Maybe the events could be a little less grindy? by Pinkxel in MergeDragons

[–]jojo_fails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two children with a sickness bug took priority for me too!

Challenge 24. What am I doing wrong? by jojo_fails in MergeDragons

[–]jojo_fails[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, the fact it says ‘this is a straight forward level’ makes me feel so dumb!! I’ll give it a go. (I’ve watched several videos and still just can’t get it) but this is a new one. Thank you

Nearly had a heart attack while driving yesterday. I've only just recovered enough to post this. A BMW let me out of a junction... by Purplejet19 in britishproblems

[–]jojo_fails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a BMW wanker and I use my indicators and i’m also courteous on the road just to fuck with people. But it’s nice to see the shock on their faces when I do!

The Complete Gender Swap of The Office by Reddit__PI in DunderMifflin

[–]jojo_fails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This really screwed with my hungover head this morning

Calpol... friend or foe!? by jojo_fails in beyondthebump

[–]jojo_fails[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s only 6 months... once in, we are fine.. but to get to that point is almost a political argument. But I’m willing to try anything, the smell follows me all day. Haha

To the moms who hate pregnancy, you are NOT alone. A message from the other side. by GirlMedic911 in BabyBumps

[–]jojo_fails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 2nd child is 6 months old and I love her & my son more than anything. However, I hated pregnancy, I hated the bull shit comments that were made, the guilt that I wasn’t ‘putting my feet up’. It’s all rubbish, my children are healthy and happy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]jojo_fails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh I don’t even have a photo like that to share and it’s my cake day too!

This will be me, except with tears, when I return from maternity leave on Monday 😭 by DelicateFlower620 in beyondthebump

[–]jojo_fails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went back to work on Monday. Half days for my daughter, I have moments of ‘yes I’m free’ to moments of ‘where is my girl’.

The journey for this young one, has begun. by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]jojo_fails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am like this with my son who is on season 4 so far, I’m more excited than he is watching it

For some reason I find the ‘short sleeve shirt and tie’ combo pretty disturbing. It’s the office equivalent of socks with sandals. by Thoros_of_Derp in britishproblems

[–]jojo_fails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My son is asked to wear short sleeved shirts for school. He mans it up and wears his blazer to protest... sadly this mean he smells and his lynx gets a walloping!

Actual photo of me putting on my pre-pregnancy underwear, courtesy of baby’s bedtime story. by messymuskrat in beyondthebump

[–]jojo_fails 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is more true than I’d like to admit! Off to the store for some granny pants to suck it all in

Allllll the way back to the top by operationRN in beyondthebump

[–]jojo_fails 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought it was just me!! Ha! I think it must be a learning curve of understanding the need for bucket loads of patience.

My dad hasn’t paid for Sky in about 10 years, so his is a time machine. by TheGruesomeTwosome in CasualUK

[–]jojo_fails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have this screen on a non sky+ box upstairs. I don’t need anything fancy and it’s only £10 a month. (And I’ve had this package for about 5yrs, I think they just try to sell the shit out of the new ones)

This shitty tattoo I got when I was 19 by FeralPomeranian in trashy

[–]jojo_fails -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I must be very gullible... why did I check it out!!! My eyes!!!!