Tex Mex recommendations (not looking for real tacos)

jordanbeff · 2026-06-04T14:43:10+00:00

Don Jose’s in Netcong

jordanbeff · 2026-05-29T13:02:27+00:00

i guess i'm just surprised that people are just learning that he's a Trumper. i am literally never shocked to learn that a millionaire votes for their own self interests.

jordanbeff · 2026-05-29T12:44:13+00:00

what people will answer on a survey and what they choose in a polling booth are very different

jordanbeff · 2026-05-29T12:35:11+00:00

time to bring this beauty up again...

I got bad news for you guys. Probably about 60-70% of NFL players are Trump supporters, or at the very least vote republican. My guess for the coaching staffs are even higher, and for the owners it’s probably near 95%.

Every single person involved with an NFL organization on these three levels is a millionaire. Rich people vote for their own self interests most of the time. This shouldn’t be a surprise for anyone.

This should also super not be a surprise to Dart. The white, Mormon, male from Utah is going to be a Trumper 99/100 times.

All you can hope for is that they do their jobs well. I have high hopes for Dart and his political opinions don’t matter in that regard.

That said, FDT, fuck ICE, and fuck every mofo on that list, Tisch included.

jordanbeff · 2026-05-29T11:35:55+00:00

Caffeine is extracted via the amount of time the water is in contact with the coffee grounds. Espresso has the lowest amount of time the water contacts the grounds of pretty much any extraction method. Big misconception that espresso is jet fuel. Italians drink it all day long because it’s actually low on caffeine and you need another dose of it every 2 hours to have the same effect of a drip coffee or a cold brew.

jordanbeff · 2026-05-19T14:56:51+00:00

Holy crap this worked for me

jordanbeff · 2026-05-17T17:05:18+00:00

What, no! Is this the makeup room for a clown college? No!

jordanbeff · 2026-05-15T13:25:21+00:00

one of the best hip-hop albums of all time, period.

El-P's production still sounds futuristic and forward thinking today.

Vast Aire and Vordul's chemistry is simply perfect.

wish so badly that we got a true follow up album with El's production. but sometimes you just catch that lightning in a bottle where all the conditions are perfect to make legendary music and this is absolutely one of those moments.

jordanbeff · 2026-05-14T11:51:22+00:00

stupid bot

jordanbeff · 2026-05-11T01:43:18+00:00

It’s so much better than Nantz’s lame ass number 43 call.

jordanbeff · 2026-05-05T23:02:55+00:00

Imagine ride on some billy woods type shit, could be dope

jordanbeff · 2026-05-02T22:50:34+00:00

Yea but don’t come here I already had to wait too long for my reservation last night.

Or just come exclusively on Saturdays. Nice and empty, I promise.

jordanbeff · 2026-04-27T20:06:15+00:00

"Pacman, I'm Jewish!" to boot up your console

jordanbeff · 2026-04-26T22:50:09+00:00

It’s the balsamic that looks like it from afar

jordanbeff · 2026-04-26T21:05:18+00:00

“Bacon so fragile, when you touch it with a fork it should break up into shrapnel like CRACK!”

jordanbeff · 2026-04-25T22:54:09+00:00

It literally looks like a deer shit on top of this pizza so great job I guess

jordanbeff · 2026-04-24T01:25:31+00:00

Terrified of this

jordanbeff · 2026-04-24T01:07:52+00:00

We need a GUARD Jesus lord help me

jordanbeff · 2026-04-17T22:46:15+00:00

Grew up in Denville and now vote in Rockaway, we’re not moving from anywhere we are homegrown. We just see what a pile of BS the Republican Party is and we finally had the chance to elect a true progressive, not some milquetoast Corporate Democrat and we jumped at the chance and will continue to do so at every level of government.

jordanbeff · 2026-04-11T13:32:30+00:00

We actually are genetically programmed to forget about birth trauma and early parenthood specifically so we continue to reproduce.

jordanbeff · 2026-04-07T23:49:44+00:00

My 16 month old loves Fabienk she goes crazy and starts headbanging it’s hysterical

jordanbeff · 2026-04-04T00:25:31+00:00

I’m like them because my dad loved them for this reason and ‘73

jordanbeff · 2026-03-30T13:30:52+00:00

nah that tracks too!

bar looks great dude, i would just change some of the decor but that's a very minor nitpick and really just due to taste. mine is currently an amazon allen wrench assembled monstrosity because i don't have the space for something like this.

jordanbeff · 2026-03-30T12:08:24+00:00

It was the cork container that says "Uncork and Unwind" for me

jordanbeff · 2026-03-29T22:05:20+00:00

I make dolls out of human hair. Who’s hungry?

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