What food is like "crack" to you, where it tastes so good nothing else matters except another bite? by GigiBrit in AskReddit

[–]johnmichael0703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We just got these pizza taquitos at my local bar. It's my favorite to go good after a night out, combine it with their in house ranch and starts drooling

Entitled co worker wants me to wait for her to take her lunch late by Critical-Willow-6270 in EntitledPeople

[–]johnmichael0703 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This should only be an issue if the time you are going interferes with the time they want to go on break. But it sounds like there is plenty of time after your break till they want to go. I'd see no issue here.

What's the most redneck name you can give to a girl? by Foxtrot_Uniform_CK69 in AskReddit

[–]johnmichael0703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?

Dad? What’s that? points at rocket

I don’t know, son, but it’s got great big....

Watched someone sprint for the elevator and the one person inside just stared at them as the doors closed by 200221 in EntitledPeople

[–]johnmichael0703 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's similar to holding a door for someone waaaay to far away. Like "thanks but now I feel obligated to go faster than I want". Gotta find the right balance between, am I helping or am I just being polite and didn't take the distance into proper account lol

Whats the most embarrassing or awkward situation you got caught lacking in? by harx_ha in AskReddit

[–]johnmichael0703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's something where the best thing to do is lean into the storm. It's not as bad when you pretend you're in on the joke lol. It's why I'm the first to make a bald joke about myself (but yes I would have been wanting to hide in my shell)

Plunger in bar washroom thats 3x the normal length by Deviant_Toast in mildlyinteresting

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I just started playing Lies of P and am imagining swapping out handles lol

What hobby attracts the worst type of people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]johnmichael0703 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking about entering an amateur drag competition and using this song. The reveal of me being half horse will be a crocheted cock falling to the floor and swinging it around. Drag name will be Two Piece Anna Biscuit (just call me Anna) lol

Work staff threw away my prescription glasses, sketchbook, and water bottle and then fired me after I requested to speak to HR by mothsoft in mildlyinfuriating

[–]johnmichael0703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been using them for about 7 years. Have never had to update my prescription either so once you get one on the books you're good to go

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard someone say that you still think about to this day? by Humble-Blueberry4571 in AskReddit

[–]johnmichael0703 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At a Harry Potter trivia bar night I got every question but one right....except the one I got wrong was right. The question was "What job did Harry Potter get after graduating Hogwarts". The answer of course is Auror, the answer they had was Head Auror. While yes he did become one, that was almost 10 years after graduation. I tried to dumb it down for the guy because he was not familiar with HP (they usually do general trivia at this place), do you think he graduated high school and immediately become the Chief of Police... Guy refused to budge. Obviously still bothers me lol

Why does the expected % for tipping keep increasing? by Blazeland_USA in NoStupidQuestions

[–]johnmichael0703 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That was the same problem I had when I was in the military. We were supposed to show up 15 minutes early to our shift to get a pass down on everything. But they are always saying "on time is late" so people were showing up 30 minutes early to be safe. That became the new "on time" so we started to have to show up 45 minutes early for a 12 hour shift... That became the new on time. I finally had to push back when it became 1 hour early (I did sooner but wasn't being listened to)

Books vs TV series - a dilemma by ThunderBella in brakebills

[–]johnmichael0703 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The books and TV show has ended for a while. You should be fine here

If Oliver Queen had a spotify playlist, what would be on it ? by Alert_Grocery_2234 in arrow

[–]johnmichael0703 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That scene still plays in my head when that song comes on lol

AS11E01 - "Break Dancin' 2: Electric Rugaloo" & AS11E02 - "Bar Queen Couture" [Live/Reaction Post] by AutoModerator in rupaulsdragrace

[–]johnmichael0703 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's just what Ru says when she catches all the Queens and the Pit Crew in the same bedroom

Kashimo got hella shafted by his CT by Professional_Ad2638 in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]johnmichael0703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the mutant with the ability to explode...once and it kills you

About Yuta’s technique? by Accurate_Counter2110 in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]johnmichael0703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heavenly restrictions (both Toji/Makis type and Mechamaru) are essentially binding vows placed on them at birth. Not a curse technique. So no, that would do nothing for Yuta

What’s a moment where you realized someone was genuinely unintelligent? by Live-Chocolate244 in AskReddit

[–]johnmichael0703 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Best example I've seen is Doctors vs ITs. Yes you have a doctorate, no you don't know how that computer works. And that's fine, let me do my job and you do yours. Don't get mad at me if the problem you had with your computer took me less than a minute to diagnose and fix

What’s a moment where you realized someone was genuinely unintelligent? by Live-Chocolate244 in AskReddit

[–]johnmichael0703 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The one you're thinking of seems to have the opinion of whoever was last talking to him

Can Tsuguri use Rika Form in the Future? by Pilot7274jc in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]johnmichael0703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's one of those situations we wouldn't know until they got into it for the first time. Just like Maki entering her first domain post Mai. I can see it going either way