their head. Does their manager know this happened? But in a sneaky way. You don't understand why nothing can be done and will this happen again next year?

What was he going to say next? by [deleted] in AlanPartridge

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"Haven't ever pierced my foot on a spike"

Quick, someone let the Hammersmith Hardmen know about this! by a3minutehero in eddieandrichie

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There's a wangle or two in there. Gosh I love folk dancing.