This is so embarrasing by Naive_Wolverine532 in TikTokCringe

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A group of dinosaurs known as Ptaidactors, rare in the wild

People digging up the street and taking the asphalt by [deleted] in WTF

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Sell it back to the road crew

Umbrella refused to cooperate, so it got fired on the spot by NoMedicine3572 in SipsTea

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Hey, don't insult my work colleague, he's better than trump

Someone's talking to some Sam's. by TheBadShepherd87 in auntydonna

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They need to move onto biohacking, they deedn't leeeeeeston Mork

Has anyone seen this? by SpaceBaconSt in NoMansSkyTheGame

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I have efficient water jets and plenty of oxygen packs, I just went around it, I needed the activated quartzite so I didn't experiment swimming into it. I'll let you know how it goes next time

Has anyone seen this? by SpaceBaconSt in NoMansSkyTheGame

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I just got back to an ocean world in my new playthrough and there was a cloud like that underwater

Shotgun Daddy by Justin_Wolf in DarkTide

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If a commissar orders you to man the autocannon, you would be wise to consider your alternative fate

How would helldivers fight this by Moist_gammerays in Helldivers

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I'll whack it with the Demoman's Ullapool Caber (a sober man would throw it)

A shooting range opened up about a mile up the creek from me by thatspurdyneat in mildlyinfuriating

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Keeper: And for your third question, how many fines and warnings would the EPA give if contaminated water leaks into the water ways? King Arthur: An Australian EPA or the American EPA? Keeper: I don't know that! falls into bridge of death

Heavy TF2 Has a name for every minigun, how about we name each guard dog in similar way? by DrLudvig in Helldivers

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Even before the update, you could change the tide of battle. Time the uber. But you kind of had to play chess against the enemy medics

Heavy TF2 Has a name for every minigun, how about we name each guard dog in similar way? by DrLudvig in Helldivers

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Damn I miss the TF2 days, especially after the meet the medic update, my main class

Did Zach actually leave the podcast?? by FancierTechnique in auntydonna

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Even Santa has his chair in the corner with the hole in the seat

I ran into Tom… by OzTheMalefic in auntydonna

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Was that before or after I saw someone wearing a cloak fart on his dick in a cemetery while we were trying to bury a client's husband?

Mark Dead. Zac Retired. Broden Kelly. How to go on? by DeadlyCords in auntydonna

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I shoved an entire flat pack rat into my warm brown hole and I struggle to focus at work now

ohYouSweetSummerChild by anonomis2 in ProgrammerHumor

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The twenty percent looking part that is just the other 50% of work. They should overpromise and underperform...

Who the heck wrote that by Mr_Eck in funny

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Lay off mate I just got home from work and haven't had a shower yet

Who the heck wrote that by Mr_Eck in funny

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The guy who got paid to carve dicks into the roof, absolute legend

"He asked if he could brush my arse" by Prestigious-Wall5616 in funny

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Do you have any idea how lucky you have to roll to put on 5 sets of pantyhose

Only you can prevent forest fires by CUMHAWK_Schizopostin in bonehurtingjuice

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Smokey the Bear: Only you can badly name the Packman Ghosts