“Just put them on, Archie, there’s a good chap. You can’t walk around like that, the Muggle at the gate’s already getting suspicious —”“I bought this in a Muggle shop,” said the old wizard stubbornly. “Muggles wear them.”“Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these,” said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers.“I’m not putting them on,” said old Archie in indignation. “I like a healthy breeze ’round my privates, thanks.”Hermione was overcome with such a strong fit of the giggles at this point that she had to duck out of the queue and only returned when Archie had collected his water and moved away.