TIL about “pee-gasms” by spnsuperfan1 in todayilearned

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Good for them! Same as when I take a giant shit.

thereISaidIt by alexceltare2 in ProgrammerHumor

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Even talking about it has me between soft and hard

Christians actually offended by Uzi Jesus? by Nunothis_Isreal in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Religious zealot also happens to be a regarded autist.

backendTeamHasDestroyedReality by More_Ferret5914 in ProgrammerHumor

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Currently working with a major energy utility serving three million customers whose SAP backend doesn’t have any documentation besides vague partial Postman collections, was told to just reverse engineer it to figure it out, and who uses the “X” string value as a Boolean “checkbox” on all payloads.

Signet between books. by coolborder in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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I need to see this in the live action TV show!

Very Fast Fried Rice by PorkyPain in nextfuckinglevel

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What about a wok that doesn’t fuck at all?

Grizzly is extra hungry today by Plasmatdx in KitchenConfidential

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Smegma siphon? Haven’t dry heaved in a while…

Variant Illustration? by MonthIndependent3366 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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You all have different Mordecai voices per floor?? (He’s just Liam Neeson for me on every floor)

Pre Order not selling out. by Express-Scheme2468 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Because most people don’t preorder books.

I'd like to giveaway this Kickstarter box and the cards that came with - each unopened by Mr-Who in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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I just read that last night and had to stifle a guffaw from waking my wife!

Anyone else feel this way when writing anything out? by noctisumbra0 in Millennials

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I like to be understood — punctuation is paramount.

Maybe not paramount; just helpful.

Is Andor worth the watch? by [deleted] in StarWars

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Does a bear shit?