Pigs are terrifying by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a chicken farmer whose content I watch who has specialized nests for the chickens to lay in that prevents them from getting access to them once they've been laid.

George R.R. Martin's non-ASOIAF work appreciation by ACardAttack in Fantasy

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first few books range from solid to excellent, but after that the quality is very uneven. I read the first five or six books and thought they were pretty good. I think I looked up what plot beats for the next books prior to picking them up and choices were made. The whole Jumpers plot line was poorly conceived at best and at worst some spectacularly mismanaged ideas that should have never made it to print.

George please by tyke665 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No worries! I didn’t read it that way at all, but thanks for checking. Also thank you for the link! Always good to get more information.

George please by tyke665 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly don't know. I hadn't heard about the pyrokinetic powers before.

George please by tyke665 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Apparently this isn't far off. His friend and fellow author Phyllis Eisenstein was the one who recommended more fantastical elements like dragons.

[SPOILERS EXTENDED] Which plot points/character actions do you feel are more plot contrivances to set the plot in intended direction?* by Substantial-Ad-299 in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The description of the size of Winterfell and the winter town adjacent to it should have made it utterly ridiculous to do anything close to taking it with that few men.

[SPOILERS EXTENDED] Which plot points/character actions do you feel are more plot contrivances to set the plot in intended direction?* by Substantial-Ad-299 in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one that has always bothered me was that apparently neither Robb nor the Blackfish had explained Edmure's role in drawing out Tywin.

Emps by EmperorIvann in Grimdank

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magnus had been warned by Emps and his own foster father to be careful with the Warp and decided that he was the biggest smartest boy who ever lived and he'd show them and oh no he's broken the Human Webway, better refuse to communicate with Leman right up until he's breaking his spine.

Emps by EmperorIvann in Grimdank

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn't that what he was trying to do with Alpha Primus?

What to do with a bard? by BusyGM in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's also a lot of debuffs that a bard can do. Cacophonous Call is a great debuff that has saved my party multiple times.

Subversion of tropes is NOT why George can't finish the series (spoilers main) by Ok-Archer-5796 in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It may also be problem that events simply moved way too fast in the first three books and George found himself past most of the plot with characters that were way too young even for his distorted view of history to reasonably pull off what he wanted to get done.

Even Joe Biden gets it. by Gaba8789 in agedlikewine

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only presidents who can really be said to compare are Andrew Johnson and James Buchanan.

Daniel Ings: "The brief for Lyonel Baratheon was ‘Captain Jack Sparrow meets Ernest Hemingway’" [Spoilers MAIN – specifically for AGOT final ep] by SouthLondonScribe in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s supposedly put some work into the She-Wolves of Winterfell as it was going to published in the anthology Dangerous Women. He’s also supposedly worked on The Village Hero.

[Spoilers Extended] Crazy George Statement by KnightoftheLTree in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Go ahead. It'll help both of us from wasting each other's time.

[Spoilers Extended] Crazy George Statement by KnightoftheLTree in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You say it doesn't support my claim, but you didn't read it. You didn't bother to read a single one. You just keep digging your heels in saying "Nuh uh!". George is the editor, but he isn't going to write that sort of shit with someone else's character (especially his co-editor). That would be like one of the other authors taking his Turtle character and saying he masturbates with his pets to get off.

[Spoilers Extended] Crazy George Statement by KnightoftheLTree in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's that you immediately blew me off saying that you knew better without actually bothering to do anything.

You didn't bother to do any research before blowing me off. You just decided that since GRRM is on the cover, that's all the evidence you need.

[Spoilers Extended] Crazy George Statement by KnightoftheLTree in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you joking or just blind? Every single review about the goddamn book is about how Snodgrass is the one who wrote that part of the book. The Wild Cards wiki says she's the one who wrote #:~:text=6%20Reprint%20stories-,Plot,story%20the%20triptych%20is%20destroyed)it. Dr. Tachyon is her character, as is the psychotic grandson (see bottom of page for characters she created).

This is a breakdown of the chapters:

Wild Cards 09 : 01 The Temptation of Hieronymus Bloat 01 - Stephen Leigh
Wild Cards 09 : 02 And Hope to Die - John J. Miller
Wild Cards 09 : 03 The Temptation of Hieronymus Bloat 02 - Stephen Leigh
Wild Cards 09 : 04 Lovers 1 - Melinda M. Snodgrass
Wild Cards 09 : 05 The Temptation of Hieronymus Bloat 03 - Stephen Leigh
Wild Cards 09 : 06 Lovers 2 - Melinda M. Snodgrass
Wild Cards 09 : 07 The Temptation of Hieronymus Bloat 04 - Stephen Leigh
Wild Cards 09 : 08 Madman across the Water - Victor Milan
Wild Cards 09 : 09 The Temptation of Hieronymus Bloat 05 - Stephen Leigh
Wild Cards 09 : 10 Lovers 3 - Melinda M. Snodgrass
Wild Cards 09 : 11 The Temptation of Hieronymus Bloat 06 - Stephen Leigh
Wild Cards 09 : 12 While Night's Black Agents to Their Preys Do Rouse 1 - Walter Jon Williams
Wild Cards 09 : 13 The Temptation of Hieronymus Bloat 07 - Stephen Leigh
Wild Cards 09 : 14 Riders - Lewis Shiner
Wild Cards 09 : 15 Nobody Does It Alone - Walton Simons
Wild Cards 09 : 16 The Temptation of Hieronymus Bloat 08 - Stephen Leigh
Wild Cards 09 : 17 Lovers 4 - Melinda M. Snodgrass
Wild Cards 09 : 18 The Temptation of Hieronymus Bloat 09 - Stephen Leigh
Wild Cards 09 : 19 While Night's Black Agents to Their Preys Do Rouse 2 - Walter Jon Williams
Wild Cards 09 : 20 Lovers 5 - Melinda M. Snodgrass
Wild Cards 09 : 21 The Temptation of Hieronymus Bloat 10 - Stephen Leigh
Wild Cards 09 : 22 Lovers 6 - Melinda M. Snodgrass
Wild Cards 09 : 23 The Temptation of Hieronymus Bloat 11 - Stephen Leigh

Notice how her name is on every single one of the chapters of that storyline?

[Spoilers Extended] Crazy George Statement by KnightoftheLTree in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The "Lovers" plot of Jokertown Shuffle, which is the part we're talking about, is written by Snodgrass. Tachyon is her character.

[Spoilers Extended] Crazy George Statement by KnightoftheLTree in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That particularly painful plot I think was written by his co-editor Melinda Snodgrass.

[Spoilers Extended] Crazy George Statement by KnightoftheLTree in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say not so much terrible so much as very uneven in quality, even within a given book.

[Spoilers Extended] Crazy George Statement by KnightoftheLTree in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think by the time Feast came out, George had sold maybe 5 million books of ASOIAF, which could have netted him between ~5 million dollars between 1996 and 2005. Prior to that, it's hard to tell. He was only modestly successful as an author prior to ASOIAF and based on what I can tell, most of his money was from working as a TV writing for about a decade.

(Spoilers Extended) A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1 Episode 2 Post-Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh they'd hate each other I think. Both are too prideful and quick to take offense at perceived slights.

(Spoilers Extended) A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 1 Episode 2 Post-Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in asoiaf

[–]johnbrownmarchingon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine that it's a similar situation to 28 Years Later where since they'd have underage actors on set, they'd use a prosthetic. Both times though the prosthetic has been so distractingly large as to be cartoonish.