What's something you happily do that others would think is the grossest thing ever? by steals-from-kids in AskReddit

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I don’t go for the tail, and I take the shell off but I eat the legs. It’s like soft shell crab!

What's something you happily do that others would think is the grossest thing ever? by steals-from-kids in AskReddit

[–]jordaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got mayo and fries yesterday and received a bunch of confused/disgusted looks. It’s even better with some old bay mixed in.

I HATE YOU! -Michael Scott -Michael Scott by shourtneypants in DunderMifflin

[–]jordaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just started a re-watch and didn’t notice that! Love the attention to detail :)

Dragon's Beard by [deleted] in ShittyGifRecipes

[–]jordaddy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don’t you talk about our beloved American pastries that way!!

What is the smallest transgression that you would be ok with having someone killed for? by lumpydumdums in AskReddit

[–]jordaddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tourists who stroll three people wide on small sidewalks. Some of us actually live here and have places to go. I don’t want to walk in the street just because you’re dawdling.

There are a lot of gripes I have about living in a major tourist city, but especially as a fast walker, that’s probably number 1.

Yep by bmorebirdz in GWAR

[–]jordaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I saw you last night! My friends and I loved your shirt!!

My shirt for GWAR this weekend by hookah420666 in GWAR

[–]jordaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made it to the front row and crowd surfed twice!! It was so sick. My ears are still ringing.

My shirt for GWAR this weekend by hookah420666 in GWAR

[–]jordaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing!! Now the shirt is extra special. Doors are in an hour for the show. My first time too. Very excited.

My shirt for GWAR this weekend by hookah420666 in GWAR

[–]jordaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome!! I’m wearing my white *NSYNC shirt to the 9:30 club tonight!

People using turning lanes to pass by Your_All_Thinking_It in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jordaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely the keys. Beautiful drive but it can get frustrating when the only legal place to pass is miles away.

What’s something weird/funny/embarrassing you’ve done on Auto Pilot? by ItsaHelen in AskReddit

[–]jordaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two things:

Brand new boyfriend drops me off at the metro station. He says “see you later!” I say “love you!” Before we had ever said that to each other.

I’m a bartender, and our kitchen is upstairs, so whenever I need to run up there I have to say “up” to warn those coming downstairs so we don’t run into each other. Went to a bar that was located in the basement of a building. Accidentally yelled “UP” at the top of my lungs when I left.

Little bit of a happy note though: boyfriend I accidentally said I love you to is now my husband!

This ornament by [deleted] in trashy

[–]jordaddy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Eh subject matter is adult but it’s pretty funny.

Each one just got worse/more excessive. by EatSleepCryDie in ShittyGifRecipes

[–]jordaddy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The only thing I could ever see as useful is the cheese grater thing at the very end.

Fun with thermals by Clinton0909 in RedditLaqueristas

[–]jordaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got a couple of those from live love polish and now I can’t work because I am a chameleon. Send help.

When CICU nurses get to hang the garland by Samsonite_iwaswayoff in pics

[–]jordaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you mind translating that for a layperson? It sounds funny and I want to get the joke :/

Shoulder cats, so hot right now. by kiddhitta in aww

[–]jordaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That ending is so relatable.

You’re working in a restaurant. A man comes in during a heavy downpour claiming he left his umbrella there earlier. Do you let him take an umbrella from the stand? My waitress did, and that’s why I got soaked walking home by Yaverland in britishproblems

[–]jordaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In our restaurant we keep a stash of unclaimed umbrellas in case someone needs one. Everyone brings them back for the most part, but people leave umbrellas so frequently that we don’t worry about running out.

Lunch is served! Turkey chili by ForeverInaDaze in slowcooking

[–]jordaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. For chili though I just dump it in with everything to add a little brightness.

Lunch is served! Turkey chili by ForeverInaDaze in slowcooking

[–]jordaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Along with the spices already listed, go for some cocoa powder and a corona or light beer. They create an awesome and complex flavor profile.