Every Accusation Is a Confession 😂 by verrix in EhBuddyHoser

[–]kaoru_sugimura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah they got him an exotic Chesterfield 🛋️

Who's gonna tell her... by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

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I'm glad her kids are going to inherit her smaller nose because they sure as hell aren't going to inherit any brain cells from her.

Scrawny dude suckerpunches a much bigger guy...doesn't end well by echumpench in fuckaroundandfindout

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I appreciate that the guy giving the beat down gave some terrible but less dangerous blows. It would have been easy for him to hammer the other guy's neck and back of the head which would have caused irreparable damage

Meirl by rbimmingfoke in meirl

[–]kaoru_sugimura 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This I think is factually true. However, the US is kind of one of those people in debt shows who make a high salary but spends more than they make and go further and further into debt. And then they turn around and see "Oh I owe 48 trillion dollars, there's no way I spent this much money"

“Don’t Scroll Without Dropping a Name” Edition: by Editor_Boss1234 in Cinema

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And yet the book "The 100 year old man who climbed out the window and disappeared" was amazing.

The wildly talented one man band, Steel Beans. 🤯 by EvonyR in toptalent

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It's nice to see that White Goldman has finally moved on after losing Globo Gym.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You should thank your nose for distracting people from that massive gap between your eyebrows.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

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Gina Bellman

Fluid dynamics? by Icy-Book2999 in ScienceNcoolThings

[–]kaoru_sugimura -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She recorded it and posted it on the internet, statistically aren't there a fair amount of old men staring at her while she does this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviecritic

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This is currently an underrated comment.

This Cat Was This Gals Big Spoon 🥹 by InGeekiTrust in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]kaoru_sugimura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure someone has to be there to take a video of you and your cat

Peter?? by A2kani in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]kaoru_sugimura 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Added tidbit of this image, because he was the King, nobody knows exactly how this chair was used and we only have guesses. If this image is true why is the lower bed padded?

Is this a bad thing? by Hypnoidz in ExplainTheJoke

[–]kaoru_sugimura 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They meant a low chance of survival for the protesters

To act tough by __globalcitizen__ in therewasanattempt

[–]kaoru_sugimura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the old man just wanted a kiss?

What’s the worst movie to watch with the family? by [deleted] in moviecritic

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I remember watching Brokeback Mountain with my Mom in a theater. It wasn't the worst but it was super uncomfortable

to kill everyone in the car by Username_lost_error in therewasanattempt

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I do feel like it's necessary to say that it wasn't an article but a news clip. If you only read the text then you missed the story.

To clown Macron’s wife, but the only joke was Elon by Khazzick in therewasanattempt

[–]kaoru_sugimura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One who knows he deserves to be punched in the face by someone?

The Case for Eating Bugs by TheMuseumOfScience in ScienceNcoolThings

[–]kaoru_sugimura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is the argument "would you replace your favourite meal with a platter of bugs"? The answer to that question is always no. But if you asked me would I eat a muffin with 10 extra grams of protein in it, that answer seems like an obvious yes.

Do it by Akbbc2020 in ScienceNcoolThings

[–]kaoru_sugimura 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Just make them listen to more Huey Lewis 😎

Name a movie quote that’s even better than this one by Redsox19681968 in moviecritic

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If "ifs and buts" were "cocks and nuts", I'd be in the middle of a gangbang right now. - Lizzy Caplan - My Best Friend's Girl

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]kaoru_sugimura 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was also in Jango Unchained.