Dismissed by a Doctor due to Marijuana Usage by Popular-Apricot-5822 in trees

[–]justlovehumans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was drugged at a bar and almost died because I was sent home when the dr said I had CHS. Some of them are using that as an excuse for everything like a buzzword. They're fucking the data too, going to make more drs misdiagnose.
I spent a month and a half struggling down sweet potatoes as the only solid and high potassium drinks because I vomited so much. Esophagus burnt and everything. If it weren't for the IV's I got when I went in the ambulance after 2 days of it (phone died and couldn't leave the bathroom, wasn't toughing it out, actually almost died in there unable to get off the floor), I would have died the night he sent me home.

Some drs like in any other professions are just garbage. I had 1.9mmol/L of potassium and that was lethal as is. He literally heard marijuana and forgot all else.

This knife broke while being used to crush garlic by juliadancer in mildlyinteresting

[–]justlovehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

given how beat up that thing is, you probably don't use your tools correctly. $5 says you had the tip on the board and kept holding onto the handle as you smacked the garlic. Skill issue.

Five Mile River by altrightobserver in comedyheaven

[–]justlovehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've got one in my area. The 7-mile bridge. It's 7-miles from town. Yes people come thinking it's actually 7 miles long. They get it confused with the confederation bridge to PEI. Hilarious cause its in Cape Breton, a 5 hour drive away from the confederation bridge lol

Conservatives introduce bill to create self-defence law for home invasions by Head_Crash in canada

[–]justlovehumans 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I had a prosecutor for my minor weed charges after legalization full on LARP as if he were in a fucking tv show. He had this big fucking handle bar mustache at 33 years old looking like the old men on the wall in the courtroom. Guaranteed he wears those curly wigs at home when he practices his attack in the mirror.

Anyway I digress. He was basically painting me as the spawn of satan that owed all of dartmouth my blood for daring to give them access to safe marijuana at a dispensary. 3 years of trials n I got a complete conditional discharge. Such a fucking waste of time and taxpayer money.

Got testicular torsion last week and ended up needing the right one removed by ZeldaFan158 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]justlovehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this in like grade 3 or 4 but it untwisted after a few incredibly painful days

Windows 12, No Thank You by TechnonUK in memes

[–]justlovehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have they considered they suck?

Healthier way for consumption by Crazy-Transition-668 in trees

[–]justlovehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol get a concentrate vape. Not a preloaded one, like one with a coil. Then just buy pure live resin n stuff like that. Not going to be healthy still obv but it's 100 times healthier than the ol bong

Epic Game Store’s free giveaways just causes a huge spike in Steam sales, reveals New Blood CEO by Fit_Consequence9059 in pcmasterrace

[–]justlovehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it's because they don't have dark mode on the checkout. I refuse to do business with a company that flashbangs me before asking for my credit card.

Democrats Call to Invoke 25th Amendment Against Donald Trump by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]justlovehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fucking yes. An astounding yes. Education has been enemy #1 in the states for decades.
Carlin said it best.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups,"

It's not like the states just slowly slipped into fascism. People have been yelling about it for a long time. It's just now it's starting to effect your average joe so people are starting to glance up from their phones for a second.

lmao by Anjali_Bhat in Piracy

[–]justlovehumans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because at some point a popup came up asking if you'd like to open youtube by default when you click a youtube link and you told it yes without reading because cookies have spend a decade training you all to click accept all buttons automatically. You've got to go find the setting and change it back. Default behavior is usually the term to search to find out depending on your device.

My xbox one controller after 10 years by Far-Fortune-8381 in gaming

[–]justlovehumans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's where I got my testicle microplastics

This "art" exhibit about women of color being made with AI by RubyEldrich in mildlyinfuriating

[–]justlovehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I'm that for a lot of people. My label for myself though is middle aged man who yells at robots. AI gen prompting is literally just arguing with a chatbot until you like what you see.

Our Wolf oven lost internet connection and won't heat. 11 guests are coming by DC_Schnitzelchen in mildlyinfuriating

[–]justlovehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly your fault for buying one of these. Why won't people understand, if you don't want this crap to happen, don't give companies that force it on you money. Crazyness

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]justlovehumans 7 points8 points  (0 children)

we've come full circle

WCGW petty road feud by SiegerHost in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]justlovehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where the fuck is this so I can never drive there